#zeph just stfu

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do you ever want to eat the sound of a guitar

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Group Chat

1v. Pets

*ZephGoWoosh sent a photo

-> the picture is of a Siamese cat sleeping in a cat bed with a dark green collar around its neck and tucked in under a small fuzzy blanket <-

ZephGoWoosh: look at my baby Sashimi 😍😍

ZephGoWoosh: HE!!! 🥰🥰🥰

F.Heartstein: I didn't know you owned a Siamese, Zephyrine.

ZephGoWoosh: YOU DIDN'T KNOW??? 😦😦😦

F.Heartstein: I clearly stated that I didn't.

ZephGoWoosh: HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK??

ZephGoWoosh: HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT MY BABY!! 😡😡

F.Heartstein: What.

WtfEliseo: lmao chill zeph

WtfEliseo: fleur doesnt have one so she doesnt know what having a pet is like

F.Heartstein: Tell that to your parrot.

WtfEliseo: fuck you for stealing nicotine away from me

F.Heartstein: It's not my fault that your parrot likes me better than you. I just happen to show it more affection.

WtfEliseo: I SHOW NICOTINE AFFECTION WHAT DO YOU MEAN HEARTSTEIN

F.Heartstein: Mhm, right. Poor thing told me that you're not feeding him properly.

WtfEliseo: THAT BIRD BASTARD IS LYING AND HE KNOWS IT

WtfEliseo: NICOTINE'S JUST TRYING TO GET YOU TO SPOIL HIM

F.Heartstein: No wonder he hates you. You're a cruel man, Eliseo.

ZephGoWoosh: the utter betrayal of your pet birb loving your ex instead lmaooo 😭✋

ZephGoWoosh: Eliseo's the worst pet owner confirmed no need for receipts everyone 😔😔😔

WtfEliseo: 😒🖕

ZephGoWoosh: 😘🖕

PapaWeylyn: Dang you guys are lucky for having pets ;w;

PapaWeylyn: I always wanted to own a pug but ma's allergic to dogs sadly TwT

ZephGoWoosh: ah yes the flabby potato dog

ZephGoWoosh: i mean they look stupid that its adorable so i cant help but agree with you Weywey 😔👌

PapaWeylyn: Their happy faces are what drew me in to them

PapaWeylyn: I want to hug one so bad! ≧﹏≦

WtfEliseo: bruh I was expecting that youll want to own a bloodhound or smth

WtfEliseo: but a pug tho?? Fr?

PapaWeylyn: Hey no one's judging why you own a parrot Eliseo ￣ˍ￣

F.Heartstein: I am, because his parrot doesn't even like him. Why even get a pet if you can't even get it to like you?

ZephGoWoosh: oof right in the nutsack

WtfEliseo: stfu yall dont know nicotine like I do 😒😒

PapaWeylyn: Eliseo Nicotine literally hates you and only you

PapaWeylyn: He's nice to me and Zeph when we visited you lastweek

WtfEliseo: tf

WtfEliseo: I literally feed and house the guy wtf

ZephGoWoosh: tfw you're in a toxic relationship with your pet 😭😭😭✋

ZephGoWoosh: bitches be getting gaslit and mistreated today by a birb

F.Heartstein: Imagine losing your agency to a bird. Just imagine it. You lost your will to a creature that's as big as your foot and has a lower IQ than you. You submit your everything... to a fucking bird.

PapaWeylyn: I can feel like youre disappointed in him

F.Heartstein: This isn't my first time.

PapaWeylyn: OH

ZephGoWoosh: HDBDUSBSUSJAUWVDHDHSBS FLEUR 💀💀💀

WtfEliseo: WOOOOOOOOOOW

WtfEliseo: BITCH I LOOKED AWAY FOR TWO SECONDS AND THIS IS WHAT I COME BACK TO?

WtfEliseo: I didnt come here to be disrespected about my old love life and pet owner life wtf guys 😒😒😒

PapaWeylyn: Eliseo

WtfEliseo: what

PapaWeylyn: You already dug your grave when you teased Fleur earlier

PapaWeylyn: I think you're getting what you deserved

WtfEliseo: NOT YOU TOO WEYLYN WTF

WtfEliseo: BRO I THOUGHT WE BESTIES

WtfEliseo: WHY YOU GOTTA BETRAY ME LIKE THAT?

PapaWeylyn: I'M JUST BEING HONEST I'M SORRY

ZephGoWoosh: USBDUSBSUSDB I CANT BREATH

ZephGoWoosh: YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO SO HARD ON HIM WEYWEY 😭😭😭✋✋

PapaWeylyn: I WAS JUST SAYING WHAT I THOUGHT IS HAPPENING

WtfEliseo: yall making me feel like a clown here 🤡

WtfEliseo: getting betrayed not only by my parrot but also by my homie too 🤡🤡🤡

PapaWeylyn: I SAID I WAS SORRY ELISEO 〒▽〒

WtfEliseo: SORRY MY ASS

F.Heartstein: For fuck's sake. If you three start screaming like this in our offline meetings, I will choke each of you until you can't breathe.

WtfEliseo: kinda kinky for you to say that fleur 😏😏😏

*WtfEliseo was kicked off the group

*Group Chat ended

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in hindsight they probably made zeph annoying on purpose so we wouldn’t be as hurt when he betrays us

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* visibly shaking * I'm totally normal about this music artist

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Thank u for the tag @lesbiannoel !!! <3<3<3

Last played song: control by halsey

Current song of choice: like a kennedy by heartattackman ft awsten knight

Five songs I've had on repeat:

KILL[H]ER by stand atlantic

Ignorance by paramore

Emergency contact by peirce the veil

War crimes by waterparks

Follow you by bring me the horizon

Tagging (no pressure <3) @lightningzombie @impulsivedecisionsat3am @strawbearri-frog @jakeyp @feeisamarshmallow @softneomiro @therearenonamesthatarenttaken

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SILLY RED BAND MAN

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you're laughing. Waterparks wore wedding dresses at the New Orleans show AND I WASN'T THERE and you're laughing.

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•°~ Don't believe me, ask Geoff~°•

It's Geoff's birthday!!! It's his day!!! Geoff!!!

This took forever but like all realistic drawings I've done TOTALLY WORTH IT :D

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Did I ever actually show anyone on here my new hair lol

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@snxpdragons ONLY CLIP I COULD FIND I'M SORRY BUT HERE'S VIOLET! LIVE IN LONDON 2022 !!!

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head hurty :(

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•°~zeph sketches~°•

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Felt I had to share Barney the positive potato!!!

He was gifted by my mother, and I now gift him to you. Share him and the positivity!!! Spread the love!!! Barney has so much love to give!!!

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i am really struggling today my dudes someone dare me to get in the shower

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Thoughts are being consumed by the parx brainrot help all I hear is awsten yelling "we call it tubbywoe!" about tupperware boxes

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my soul is hurting again :)