team-calm-grunt

[team-calm-grunt]

They still enjoy a good carbink every once in awhile

What kind of minerals do UD sableeye eat?

-@safrina-shards

Literally any and all minerals, expensive crystals only there 1% can afford? Pebbles off the side of the road? They’ll eat anything!~

[team-calm-grunt]

Yeah that-...th-that's fair. Honestly, the only thing I am affiliated with that involves Team Calm is The Pocket Nacli I made By Myself, but I promoted for Team Calm

But I appreciate that you will contact some shelters for me.

With kind regards

-Beatrix, the team calm grunt

(@team-calm-grunt)

I know you don't like team calm, though I'm still a person too. And I would like to adopt a pokemon. Preferably a bug type. I love Nacli more than the next person, but I would like to have a non-calm pokemon to just pamper. I got the money-

Hello. You misunderstand the purpose of Team Violence. The Kill Em with Kindness Fundraiser was a fundraiser and an event for adopting Pokemon that needed a home. Team Violence is not a shelter, it is primarily focused on outreach and charity.

Affiliating with Team Calm shows a lack of respect for Pokemon as a whole. However, I will do you a favor and contact a few shelters about your request. I will make sure I provide them excessive detail on Team Calm, and your involvement. They might blacklist you, but I suppose that is the consequences of your actions.

I could care less about your money, by the way.

[team-calm-grunt]

No, matter of fact he solidified the fact that they aren't taken care of, they don't live long, and they have health issues

So you can take that anomaly, and shove up your ugly [the rest of this text was censored do to 1,452 vulgar words]

I may just hire Team Frustration to your entire operation to the ground, but then I may get fired from Team Calm, so I'll run it by my supervisor.

Sincerely, go eat an angry magnemite

In light of all the utter nonsense I have been witness to over the last few days. We are making progress.

I have discovered a method by which Hybridization may be once again possible, recent complications notwithstanding.

I am still working out the details of the exact procedure. However, I am for the moment very optimistic about what the results may be.

-Enigma Admin Grant

[team-calm-grunt]

That's not what some guy named Simon said-

And to make a Nidoqueen to fly, you need more muscles to actually achieve flight, alongside light bones. And we both know a nidoqueen is to fat and too armored for flight, and with all that weight, it could quite possibly snap bones into pieces. I may not have a degree in genetics, but I do have a degree in pokemon biology, and if I remember correctly, the only flying type that can properly fly with solid bones is a Mandibuzz, and that's because they use air drafts and, idk.......built for flying?

In light of all the utter nonsense I have been witness to over the last few days. We are making progress.

I have discovered a method by which Hybridization may be once again possible, recent complications notwithstanding.

I am still working out the details of the exact procedure. However, I am for the moment very optimistic about what the results may be.

-Enigma Admin Grant

[team-calm-grunt]

I can see that. Our creations last longer than those things.

In light of all the utter nonsense I have been witness to over the last few days. We are making progress.

I have discovered a method by which Hybridization may be once again possible, recent complications notwithstanding.

I am still working out the details of the exact procedure. However, I am for the moment very optimistic about what the results may be.

-Enigma Admin Grant

[team-calm-grunt]

We don't labotomize our pokemon first off, we carefully alter the DNA of the pokemon to remove aggression from normally dangerous pokemon.

And we make pokemon for normal life, like people who aren't interested in going out into the world to do gyms, which I already think is a weird sham on its own.

And yes, I admit our pokemon have slight health issues. But it's far less severe with Hybrid pokemon. Just think about combining a type with another type that has a weakness to the other type. Like fire and water. May work in a fight, but I'm pretty sure it would h u r t to have the two types unless you are built for the types

In light of all the utter nonsense I have been witness to over the last few days. We are making progress.

I have discovered a method by which Hybridization may be once again possible, recent complications notwithstanding.

I am still working out the details of the exact procedure. However, I am for the moment very optimistic about what the results may be.

-Enigma Admin Grant

[team-calm-grunt]

That's still wrong????

In light of all the utter nonsense I have been witness to over the last few days. We are making progress.

I have discovered a method by which Hybridization may be once again possible, recent complications notwithstanding.

I am still working out the details of the exact procedure. However, I am for the moment very optimistic about what the results may be.

-Enigma Admin Grant

[team-calm-grunt]

Yeah thats fair. But hey, atleast we hate Enigma more than eachother-

In light of all the utter nonsense I have been witness to over the last few days. We are making progress.

I have discovered a method by which Hybridization may be once again possible, recent complications notwithstanding.

I am still working out the details of the exact procedure. However, I am for the moment very optimistic about what the results may be.

-Enigma Admin Grant

[team-calm-grunt]

Dear God. We may mess with pokemon DNA, but not to THIS extent.

@team-violence you may want to hate this group more than Team Calm

In light of all the utter nonsense I have been witness to over the last few days. We are making progress.

I have discovered a method by which Hybridization may be once again possible, recent complications notwithstanding.

I am still working out the details of the exact procedure. However, I am for the moment very optimistic about what the results may be.

-Enigma Admin Grant

[team-calm-grunt]

OOC

No problem,but it was h e l l to upload)

@team-violence @team-calm

Okay finally it wants to actually post after trying over and over for-

[looks at watch] for what feels like an hour at this point

So enjoy the song for Team Violence

[team-calm-grunt]

@team-violence @team-calm

Okay finally it wants to actually post after trying over and over for-

[looks at watch] for what feels like an hour at this point

So enjoy the song for Team Violence

[team-calm-grunt]

@team-calm and @team-violence

I got ahold a music making app with some like soundbytes and decided "Hey, neither of us have battle themes, so I'll make some"

So I present to both of you

Your themes

(Team Calm) Calm Before the Storm

And

(Team Violence) It's The Question

Full title: It's The Question, and It's Always Yes

And I discovered right now that only one video is for each post, so expect to be tagged again

[team-calm-grunt]

I'm new to the team, and I made sure the Pocket Nacli that didn't meet the sellable standards stayed with me, as I took this project by myself

[There was a video of the grunt showing a bunch of the Nacli that were too big to be Pocket sized, and they had their own individual nests, and he had one in his hand that was missing the cube on its head]

While I seem horrible, I try my best to tare care of any of the UD that aren't up to standards. And if it makes you feel a bit better, I accidentally spliced Nacli DNA with mine somehow. It may be minor to you, but French fries are now bland to me-

[This is a Video recording Bzzt]

"This is a message to @team-calm and @team-calm-grunt "

"You are not welcome in Kalos ever again, and don't worry Interpol was glad to help me in raiding this building of anything that could be used against you."

"So bid your base goodbye, cause"

Fulgora smiles and watches the rather large group of Electrode roll into the base, then they all go off at once

When the smoke clears there's almost nothing left of the base, the camera is then turned off]

[team-calm-grunt]

[A video was sent back after a bit. In the frame was a person in what looked like a homemade outfit with the team calm emblem on it]

Is this on?.... I think so

Uhhh... I am missing key information. Why am I not allowed in kalos?? I joined yesterday and made a Pocket Nacli. That's all I did-

[A Pocket Nacli slides into frame as he picks it up and cuddles with it]

Please respond back as soon as you can, okay?

[End of video]

[This is a Video recording Bzzt]

"This is a message to @team-calm and @team-calm-grunt "

"You are not welcome in Kalos ever again, and don't worry Interpol was glad to help me in raiding this building of anything that could be used against you."

"So bid your base goodbye, cause"

Fulgora smiles and watches the rather large group of Electrode roll into the base, then they all go off at once

When the smoke clears there's almost nothing left of the base, the camera is then turned off]

[team-calm-grunt]

[A message was quickly sent back]

I apologize for the error I have made.

I am a new recruit, so I didn't realize that you were in our No Contact list, so when I made the raffle, I didn't check in with my supervisor. Though in the video I did realize that you did have a UD Tyrunt who appeared to enjoy shredding our merchandise, so you may keep getting toys in the mail.

And please keep in touch with me, I love fossil pokemon

-Team calm grunt

You have been randomly chosen in a raffle to receive our new Pocket Nacli for free!

Please enjoy your pint sized salt bestie when they hatch from their egg and enjoy the complementary Team Calm brand poke-toys

[This package was brought to you by one of our @team-calm-grunt ]

Team calm

Where we take the term 'Pocket Monster' literally

Oh "randomly chosen" huh? Yes, let us send a Pokemon to the person who has spent the past 5 days trying to find better homes for UD Pokemon than her own lab. "Randomly chosen" my ass you knew what you were doing.

The Nacli egg is going to the local Pokemon Ranger's foundation to receive proper care.

As for your complimentary toys.... [A video is attached.]

LEMON: Nibbles, King, look what those dumbasses at Team Calm sent me!

[Nibbles and King, both Tyrunt run up to Lemon and sit down. King is notably a UD Tyrunt.]

LEMON: Shred it!

[Nibbles and King tear into the toys, leaving fluff strewn everywhere.]

LEMON: Yes! Tear it up! Leave nothing behind!

[Nibbles and King walk over, and Lemon starts petting them.]

LEMON: Who are violent little beasties? You are! You're both oh-so-violent!

[King rolls over for a belly rub.]

LEMON: Aw, a massacre of that scale absolutely deserves belly rubs!

LEMON: Well now I guess I gotta clean it-

[The video ends.]

[team-calm-grunt]

another team!!!!!

I'm gonna follow you now

Oh why thank you. If you want to be recruited into the team, please contact Dimitri of the Team-Calm tumblr account. If you want a Newly Developed Pocket Nacli, you can Dm me for the egg, or contact Dimitri

[team-calm-grunt]

I sadly can agree

I saw cheese

And I wanted to reblog

⚠ Tip! You can attract someone's [white ass] with a piece of [cheese]