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Who else is doing lines tonight?

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Thatoufhts that make your brain wonder why it is allowed to remain unsupervused

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You're not a bad person for wasting food because you forgot to eat it or left it out or didn't have the time/energy/executive function to prepare it or didn't have an appetite or whatever. Unlearn the guilt your parents taught you.

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i don't care if you live in new york city get normal about drug addicts sometime soon or jump in front of the trains

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My audhdhd wants to color

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I want to color so bad but im teaching my kids how to help me pick up the floor

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A story within a story where a mother sits her rowdy children down and tells them a story about a the world's sweetest, kindest mother who never lost her temper, never cursed and never yelled at her children, no matter how rowdy they could get. She would only gently, kindly told them to not do the dangerous things. One day she sweetly, kindly told her children to not go play at the riverbank, because it's dangerous and they might slip on the rocks, fall into the water, and die. Her children do not listen. They go play at the riverbank, where they slip on the rocks, fall into the water, and die.

And the sweet perfect mother of the story comes to the riverbank, sees that all her children drowned, and starts crying so bitterly that angels overhear her, and the angels say to each other, "she does not deserve this, this woman has never done anything wrong in her life, this should not have happened to her", and feeling great pity for her, bring her children back to life, and after that they always listened to their mother and lived happily ever after.

And the storyteller's children, who at this point are familiar with the concept that these stories are supposed to have some sort of a moral or lesson in them, interject to point out that their mother hasn't always done everything perfectly, she isn't always sweet, curses a lot, and as a matter of fact loses her shit at her kids all the time. She isn't like the mother of the story at all.

And their mother agrees: Her children are correct. She is not a perfect mother who has never done anything wrong. Angels will not have pity on her, and they will not bring her little shits back to life if they go to the river and die. So they better fucking not go get themselves killed in the first place.

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Dolly Parton for president

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If I had three wishes

1. I wish I had the ability to fly and to share/unshare with whoever I want to.

2. I wish I had good luck for the rest of my life and it affected those I am close to. (In a proximity way)

3. I wish humanity to be less selfish. (Asuming there is not a genie/mystical being I need to free)

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5 posts!

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Forced to learn how tumblr works because quotev has officially killed itself ☹️ (please tell me terms and stuff i should know) (and explain it like youre talking to your mom about your favorite media)

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As a doordasher the amount of vapes I see on the ground is disturbing.

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When you pop all of your joints beacuse of stress and then stress because it was helping and now you are out of pops to pop.

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Try to do a good thing and take in a dog to find the owner... no one will claim him and all the shelters are full... guess ill be having puppys in the next couple months