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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

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lets waddle with mama

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my beasts are in ....................................

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are you easily clockable as queer

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2023 artfight attack for @takodogs of his character izumi!

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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-08-22/food-plant-solutions-malnutrition-farming-edible-plants/12580732

https://fms.cmsvr.com/fmi/webd/Food_Plants_World

This guy is my new hero. I LOVE learning about native food plants that just grow everywhere without human help.

The database is a little clunky to use (especially on a phone), but still loads of excellent information.

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Sooo was anyone gonna tell me that butterfly pea flowers are called CLITORIA and look like THAT?? Or was I just supposed to find that out while googling this in front of my mom

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ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left

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MY SON IS COMPLETE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY NEXT OF KIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the takodog bento......

This will be another acrylic keychain design! It'll be 2.5" and coated with epoxy resin on both sides. I'm debating whether or not to get it manufactured with glitter epoxy.... or maybe I can offer multiple versions....?

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the jeef is 10% off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is taking up the very limited space in my drawers.

My Jeff keychains came in! Putting them together is gonna be a pain but alas. Also my measuring tape got bent somehow so I'm using the kuromi pen to weigh it down.

🦈 He's available on my Etsy shop!

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finally watched a 3 hour video on the Drake vs Kendrick beef and honestly, I'm so happy to learn about it in better detail than fringes of it. it goes beyond making petty jabs at each other and calling a dude a pedo.

Kendrick basically pushed into light how Drake is not only a creep and predator, but that he's also quite literally a culture vulture. uses blackness and the aesthetics of black culture, bastardizes it and waters it downs. basically churns it into slop that is palatable to his mostly white audience.

it all made sense considering in drakes past music, he vented about not fitting in due to his mixed race (he's black and Jewish) heritage. but overtime a found a formula of specially profiting off the work of black and brown people around him, the culture, and made money selling to white audiences who want to experience a sanitized idea of what blackness is.

he had people who wrote for him, allegedly not getting their flowers, had upcoming rappers featured on his album only to leave without their flowers as well. so many people got cheated by that dude, especially black women. who he is an extreme misogynist towards.

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Executive chef at a top Thai restaurant tells Gordon Ramsay that his Pad Thai is trash [x]

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Finished packing some orders! I eventually realized I could just reference my old art to draw these...... (these two are the nicest looking bc of it)

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I wonder how metronome works in-universe considering there wouldn't be a limit to what moves can be pulled or from what Pokemon. imagine your Togepi wagging its finger and suddenly using a move from an undiscovered legendary on your opponent and when you ask a professor what the hell that move was they're just like

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i hate when kink blogs do this. do they think it makes it hotter. i feel like i'm playing a mystery vn with this kinda shit