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That actually sounds pretty fucking hot. I'll be sure to insult you more often, then, so you can throw your lattes on me. Or, better yet, you can throw me up against a wall and shove your tongue down my throat. Either sounds fine. I'll probably be taking off that sexy army jacket off anyway.

I admit it, I was eavesdropping, but some punk ass kid in the café thought it was cute to mock, and gossip about me with his friends. Did I mention it was for an absurd reason? I was reading a novel, how the fuck does that make me a nerd? Does it look like I’m displaying a pair of braces? I didn’t think so, not to mention I was rockin’ an olive, army jacket. Long story short, I trashed the remains of my latte on the crown of his conceited head, that’s for Gatsby, my friend.

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woah ok so is it just me or is the dash really this dead

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You know, I'm actually told that quite often. Personally, I don't see why it's considered such a bad thing. I mean, I'm fucking flattered. I like being rich. Ain't my fault I go to better parties, buy better clothes, and eat better food than people who aren't, y'know?

And people think I’m bad. It actually sounds like you might have a worse case of rich white boy problems than I do.

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I crashed one of my cars, yeah. It sounds a lot worse than it really is.

You crashed your car?

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Oh?

Oh...

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So, I spent the entire day picking out a Jaguar that would match my watch for this dinner party tomorrow, but I stopped by my friend’s house, then when I went back to my car, I blasted the speed up to the limit and accidentally crashed it. It was a fun near death experience, but the police officer wasn’t very understanding, so if I don’t reply to your texts, it’s because my phone isn’t working anymore. I’m getting a new one today, though, so I’ll be able to sext you all soon enough.

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The best way to get over a hangover is to keep drinking your way right through it 'til you're drunk again.

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text delivered to ↔ zara the zebra

zara: right how could u be lonely

zara: idk will that be a good idea

zara: that is the real question

mohamad: idk i mean i've been attending parties all week but now i'm by myself and it's weird

mohamad: yeah i promise it would

mohamad: or you could come over

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text delivered to ↔ rowan this boat

rowan: oh well

rowan: what do i get in return?

mohamad: nudes, alcohol, my company

mohamad: anything you want

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text delivered to ↔ zara not the store

zara: did u really think that would work?

zara: i am actually concerned

mohamad: idk i'm never lonely so i've never tried using it

mohamad: you could always help me with the sober part if you dont wanna help with the horny one

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text delivered to ↔ all contacts

mohamad: i'm horny and lonely and sober

mohamad: someone please help me out here

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My welcoming committee to Miami obviously didn’t know what they were doing. I mean, it’s been a year since I’ve been here. They could’ve not taken my license away on my first fucking day. Like, Jesus. Anyway, I was thinking of throwing a party later on. Or maybe an orgy. Depends on which is more in demand. I hope that you’re not all planning on spending the night stuffing your fat faces with Doritos and watching Netflix. I have an unopened bottle of champagne here and a box of condoms that I’d like to put to use.

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omfg hi ok so it’s agnes, i also play fevrian the lesbian selena fc, and this is mohamad!!!!

ok so for those of you who don't know him, mohamad is from saudi arabia and his father works for the government there and his mother's a brazilian former supermodel so he's very rich and famous although mostly in arabic countries.

he's the typical, very spoilt rich kid (his character is actually based off of the song super rich kids by frank ocean) who always gets what he wants. he's very, very prejudiced towards people who aren't as rich as him, not even poor, even higher middle class people are considered "poor" to him.

he's very possessive and has anger issues and he's a huGE slut like he hits on anything that breathes but other than that hes a p great guy y'know, funny n all that good stuff.

he also has suicidal tendencies, like driving rly fast through red lights, and he's oded twice, he's actually v depressed and closed off although you can't tell.

omfg idk i just love my bby so much so pls hit me up on my inbox and plot w meeee! also he's bi okay bye hehe