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--[ Well. We plan to resolve this one, so this anonymous staff member may be happier with the few changes going on here! ]

nyeh nyeh nyeh, run the blog, our captain says, not running it either

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—[ *Another effective way is to grow them yourself. ]

CONSUME! 1215129118151952315154. BERRIES!

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nyeh nyeh nyeh, run the blog, our captain says, not running it either

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z try not to stress over every little thing challenge level impossible

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Hey z, how did they train the speech pattern out of you? Can you give us more details?

—[ No. ]

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it was mentioned previously that Z has been trained for their current speech pattern? why?

—[ There is no room for imperfection in speech- not here. Especially if you are the pokemon of the Captain. ]

—[ That, and it’s been motioned to be annoying and difficult to comprehend. None of the grunts and such have pointed out any mistakes when I make them, but they’re merely attempting to not upset me. I am hyperaware of everyone’s thoughts of me. I am aware of my value. ]

—[ Need I remind you that this organization’s goal is perfection? The Captain had no toleration for my old, less-than-par speech. ]

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cough. ermmmm fakemon/pokemon server. if you would like to talk about your fakemon or just look at other peoples fakemon, or just. hang out, join!! :]

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//ooc post for world building. poll under cut lmao

i have like one (1) friend invested in this fake game. do i uh. make a sideblog for everything altosi related? would it be a pkmn irl blog or just an archive?? like i could have the protagonist character run the blog or it could just be. me

anyways idk . so i’m asking you! POLL TIME

this would showcase all the fakemon, regional variants, gimmicks, and more!!! i’m just unsure if this is something anyone’s willing to see. I have biiiig plans for this fakeregion’s story, and i hope you’d wanna see it :)))

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deez

—[ ..I hope you realize I am media literate. No. None of this. ]

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Z why are you cunty you're a goddamn Porygon Z put that shit away

—[ ….???????? ]

—[ ..I’m not sure I follow. ]

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Dear Team Enlight,

First off, Hosa may I have your hand in marriage pretty please I’ll be a good wife

Secondly, May we have more info about Z? I absolutely adore it!! Quite a fellow

hi. hosa here. no thanks i'm not looking for a wife rn

--[ ..Me? Ah. Um. ]

--[ This isn't my usual speech pattern. Porygon Z's usually have a lot more glitching and color in their text (typically). I have been trained to lose it. ]

--[ Though, when tired, some of my business emails might seem a little.. off. ://porypory. ]

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HOSA FACE REVBEAL PLEAAASE

sure

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PLEASE GET AN ACCOUNT WSG GRUNT (idk your name aorry) I WILL ACTUALLY DIE FOR YOU

my name’s hosa. i might get an acc later but not now. i think it’s objectively funnier staying like this

please don’t die for me. i am a whole ass 30 year old man

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—[ Yes, we do. Namely to remove the less-than-par from the gene pool, being blunt. That and to improve the gifted. ]

—[ Most call our leader…. Morally challenged. He is only doing what is best for the world. ]

yo.

-Officer Sandy

@teamtemplarofficial

—[ Ah. Hello. What brings you here? ]

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yo.

-Officer Sandy

@teamtemplarofficial

—[ Ah. Hello. What brings you here? ]

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Wsg grunt I will get you a drug supply or die trying if it means you'll be my personal drug dealer

that is dubiously legal. and i use the majority of drugs for chemistry, so.

(..i also have a name yknow)

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Oh my goodness gracious i just saw the grunt who says ‘wsg’ posts and i just wanna say. You are amazing and i love you and please keep working with drugs oh my god i love uou 💥💥💥💥

i'm a chemist so people keep think i'm a drug dealer. i dont have a supplier so i cannot deliver, but i would make a good dealer

--[ For legal reasons this is a joke. ]