#zylophone

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

every day I get on here and see some post going "do not make an account on ZYLPPHONE, the hot new social media! it turns out making an account gives the creators (who are nazis) instant access to your bank account and also causes your pets to explode!" and this is all very baffling to me because I cannot believe anyone is actually fucking around with new social media platforms that shit sounds exhausting. if tumblr ever gives up and goes all the way under I will simply turn into a crab and go back to the sea you will not be finding my on zylophone

[spittyfishy]

I got called in to be the pinch hitter for @maddie-zylophone-hatter ‘s present in the @eah-exchange secret Santa today! I saw that Faybelle was one of their favourite characters so I drew her in her epic winter outfit since it’s such a nice design!

I hope you like it and had a great holiday!!❄️

[loonarmuunar]

Xoraphone. Zylophone

[jayandshadows]

jay what if I dressed up as dem and I caressed your hair and kissed you

"You know, I'll say something. I AM NOT some like conventionally attractive man, I have--" He lifts up his shirt ever so slightly to show an emaciated frame that was hidden by a baggy shirt. "A rib cage you could play the fucking zylophone on like a looney toon."

"I am not really someone to fawn over. also- I'd fucking kick you out of my apartment. don't touch me and especially don't kiss me." he then pulled down his shirt again.

[j-a-nuary]

【🎶 take me to tshurtsh】

[pupsiez]

🐙 🦈 🦑

what type of shows do you like while regressed?

i like to watch bluey mostly! sometimes i watch older disney movies like the 2d animated ones but bluey is always my first choice. sometimes though if i'm an older age regressing i watch youtube videos, just anything i find. usually content i probably shouldnt be watching regressed hahaha. what is a toy you really want?

i have a couple of little toys already but i really want some more bath letters or a baby piano or baby zylophone!! or the thing you press that goes wheeeee!! in circles!! what's your favorite small food?

anything i can eat without having to chew a lot of anything like that, those bring me back to being big because of how complicated it is to eat. i really love goldfish!

[royalrebelpropaganda]

If you’re still doing eah drawing requests, how about Kitty Cheshire and/or Madeline Zylophone Hatter? Thanks!

she's about to cause problems on Purpose

(yes I know this is literally two months late shhhh I've been busy)

[howevercantheafterbe]

💌 If you get this answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send this to the last 7 people in your notifications, anonymously or not 💌

Oh!!! This is so fun, I never get asks on this blog. Thank you! The facts are gonna be tailored to fit with the blog ^-^

First off, I'm responsible for an alarming amount of the eah fanfic that exists on AO3

I own at least one of each AG historical character doll (with the exception of Isabel and Nicki since I just haven't had the opportunity to get them yet. In my defense, they came out like a month ago-)

I own exactly one Barbie doll

I'll just tag the last few people in this blog's notifs! @eah-royal-ouat @deerdeardarling @sleepingfruity @nothingtoseehd @maddie-zylophone-hatter

[alphabetbracket]

X is so useless I hate X when are you going to talk about xylophone? Even than it could’ve just been spelt zylophone.

S is better

S is sexy, super attractive, sick (positive), stoves

I also just hate X cause math class

it isn’t even that fun to write, just two lines, no real curves

-A is for Annoying/Attractive anon

👀

[jesterbots]

fuck this world. spell it zylophone. who cares

[thebeautifulmushroom]

Hi mayanaise!!! We are doing great here on [tumblr] dot com this fine night :3

*sigh*

[mickeymouselouise]

I got these adorable stickers yesterday at a drum and guitar shop. ❤❤❤

[lefthandedbastard]

I want to know what a zylophone set on automatic sounds like

[nervermind]

sick to death of that fucking zylophone rat

[hyrule-kingdom-updates]

Fuckin hell, what the fuck am I supposed to do now. What the hell, fuck, shit, ahhhh, zylophone is deaddddd????? I don’t fucking believe you. Show me the body. That’s right there isn’t one. Also, wtf is up with momma zygote, and why do I oddly like her? Like she’s a shit mom but she cares so tahts nice. but wtf am I supposed to did for the rest of the week? I have a math test tomorrow and youve fucking ruined me. I cant do math when zavis could be dead. How fucking dare you.

It’s ok I’ll just kill everyone during the forearm arc so you can do your math test, how’s that sound?

Oh wait a moment...tomorrow’s arc is sorta important for set up purposes so hmmm I don’t know man. What’s more important to you, the livlihood of Larc and Zavis? Or math? 

[the-fur-bee-hive]

Hiya! I have a question related to pronouns, if that's alright?

I've seen the xey/zem pronouns before and I have no idea how to pronounce them??? I want to be like nice and use the right pronouns but ajdjd can you tell me how to say them so I don't sound like,, mean or ignorant?

If not that's oki I can also google it but it's like, not really giving me a 'read-out' option lol.

absolutely! xey is pronounced the same as you would pronounce zey! similar to how xylophone sounds a lot like zylophone? apologies, I’m bad with describing sounds?? Hopefully maybe this helps (and thank you for asking!!)!!!