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“I want to see the world… But I cannot move”

Reblog the snowman to show him the world.

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Personnel File for “Sniper,” 1968

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“Mick” Mundy; 26

January 1, 1942

6’1”; 145lbs / 67kg

Australian; Originates from The Outback, Australia

Mother: Mrs. Mundy

Father: Jonathan Mundy

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Mundy seemed to have appeared out of nowhere as a baby; he has no birth records, which is odd because he had an otherwise totally average childhood. Nothing of interest outside of him being hired as a mercenary for the team has happened to him.

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Notes:

Flo Pauling: Something had to have happened before he fell into the arms of his adoptive parents; he just sort of appeared out of thin air one day. I’m going to look into this.

Herbert Ludwig: Mundy is perfectly healthy but oddly small and underdeveloped compared to the average Australian. He is fit enough for work, regardless.

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Personnel File for “Scout,” 1968

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Jeremy Willis; 23

June 2, 1945

5’10”; 125lbs / 56kg

███████████; Originates from Boston, Massachusetts, U.S.A.

Mother: Collie Willis

Father: ██████████

7 Brothers

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Willis was born the months preceding the end of World War II as the youngest of 8. He played baseball throughout his formative years, but often got into trouble with superiors and teachers as a result of solving most of his problems with his fists. Early in his childhood, his father disappeared; he states that his father is dead, but ██████████████████████████████████████████████████. He most likely joined to prove something - either to himself or to others.

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Notes:

Flo Pauling: Scout seems to have an inferiority complex caused by him being both the smallest and the youngest of his siblings. This is likely what motivated him to train full-time to become as fast as he could - or it could be his way of escaping the expected disappearance of his father.

Herbert Ludwig: He is healthy, although small for his height.

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Personnel File for “Soldier,” 1968

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Jane Doe; 46

October 30, 1922

5’11”; 200lbs / 90kg

American; Originates from Michigan, U.S.A.

Mother: N/A

Father: N/A

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Doe was born in Michigan, U.S.A. in the years following World War I. Due to his determination to fight in World War II, he dropped out of high school-which he was failing anyways-to enlist in the U.S. Army. He was refused, however, likely due to his low scores and mental instability; he was then rejected by every other branch of the military as well. Following these rejections, he bought a plane ticket to Poland, taught himself how to handle a broad range of weapons, and proceeded to go on a Nazi killing spree across Europe. This spree ended in 1949 when he was informed of the end of World War II. He disappeared from 1949 to now, only reappearing to apply for the team.

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Notes:

Flo Pauling: He just… gave up this information! And was proud of it! I obviously fixed it up and cross examined it, but this is crazy! How did he get hired for the team, again…?

Herbert Ludwig: Doe is incredibly healthy, albeit not all there mentally. A picture perfect soldier!

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, EVERYONE! GO OUT AND LOVE WHO YOU LOVE, AND DO SO WITH A DEVIOUS FEELING IN YOUR HEART AND FREEDOM IN YOUR SOUL!

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Personnel File for “Heavy,” 1968

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Mikhail, “Misha”; 48

September 22, 1920

6’4”; 300lbs / 136kg

Russian; Originates from Dzhugdzhur Mountains, Khabarovsk Krai, Russia

Mother: Aleksandra

Father: Unidentified Russian Counter-Revolutionary

Sisters: Bronislava, Yana, Zhanna

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Mikhail was born sometime following World War I. His father was a counter-revolutionary, opposing the communist uprising; as a result, Mikhail’s father was executed and Mikhail, his mother Aleksandra, and his 3 sisters - Bronislava, Yana, and Zhanna - were placed in a Gulag until it was burnt down in 1941. They fled back into the Dzhugdzhur Mountains to hide from the government, where they have remained to date.

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Notes:

Flo Pauling: Had to really dig to find any of this. Almost got mauled by a bear scouting out his family cabin and the nearby town. He doesn’t have any official records, ANYWHERE. It seems like his motivation behind joining the team is purely to send money back to his family, but has otherwise never left the mountains where his family resides.

Herbert Ludwig: Mikhail is in incredible health and in perfect fighting condition. Consider this to be my stamp of approval.