leslie fish is one of the accelerationists of all time tbh
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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does the tennis movie have throuple happenings for real 👀
yes. the fucked up psychosexual relationship between the three of them is the crux of the entire movie
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tumblr notification printer is online, I'd share a picture but I want some mutuals' names on the notifications for that 👀
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jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.
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yeah
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hey hey good morning friends! i haven't posted about it too much, but i just finished the longest fic project i've ever written! if you enjoy russingon, late-canon fix-its, and a whole lot of angst, find it here!
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Were it not for the eyes, Maedhros would have slain him.
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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size
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[at Achilles's funeral]
Agamemnon: *places his hand on the pyre and sobs*
Agamemnon: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.
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What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?
10-15 years in prism.
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Just contemplating how Victoria Goddard skillfully used worldbuilding to not only pack, but credibly pack, just so. much. parent-based narrative drama/suffering into Jemis Greenwing
You got your “tragically orphaned scion” “major daddy issues” “mysterious maternal-line powers” AND “only son of a forbidden marriage” and that’s before she even gets to his stepparents 😳
you can fit sooooooo much angst in this bad boy
(I’m not going to slap Jemis’s ass, that’s Perry’s job to do or delegate)
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logically i know that apollo consistently wears his suit anywhere that someone from work might be able to see him but another part of me wants to imagine hes wearing broken light up sketchers during turnabout serenade
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gale + cheating at the lanceboard puzzle
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oh my god
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