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oenus Gub

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oenus

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hello! still on hiatus/not in the fandom anymore but i had a dream where three season 3 trailers dropped and they all just involved clips of raunchy sex. nothing about the possible plot or anything like that. so idk maybe i got transported to an alt. universe where michael sheen became the showrunner

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and i shall guard the things i hold dear— this warmth, this place, the distance between us. for i knew of a time when i was stripped and i knew of earth, where time always slipped, but i swore that we would last.

hai !! first week of sophomore year done.. it was a rollercoaster for me emotionally and i felt compelled to do something with longing and possessiveness C: i hope it translated well in this piece lol

if you'd like to support me, consider buying me a kofi! i am saving up to buy a new graphic tablet so i can continue making art, taking commissions and helping my mom with our bills while still being in college. Any amount of kindness means a lot. Thank you!

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LET'S NOT DO IT (please!!!)

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the year is 2025. michael sheen is appointed showrunner and executive producer. gets his grubby mitts on the script and every other line is changed to blatant innuendo. each scene is so sexually charged that it's like staring directly into the sun. the last 10 mins is a montage of them outright fucking on every available surface of the south downs cottage. the show is now, inexplicably, set in south wales

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even though it's a bit cynical, we have to look at it realistically. GO got renewed for a season 3, which means it must have made amazon a significant amount of money. i think they will try to find a new showrunner so that they can continue making a metric butt ton of money off GO without a boycott due to NG's allegations.

I am just gonna go ahead and advise the good omens fandom to stay away from twitter right now because literally EVERYONE is catastrophising and that does nothing to help except make people more anxious and spread panic about something we have no information about.

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Aziraphale giving Crowley head scratches

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A dumb Good Omens comic.

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hiii reminder that i'm participating! you can find my full nsft art on my ao3! :3

Ineffable Kinktober 2024!

The Ineffable Kinktober list is here!

Don't forget, this isn't a challenge, do as many or as few as you are inspired to!

Art, fic, interpretive dance, sculpture, pipe-cleaners if so inclined ...

Post here! https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Ineffable_Kinktober_2024/profile

Graphic text: (I'm not changing the twitter bird icon, screw that BS!)

1. Wings 2. Virginity 3. Authority 4. True form/Eldritch 5. Piercings/Tattoos 6. Spanking 7. Role Play 8. Halos 9. Micro/Macro 10. ​Rescue 11. ​​Horns/Tails 12. ​Medical 13. Somnophilia​ 14. ​Glory Hole/Anonymous 15. ‘I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me’ 16. Clothing/Tartan 17. Knife/Swordplay 18. ​Sex to Music (Queen Edition) 19. Inebriation (Drugs/Alcohol) 20. The Bentley 21. Hidden (eg: Under the Table) 22. Laughing/Tickling 23. Masturbation 24. Danger/Helplessness 25. Feeding/Food Play 26. Praise/Degradation 27. Nipple Play 28. Cuckold 29. Gags/Ballgags 30. Toys 31. Creator's Choice

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Ineffable regency wives

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Crowley is convinced that a fairy is living in his beautifully tended garden, and in spite of his very best efforts he has yet to actually see one. He has been leaving a bowl of cream out in the garden each night as a little extra temptation - but so far, only the neighbourhood fox seems to be enjoying it. On the advice of a friend, Crowley decides to switch up his tactics. As it turns out, the fairy living in his magnolia tree just has much more exacting standards than your average brownie or gnome. This is made abundantly clear the next morning when Crowley comes downstairs to find his carefully wrapped bakery box now open on the windowsill, the ribbon it was secured with now fluttering in the early breeze. And inside, nestled amongst the finest profiteroles in the South Downs, he finds a round, pink-cheeked fairy, delicately licking cream off his tiny fingertips.

I was so charmed by the idea of a plump, spoiled little 'Azirafae' enjoying fancy human desserts that I couldn't help myself! 🩷 Entirely self indulgent! Will this be a fic one day? Who knows!

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Help me buy a new graphic tablet so I can continue making art and taking commissions! 🥹

My current tablet (XP-PEN Star G690) has been with me since I started digital art on June 2020, and its wire has been fraying for a while. I've been wrapping it with electrical tape for months now but it keeps getting worse no matter what I do.

I worry that soon it will give up on me and I will have to pause commissions indefinitely — which is my biggest concern. Currently, I am taking art commissions so that me and my mom could divide with paying the bills. Pausing commissions for a long while until I can get a new one is really not the best thing in our situation rn, and I might just need to stop making art 'till then :c

It would help me and my family so much if I could get a replacement. You can help and donate to me over on kofi. Thank you so much for your kindness. 🥹💗

decided to make a new/separate post because it got cut off from my reblog

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hey everyone! im gonna be trying my best to participate in ineffable kinktober this year and would like to take this time to remind y'all that you can see my nsfw uncensored artwork on my ao3!

have a few safe for tumblr sneak peeks below the cut!

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kisses artists that do this to crowley on the mouth.

every character should get fatter to signify that their life no longer sucks

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every time you draw skinny aziraphale mine gets 5lbs heavier

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Nothin like a spicy Ineffable Wives sketch commission! This one was so much fun 💞