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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE NO POLYAMOROUS 6TEEN FICS ON AO3 OR ANYWHERE WHAT IS THIS

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Maxley fandom we need to talk wdym there are no soulmate aus.

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oh my god i fucking love this movie.

Here are a few reasons why you should watch it, featuring my thoughts while rewatching it:

Current reference counter: Twighlight, Mean Girls,

My favorite actors in GBF:

Number 1: Natasha Lyonne

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

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Soledad: "Think of all the other gay kids at this school that are still languishing in the closet!"

Tanner: *immediately looks back at Brent who's been jealously watching in the background the whole conversation*

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Mckenzie: *quits their friendship and walks away as only the most fashionable person in this movie can*

Ashley: What's a sodomite?? 🤨

Topher: I think it's like a dust mite, but with sod. 😌

Ashley: 😲

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Ashley: *gets her bribery brownies thrown into the trash*

Also Ashley: Carbs make gay people sparkle?

(Also like later in this movie she remembered the whole interaction and it was so cute to me like-)

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Okay this isn't a quote but literally Ashley is like a dumber version of Karen and Heather McNamara combined, bc she gets dragged left and right in this movie by every person in it but she does not have the brain cells to even notice like-

She is so genuinely nice to everyone, I love her so much.

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Okay again not a quote but here's the match ups to Mean Girls/Heathers

Fawcett/Gretchen/Heather Chandler Except Fawcett is actually cool and isn't a bitch.

Ashley/Karen/Heather McNamara. Except Ashley is nicer than she is dumb. And she's Mormon.

Caprice/Regina/Heather Chandler Except diversity and equality drama kid. She is slay, literally. She will slice your throat with her stiletto heels and look good doing it.

Molly/Janis/Betty Finn. The left behind best friend (more exclusively to Janis with grunge eye makeup and extreme lesbian vibes)

Glenn/Damian. I literally love this tho because the whole movie is about the gay best friend, but Glenn is the token straight friend. I couldn't actually think of a match up from Heather's, but still. Also, Glenn's last name is Cho, so I'm headcanoning the authors intended the similarities to Glenn Coco from Mean Girls.

Hamilton and Topher are Kurt and Ram

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The writing in this movie is iconic, but the fashion is chronic. I'm literally dying someone help.

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Ms. Van Camp is so supportive of Brent, and we love that for him, BUT BRO IS SO UNAPPRECIATIVE OF HER LIKE??? SIR??? BRENT??? IF YOUR MOM IS SO ANNOYING TO YOU GIVE HER TO ME??? SHE IS LITERALLY SO WHOLESOME ISTG.

Also she is literally me commenting during movies

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Tanner: Maybe everyone secretly want a GBF. Even moms.

Brent: Right now I'd settle for just a BF

Tanner: You mean like a best friend or like boyfriend?

Brent: Either/Or...

Or both.

I LOVE GAY PEOPLE

(i am 2 gay people in a trench coat)

BUT I LOVE GAY PEOPLE

Okay I have to go to bed bc sleep but I'll edit when I finish the movie later <3

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I just spent two hours writing the outline of a sequel to a fanfiction I wrote and posted the first chapter of two months ago.

I don't even have an outline for the first one yet.

Send help.

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Me, outlining a fanfiction: Yay, it's not gonna be that angsty, he's gonna have a support person who loves him!! ~( ˘▾˘~)

The deepest, darkest, hellborn region of my angst ridden brain: Or the support could have been dead the whole time... (ಠ.ಠ)

Me: ╭(°ﾛ° ”)╯

My brain: ( ⁰д⁰)

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I got 99 problems and yet none of them are the fact that im crying over a soulmate au about geese.

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When the slow burn is an unlit torch, it's 4 am and you still have 57 chapters to go

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Frog characters from shows ive watched that are quite queercoded or just stereotypically gay:

Kulipari: Darel and Arabanoo

I literally got introduced to this last Wednesday and you cannot watch these twos BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED FIGHT SCENES, look me in the eyes, and TELL ME they aren't at least a little gay for each other.

2. Frog and Toad

Not my childhood, but like. The domestic cottagecore vibes are THRIVING.

3. Naveen

Don't tell me this 20 year old (yes i did just Google that) sheltered playboy did not experiment at some point in dancing his way around town with a ukulele.

4. Sprig and Francois from Amphibia

Theater kids.

That's it.

That's the bullet.

5. Mr. Cornielle from Amazing World of Gumball

This is that one teacher that says "partner" instead of husband or wife and you never KNOW if they're queer but they SEEM really queer.....

And you just never got the closure of knowing.

6. Finally, Tsuyu Asui from My Hero Academia

Long tongue. Big fingers. Cute as hell. Just. This is the most lesbian coded character you can find.