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For once a number one

(Adam x female!reader)

A.N: this is purely self indulgent, but I decided to publish this anyway. Hurt-comfort I guess and general fluff, although this is Adam we're talking about, so of course there are swear words and some suggestive stuff.

Please note that english is not my first language, so there might be some mistakes. Also, my Adam is probably ooc.

(Also I suck at beginnings, endings and titles, sorry ><)

You don't even hear him come in.

No wonder, since you are currently blasting his band's music on full volume. Mostly 'Stick it to the man' to be honest; until now it always helped you cheer up and relax a little if you were angry at something or someone. But this time even this wasn't helping. Still you refuse to turn it off because you love your boyfriend's voice and his music (even though you won't ever tell him that, his ego is big enough as it is).

So here you are, laying on the couch with 'Stick it to the Man' blasting in the background, still in your more formal and nicer clothes, not even having the strength to change into more comfy ones, only forcing yourself to take off your boots once you got inside.

Pathetic much.

And so, that's why you almost have a heart attack when the loud music suddenly stops and you hear the voice of your boyfriend, this time talking and standing a few meters away from the couch.

"Heyyy, I see your music taste is still intact, babes! Though if you wanted to hear my singing, you could've just asked me for a private concert. For a price, 'course~."

You don't bother to look up at him, but you can imagine the smug grin on his face and the wiggling of his eyebrows.

To be honest, you thought you had more time until Adam comes home. You didn't want him to see you like this. He never was very good at this 'mushy, sappy emotional shit' (his words). And you really don't have the strength now to deal with his mocking and teasing.

So you just groan in response.

Even though Adam isn't usually really good at reading people and their emotions, your state makes it clear even for him that something is wrong.

"Geez, the fuck is up your ass?" He hisses, walking towards the couch and putting a cold palm on your forehead to check for fever. "You sick or somethin'?"

You, albeit a bit reluctantly, swat his hand away.

"I'm not sick. I have some other problems, you wouldn't understand." You respond, still laying on the couch, pathways made from tears still visible and fresh on your cheeks.

Adam scoffs and puts his hands on his hips.

"Try me, bitch."

You finally look him in the eyes, skeptically.

"Are you really gonna listen to me yap about this? Without cutting me off and mocking me?" Somehow you want him to both go away and stay right beside you.

"You always listen to me when I'm fucking mad at something and need to talk it out." He shrugs. "The least I can do is return the favor for once, since I'm so generous and in a good mood today. Now move your ass."

Adam makes the 'shoo' gesture with his hand, and you move a bit to the side on the couch, making space for him to sit down. Once he plops down on the couch, you put your head in his lap.

"Where to even start." You say in a bit of a sarcastic manner, your voice breaking just a bit once again.

You tell him everything, somehow managing to not break down again during the tale. You tell him how your friend got bored of you when another, seemingly more interesting and fun person than you appeared. How when the tree of you hang out, they paid more attention to the new person, only rarely talking to you and when they did, they were a lot colder towards you. It wasn't fucking fair. You were there longer and you always tried your best to be a good friend, the best you could be. And it still wasn't enough.

Surprisingly, Adam kept his promise and didn't cut you off even once. Instead, he was on his phone the whole time, but with his other hand he played with your hair. He only let out some hums of acknowledgement every now and then, not looking at you at all. It may have seemed like he was disinterested in your problem, but the way his fist clenched around the strands of your hair during certain parts of your story suggested otherwise.

"...and that's the situation." You sigh heavily finishing your rant after a while.

Adam scoffs and puts his phone down.

"Well, what do you want me to say, bitch?" He shrugs. "I mean, yeah, sure sucks to be you I guess, but why the fuck are ya getting so worked up over this?"

"Well, that's because--"

"Honestly, thought you were tougher than that. Thought you were a badass, not a pathetic little cunt--"

"Adam, you promised you wouldn't cut me off." You remind him coldly, lifting your head from his lap and glaring at him.

Adam rolls his eyes.

"Fine, fine, jeez." He tsks. "Sorry, babe."

You stay quiet for a few seconds, searching for the right words. This is tricky, your boyfriend is not the best at dealing with emotions like this. He can't relate because he has a totally different strategy when someone doesn't like him. Heck, most of Heaven doesn't like him, he just doesn't seem to care. He always makes it seem so easy. You envy him in that aspect, you envy his ability to not give a fuck.

"You know what?" You finally say, causing him to raise an eyebrow. "I wouldn't care if this was a first situation like this. I wouldn't give a damn. But the truth is, this happens to me every single motherfucking time I manage to form a meaningful relationship with someone." Despite your best efforts, frustration tears appear in your eyes. "I'm tired of this. Tired of being thrown aside once everyone gets bored of me, tired of always being second-best, of being the spare friend and 'number two'. "

You shake your head and then say quietly:

"I bet sooner or later you're gonna get bored of me and leave too."

Silence falls. You don't dare to look Adam in the eyes as you sit beside him on the couch, but at a slight distance.

You're not looking at him, so you fail to notice the flabbergasted and almost offended look on his face.

"The FUCK!?" Adam suddenly breaks the silence with his angry shout as you look at him confused. "I'm not fucking going anywhere! You're stuck with me babes, whether you like it or not. Also, geez, I know I'm a major jerk but I'm not like those trash you call friends!"

You finally dare to look at him, amazed. He really seems put off by your suggestion. You feel your heart flutter at his words and his statement that he isn't gonna leave no matter what. Despite his many flaws, Adam always has been very loyal and dedicated to you. You feel ashamed that you doubted him. Before you can apologize however, he continues his rant:

"And anyway, fuck them--"

You raise an eyebrow in amusement at his wording. Adam sees your expression and scowls before smirking.

"Look who's dirty minded now, bitch~" He teases you, earning a light slap on the shoulder.

Adam chuckles and you roll your eyes, but with a small smile dancing on your lips.

"Whatever." You say, wanting him to continue.

"I meant like, stop giving a fuck about those fake-ass people, y'know! You fucking rock babe, and if they can't see that, it's their loss. Don't waste your precious time on those who don't deserve it."

Your smile kept growing the longer he kept talking. Of course, his rant didn't magically solve your problem, you were still mad and sad, but less now. Because now you are sure that Adam will always be on your side.

"...you should focus on people who really deserve your time. Like me." Adam finishes with a smug grin as you slap his arm lightly, both of you chuckling.

Then you climb in his lap and hug him by the neck, minding the spikes on his collar, but still pressing your face in the crook between his neck and shoulder. Adam smells of his usual cologne and you can sense a faint scent of ribs, which he must've had for lunch.

"Thank you, honey." You say softly. "I think I needed to hear that."

You can feel the First Man shiver slightly at the sweet nickname. You know that that's his weakness, even though he always tries to act like he doesn't like it.

You wait for him to tease you or try to make this moment sexual like he usually does. You expect Adam to go back to his usual annoying self. But instead, he sighs through his nose and slowly wraps his arms around your back and waist, hugging you tightly and pressing you even more into his soft chest and stomach. He even wraps his beautiful golden wings around you for extra comfort.

"Anytime, sweetie." Adam says softly while caressing your back gently.

Something swells in your chest at the nickname he almost never uses. The only times Adam uses this particular one is when he's mocking you or someone or when he's feeling especially soft and at ease. Even though you two have been dating for quite some time now, you only recall one or two instances of him using "sweetie" as a nickname for you in a soft manner, not counting now of course.

You smile into his neck and raise your head slightly to press a kiss to his cheek.

You both stay silent for a while, just enjoying each other's presence and touch.

"You know" Adam says suddenly, still embracing you. "If you need friends or some shit, I can set up a meeting for you with my girls and Lute. They've been up my ass recently about wanting to 'get to know you' ".

"That's actually not a bad idea." You reply, pressing your cheek against his.

"Yeah, it's a win-win situation, babe." Adam muses, squeezing you momentarily. "You get new friends, and I get some fucking peace from their pestering."

You giggle.

You were scared to talk to him about your problems, knowing how he is. But now you realize that was stupid. Adam is a jerk to everyone but you. He's always been more patient, gentle and soft with you than with anyone else. You feel really ashamed for thinking he wouldn't listen to you and support you in your problems, even if they are trivial to him.

"I'm sorry for not believing that you'd listen to me and my problems." You sigh. "And I'm sorry for saying that you'd leave me and comparing you to my ex-friends."

"Yeah, you should be fucking sorry." Adam grumbles, grabbing you to lean you away from him a bit and then embracing your face with his palms. "You're one of the best things to ever happen to me, truly babe. I love you, you're my bitch and I wouldn't trade you for anyone."

You smile brightly, placing your smaller hands on his bigger ones on your cheeks. Then Adam continues before you can say anything, like he usually does.

"And if I ever hear you doubting yourself like that again, I'll literally fuck these thoughts out of you. I'll fuck you until you start to see yourself as a motherfucking goddess." He threatens with a grin.

You laugh. This time not a giggle or chuckle, but a big, bubbly laugh. You don't fail to notice the soft, fleeting smile which appears on your boyfriend's face at the sound of you laughing, but don't comment on it.

"Don't threaten me with a good time, darling." You tease after you calm down, putting your hands on his cheeks and squeezing them a bit. "I love you too."

Then you lean towards him and carefully place your lips on his in a gentle kiss. And for once, Adam doesn't make the kiss more heated, instead kissing you back just as softly.

For once, you feel completely and utterly loved and appreciated. For once you're someone's number one.

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Macaque x Reader headcannons 🌙🎭

A.N: Okay, I'm not dead, hooray! I just lost motivation for LMK. This is just an exception because my bestie really loves Macaque, so this is my gift for her; PLEASE NOTE THAT REQUESTS ARE STILL CLOSED. Also, my bestie is the author of the art (@kiss-my-ass-2137 - that's her blog btw). One more thing: please beware that my Macaque may be ooc as hell. Also note that the reader is based on my bestie, so this is quite specific and may not be everyone's cup of tea. Not proofread.

I can see him calling you 'plum', 'babe', 'gem' or 'sweetheart' often. However, contrary to Wukong, he also quite often calls you by your name. To him your name sounds pretty and he likes using it just as much as he likes nicknaming you.

He adores how social and outgoing you are. Sometimes Macaque just can't understand how you manage to get along with practically everybody, but that is one of the traits that made him fall in love with you.

He makes sure that you always have VIP seats and access to each of his shadow plays.

Like Wukong, Macaque is also a flirt, but he's a lot more suave and suggestive than Monkey King.

He tries not to get jealous each time you give someone else your attention and have fun with someone else. However Macaque is a pretty jealous person, so most likely he will just stand brooding in the corner, maybe sometimes let a small smile of adoration at seeing you socialize so easily.

But thanks to that, Macaque always feels like the most special person on the planet each time you give him your undivided attention.

By the way, congrats for making this man fall for you. He has a lot of trust issues and is usually pretty closed off underneath that flirty and sassy exterior. So making Macaque fall in love with you is by no means an easy task.

You have to be patient with him; give him some time to open up and try not to rush him. It may take some for him until he becomes comfortable enough to do all the lovey-dovey things that couples do, especially with touch. But he's trying, I promise you.

He may not look like he is, but he is attentive and caring.

He wants to know everything about your interests and hobbies, no matter what they are. Macaque wants to know all about the things that make you happy.

You have a favorite movie or cartoon or whatever? Great, he'll watch it.

You play games or video games? Well, I don't really see him as a big fan of that, but... He once saw you play Genshin Impact. You mentioned that game to Macaque a few times before, but this was the first time he'd seed you actually play it. The graphics and designs of the characters mesmerized him + he knew you loved it so he decided to give it a try.

You helped him a bit in the early stages, but surprisingly or not, Macaque got the hang of it pretty quickly. Like a natural.

He loves this game (I think both Wukong and Macaque would love genshin, but for different reasons probaly). Especially lore, character's stories and the plot. Don't get him wrong, the fights are cool, but Mac is a theatre kid. Of course he's going to focus on and like the plot more, especially since genshin is quite well thought out and interesting in that aspect.

Macaque will also gladly watch all your favorite shows and movies with you. He loves how passionate you are about them.

He likes going out for dates, but because of his sensitive hearing, he prefers more quiet places, or dates around nature or something like this.

He will roll his eyes if you throw any suggestive jokes at him, sometimes if he's in a good mood he may retort with one of his own. That also applies to normal jokes and general banter.

Macaque will also immediately offer to deal with any person who wrongs you or makes you upset. But knowing Macaque, that wouldn't end well, so please stop him from that. Tell him that you appreciate it but don't let him find that person.

What's that? You ride on horses? Well, consider him impressed a bit. He won't try it himself no matter how hard you try to convince him, but as long as there's not many people around and he's free at the time, he'll watch you do it. He may even use his shadow portals to save you from falling off a horse; he'll create a portal to shorten your landing.

Also, he'll often use his powers to suddenly appear beside you without warning. He likes to sneak up behind you and say 'boo' or something like that. He'll chuckle if he manages to surprise you.

But he won't use his shadow portals to teleport you to him without warning you first or your permission. He actually respects you and knows that you may be doing something important and that you have other matters to attend to.

Like I've mentioned, he has sensitive hearing. And while he can control that so he doesn't suffocate as much in daily life, he'll be grateful and will appreciate it if you watch the tone and volume of your voice when around him. He'll say it's not necessary, but on the inside he'll love you forever for being so considerate.

May not be a big fan of cuddling at first. He'll allow it but he'll be very stiff at first and only over time Macaque will get used to it and will start to enjoy cuddling with you.

He knows what kind of effect his voice has on you. And he'll use that knowledge to his advantage, often teasing you by speaking right into your ear with a low, almost husky tone or chuckling smoothly right by your ear.

Like I said before, this man probably has severe trust and abandonment issues. But that will only make him even more dedicated to you. He wouldn't want you to feel like he used to feel deep inside before he met you.

Overall, I think Macaque would be a very good and dedicated boyfriend if you give him time and show him that he can trust you.

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(Sun Wukong x kid!bat demon!gn!reader one-shot)

A.N: Not proofread + English is not my native language, so there might be some spelling or grammatical mistakes. Feel free to correct me if you spot some. Also, I'm sorry this took so long.

Sun Wukong's fur was bristling in the cold evening breeze as he flew over the city on his cloud, swishing his tail idly.

This evening he decided to visit MK to check how he was doing. Usually the Monkey King himself avoided going to Megapolis, since the huge crowds and the modernity of it all made him uncomfortable. It always caused him to think about how much the world has changed over the millennias, and to be honest, Sun Wukong wasn't sure if he considered these changes as good ones.

But this time he was bored. The little monkeys can only do so much to keep one company, and Monkey King would lie if he said he didn't grow attached to his successor.

So there was The Great Sage, hovering mindlessly over the huge, modern city he mildly despised.

Suddenly a shriek cut through the cold air. The weird thing was, it wasn't a terrified shriek, but more of a shriek of rage. The person who did that must've also possessed some kind of power, because Wukong felt it all over his body as soon as he heard the scream. It made his more sensitive ears hurt.

Slightly wincing from the shrieking still ringing in his head like a bell, Monkey King tried to remember the direction from which the powerful sound came and flew there on his cloud. He was curious, who possessed such power and why were they using it and what for?

Wukong lowered his cloud closer to the slightly wet pavement and followed the direction of which the piercing sound came from.

Soon another ear-hurting shriek cut through the air, followed by a ghost of a sound of fighting. The Monkey King focused on his hearing and followed the sounds, luckily unnoticed by anyone.

Not much later he found himself in a damp alley, the only light peaking into it coming from a modern lamp, standing proudly at the entrance to the blind corner.

The night breeze grew stronger, evolving into a slight, cold wind, which tugged and ruffled playfully at Sun Wukong's fur. However his undivided attention was currently given to the scene going on in the alley at the moment.

At the end of the alley, in the darkest spot where the warm light didn't reach, there was a peculiar kid fighting with two much larger demons.

Sun Wukong couldn't help but notice the huge, bat-like ears which sprung from the kid's head and their grayish fur instead of skin. So bat demon, huh? That would explain the high-pitched shrieks.

Surprisingly, it seemed like the bat child could hold themselves somewhat in a fight, because the two jerks who were attacking them appeared just a bit less battered and bruised than the kid.

However, it was clear that the demon kid was exhausted and losing the fight at this point. Their chest was going up and down fastly from hyperventilating, and though their fists were tightly clenched, Monkey King could see their short legs shaking just a bit. The kid was obviously tired and it seemed like their body wouldn't hold itself in a further fight much longer.

The other two demons must've noticed too; smiles full of wicked satisfaction appeared on their filthy faces as they bounced off the nearby wall in the direction of the child, intending to land a final blow.

Oh no they don't.

Before anyone registered what happened, Sun Wukong appeared in front of the kid, stopping the two big fists with his hand without any effort, but with a smug grin on his face.

"Attacking someone smaller than you, are we?" He teased the two demons, who struggled visibly, the sight of strain on their faces, to free their hands from Monkey King's iron grip. "Kinda pathetic, if you ask me."

He really enjoyed the way these jerks' ugly faces shifted as they realized who stopped them. Watching the two fools stammer and whine in fear filled him with joy.

"M-mmonkey King?" One of them gulped.

"The one and only!" Sun Wukong proudly exclaimed, grinning even more.

Then he let go of their fists, just to swiftly punch the demon on the left with his fist on the bottom of the demon's jaw, sending him flying to space so fast he appeared to be just a golden flash of light. The Monkey King relished the sound of his screams up above for a few seconds before they stopped.

Sun Wukong then jumped in the air, did a swift spin and kicked the other demon right in his butt before he could even register what happened to his friend.

The kick sent the second demon flying in the same golden flash right into the building a few hundred meters away (of course Wukong could kick him even harder, but that wasn't needed in that situation). The impact could be heard even from the alley as the demon crashed into a wall, destroying it in the process (and resulting in terrified and surprised screams of the citizens).

"Whoops" Monkey King grimaced slightly at the sight and the sound, before shrugging. "Meh, they'll fix it. Probably."

He then turned back towards the kid, whose huge ears were twitching nervously, their mouth agape, showing off their little fangs. They then closed their mouth and huffed slightly while crossing their arms.

"I could've handled them myself" muttered the young bat demon, looking to the ground, stomping their feet a little in annoyance.

Sun Wukong laughed warmly. He really liked you. You were pretty fearless and it was clear you weren't afraid to stand up for yourself, which he admired. (And besides, you were one of the most adorable things Monkey King has ever seen in his life.

"Sure you could, bud" Wukong ruffled your hair gently. "So, got any parents?"

Your ears twitched again subconsciously as you weighed your options. That Monkey King guy seemed trustworthy, he protected you. Not to mention he gave off a warm, joyful aura that seemed to overwhelm your heightened senses, whispering into your brain that he is worthy of trust. So you sighed and decided to tell him the truth.

"No. I'm an orphan."

Sun Wukong felt his heart clench painfully at that as he tried not to show how sad he felt for the little demon. The kid didn't look like they wanted his pity.

"Oh." He hesitated and scratched his neck. "So you live by yourself? Where?"

You didn't say anything, but instead sent a grim look to the nearby wall, refusing to meet Monkey King's golden eyes. That was however the exact, nonverbal, answer to his question.

You lived here, in that alley.

The Monkey King didn't know what to do with you. It was not fair that you had to live such a miserable life, forced to fight probably every day for survival. Can he just sort of... adopt you? He did like spending time with kids and never found it hard to make friends with them, but Sun Wukong had to admit he wasn't the most responsible adult around. He didn't see himself as 'parent material'.

But then again, he couldn't just leave you here, could he?

He sighed, letting out a little cloud of steam, which floated in the cold evening air for a few seconds before disappearing. Then he telepathically summoned his cloud, which materialized beside its master immediately.

Sun Wukong hopped on the cloud, enjoying the comfort and softness it provided, and then reached out a hand to the demon kid.

You started at The Monkey King's hand. You were not stupid, you knew he wanted you to take it and get on the cloud. But for some reason you wanted a confirmation.

So you finally looked into the Monkey King's eyes again. They were golden and shined just like the Sun itself, giving everyone its warmth. Accompanied with a gentle, encouraging smile, it was honestly very hard to resist giving in the warmth and gentleness the monkey man (for now) provided.

"Where will you take me?" You finally spoke, nervously fluttering your wings a little, before wincing. Sadly, your wings certainly didn't get out of the fight without a scratch...

Sun Wukong scratched his head nervously, afraid that you would refuse his offer. He'd hate to leave you here alone.

"Well," He said slowly. "I want to take you to my home. You need patching up bud, plus your wings aren't working for now from what I see, and besides, what kind of hero would I be if I just let you keep living here without anyone?"

He resisted saying "without anyone to protect you". He felt like it would probably offend you.

The Monkey King moved his out-streched hand an inch closer to you.

"Soo... What do you say?" He tried to smile as encouragingly as he could. "If you decide you don't like living with me, then that's fine. I'll help you find a safe, nice home. Just come with me, kid."

A home? He was willing to give you a real, new home? As in, something you lost so long ago you don't even remember, but at the same time something you so badly craved to have?

How could you possibly give up that opportunity? Of course, you were going to slightly keep your guard up for a while, just in case this is a cruel trick, but nonetheless...

You smiled genuinely for the first time in so long and took The Monkey King's warm, a bit calloused from many battles, hand.

But to your slight surprise, he didn't help you get on the cloud. Instead, he shook your much littler palm gently in greeting.

"As you know, I'm The Monkey King, The Great Sage Equal to Heaven. But you may call me Wukong!" Wukong smiled brightly. "What's your name, bud?"

"Y/N" You also smiled while shaking his hand firmly.

"Nice name! And a handshake too, gotta love the firm ones."

You giggled at that. Wukong seemed not only nice, but also slightly funny.

Wukong's tail swished happily at the sound of your laugh and his face brightened even more. He felt weirdly proud of making you giggle and bringing a smile to your face.

Asking for your permission first, he picked you up gently and with ease. The Monkey King then placed you in front of him on the cloud.

"Woah" You couldn't help letting out a sound of amazement as you petted the cloud, enjoying the soft sensation. "So comfortable and soft!"

"I know, right?" Sun Wukong chuckled smugly. "Now, this cloud can go only either fast or really fast. So hold on right, m'kay?"

You nodded your head as the cloud started making its way higher and higher into the night sky.

Then, at a certain spot, it stopped for a second, only to speed off a moment later.

You liked the way the sharp wind caressed your cheeks because of the speed that you were cutting through the air with. It was a bit cold, but still you liked the feeling. It was very different from the times you would fly on your wings. You had a hard time deciding which was more enjoyable.

You pressed your back against Wukong's chest and sighed in content, feeling your eyelids growing heavy. You were a bat demon, but honestly you preferred sleeping in the night. You didn't know why; maybe you were just a half demon and that was the reason? You didn't remember your parents, so it was possible.

"Anyway" Wukong cleared his throat, raising his voice just slightly, so you could hear him through the wind (although thanks to the enhanced hearing you probably had thanks to being a bat demon you'd probably hear him perfectly even if he didn't). "How old are you?"

"I... Dunno" You answered honestly, shrugging your shoulders while pondering on the question. "I think I lost track. But mentally and physically perhaps fourteen or something."

By the time they finished the sentence, they were yawning and speaking slowly, as if they could fall asleep any moment.

Which was probably true. You were exhausted from the fighting, and the cloud was so soft...

Wukong noticed this and chuckled while ruffling your hair slightly.

"It's okay, you can go to sleep bud. I'll wake you in case anything happens." He promised.

The bat-demon child yawned once again, showing off their little but sharp fangs, before letting a grunt of acknowledgement and laying their head against The Monkey King's chest, falling asleep almost instantly.

Sun Wukong tensed a bit at first, not expecting such trustful behavior from the kid, but he certainly didn't mind. His tail unknowingly curled itself protectively around Y/N. He couldn't help himself and smiled at you affectionately as he embraced you, hugging you to his chest.

"I'll do my best to take good care of you, Y/N" he mumbled, mostly to himself, knowing you couldn't hear him now.

Huh. Maybe if he tried hard, even The Great Sage could become a good parent material.

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does sun wukong get sick or does him being immortal prevent that?

Sun Wukong (x Reader) sick headcannons 💊

A.N: Not proofread, so sorry for any mistakes.

He can get sick imo.

Being immortal just means he can't die from the sickness and maybe that he's much more immune to most diseases.

Like, for example Wukong can't get a cold just from being too long outside during cold weather.

In order for him to get sick, he would have to be either under the effect of some artifact which causes sickness, or use his power too much + being out in the cold weather in the weakened state. You know, something along those lines.

Generally, it is possible for Sun to get sick but it's very rare and hard to achieve, thankfully.

But if The Monkey King somehow manages to get sick, it can go two ways:

One, he brashes it off. Keeps saying he's fine (he's not) and refuses to take medicine or rest, excusing himself that he has many duties and things to take care of and "doesn't have time to be sick". You guys have a whole argument to the point you're yelling at Wukong to go to bed. Usually after a lot of begging from you and from exhaustion he gives up after a while and lets you take care of him.

Two, he becomes a total drama queen instantly. Acts like he's dying just because he wants you to take care of him. Granted, if Wukong gets sick, it's not just a common, mild cold; it's usually quite bad, fever, runny nose, head pains and basically everything that can hurt, hurts. You roll your eyes when he dramatically claims that he's dying, because you both know he can't die, but you still do your best to take care of him and help him recover. You know he will be fine in the end, but you can't help but always worry about Wukong when he's in that state. He's your precious Sunshine and you hate seeing him in pain.

That doesn't mean however that he doesn't annoy and irritate you. Wukong is a pain in the ass when sick.

Will be very iffy and will pout if he has to take any medicine which isn't at least fruit flavored, at best peach flavored. This frustrates you to no end; do they even make peach flavored syrup?!

You have to give medication to him. Wukong won't remember to take it himself. Though you have a theory that secretly he just likes it when you give it to him like a mother would to a little kid.

The other monkeys on the mountain will often sit by his bed. You think it's very sweet how worried they always are about their king when he's sick. They will also usually alert you if Wukong decides to get up from the bed or do something stupid, which you are very grateful for of course.

Wukong demands cuddles most of the time when he's sick. Don't worry, his immortality somehow prevents you from catching whatever he has. So you happily oblige.

He is, understandably, more grumpy than usual, but he still really appreciates the effort you put in helping him recover, so even though his head hurts and sometimes he feels so bad he wishes he could die, Wukong still tries his best to be nice to you, smile at you and even assure you that he feels quite fine despite it being a lie.

You guys watch a lot of movies, cartoons and whatever in Sun's bed- that is how you spend most of the time during his sickness, except for the times when you have to cook and give your monkey boyfriend his meds. You also read some books to him out loud sometimes or even sing something quietly if he asks you for it.

Thankfully, Sun's sicknesses never last long. A three days or so usually.

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can you do when sun wukong gets the hiccups?

Sun Wukong (x Reader ) hiccup headcannons

A.N: These headcannons came out quite short, so I decided to include a short drabble just to check how writing those feels. Sorry if the ending feels a bit rushed. Hope you enjoy!

It would be like the time MK got the hiccups thanks to the cursed food.

But actually it would be like 2x worse and without the cursed food. That's just the way Wukong's normal hiccups are, unfortunately.

Each time he lets out a hiccup, either there is a literal earthquake, or a huge blast of energy going out of Wukong, or both. Or sometimes he changes into one of his other forms accidentally.

The worst part is he can't control the blasts of energy. So yeah, be careful when approaching him in that state.

Nothing seems to work. Drinking water? Nope. Scaring him? Out of the question; his instincts and senses are too good to surprise him like that. Holding breath? Nuh uh.

You tried giving him Sandy's special tea; after all, it did work on MK, right?

Well... Sadly, that didn't do the trick either.

You literally tried every remedy and every trick in the universe. All for nothing.

You would laugh and coo at the cute sounds he was making (resulting in Wukong's slight annoyance) if they weren't literally life-threatening.

At one point you guys just gave up and decided to leave Wukong locked up on Flower Fruit Mountain until his hiccups stopped on their own.

Thankfully Sun rarely gets the hiccups, but when he does, they are not only dangerous, but also they last quite long.

So practically all day you had to spend in the city, away from your boyfriend, only texting him (since calling was out of the question for obvious reasons). He was a bit upset and pouty about it, but at the same time understood that you shouldn't be near him when he can't control his powers because of the hiccups.

Thankfully, the hiccups stopped on their own near the evening and you could go back to your monkey boyfriend safely.

A kind of 'whoosh' sound cut trough the air as a golden flash of energy flew into your direction. You manged to switfly dodge it; man, these trainings with your boyfriend and MK really do pay off. Before you could sigh in relief, the ground beneath your feet started shaking as another hic sound came from your boyfriend. Great. You lost your balance, helplessly flailing your arms in the warm, mountain air as you tried to catch yourself. To no avail; before you could blink, you faceplanted on the ground, groaning as the earthquake stopped. Your face and entire body was wet and slimy with sweat from all the dodging and waving around a frying pan which served as your shield and protection from the blasts of power and energy.

'Seriously, why is nothing working? Even Sandy's special tea!" You exclaimed, dusting the dirt and dust off your clothes as you stood at a safe distance from Wukong, whom gotten hiccups, which turned out to be almost literally deadly.

"I wish I knew" groaned the Monkey King from his spot under the tree (you forbade him from going into the hut until the hiccups stop).

Right after his words, another hic flew out of his mouth, making him accidentally change into his bird form with a flash of light, AND a bolt of his golden energy going out. You quickly brought up the frying pan and used the round metal to bounce the blast in a different direction. At this point you managed to perfectly put the last, temporarly, uharmed frying pan in the way of the energy without even looking. It bounced off the metal with a satifying 'ding' sound and flew into a poor tree, making it literally blow up.

You frowned and pulled a few stray leaves from your hair as Sun changed back into his normal form.

"I hate this" He whined, laying exhaustedly on the dirt, covered in leaves and bark from another blown up tree.

"Yeah, I'm not a fan either." You put one of your hands on your hip, the other holding your frying protection pan tightly. "Actually, since nothing seems to be working and you just have to wait it out, AND since your hiccups are deadly, I think I will run off to the city for a while. Sorry, Sunshine, I wish I could help. But at this point, I feel like my life is on the line."

"No, no I get it. You'll be safer in the city." Wukong's voice was tense from holding in the hiccups, so he could actually say something to you without interruption. "I'll text you Peaches."

"Okay." You smiled reassuringly and blew him a kiss from a distance.

Then you quickly started running away from the mountain and away from your boyfriend's dangerous hiccups, on your way calling your pal Sandy to pick you up.

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Hi this isn’t a request, thank you for the story it was wonderful and I loved them being crushes then them together part, brings a little more adorably funny to the story. And loved the more fluffy aspects to this, I’m a sucker for the cute and sappy storylines involving love potions! Have a wonderful day and thanks again!

You're welcome! I'm so glad you liked it and I really appreciate the feedback <3

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Hi I have a request! How about a love potion one shot or head canon with lmk Wukong and fem (s/o)? Please and thank u 🙏🏻

Love potion: Sun Wukong x reader headcannons 🧪

A.N: I decided to do this in a headcannon format, but more story-driven one, and I actually changed your request a bit so Wukong and reader aren't a couple yet in this. Hope that's okay!

You were having a peaceful afternoon after your early morning shift at work when MK called you.

You were surprised at this; you knew he was supposed to be training with your friend/crush Wukong and usually that made him quite busy and unreachable. So you knew that something must've happened.

When you picked up the phone , it turned out that The Monkey King himself somehow accidentally drank a love potion that he had in his stash of artifacts and other useless things.

MK wasn't exactly sure how the potion worked; on the bottle it was only written that, thankfully, the effects last only for a day or so, and the poor kid couldn't exactly ask his mentor about it right now. Besides, you were sure that Wukong wouldn't know even in the right/normal state of mind.

According to MK, the monkey acted somewhat normal for a few minutes, until he saw you in the photo he had of you two stashed somewhere. Then the potion truly started to kick in. At least that's what you think happened, provided you understood MK's frantic explanation correctly.

And to summarize, the boy wanted you to take care of Wukong for a bit until the potion stopped working, since the monkey was apparently constantly bugging him about wanting to see you. You could even hear Monkey King gushing about you and cutting in through MK's phone "to say hi".

You kinda feared what it would be like. You just hoped he wouldn't be too overbearing and that you won't explode from flusteredness, given you had a crush on Monkey King and thanks to the potion, he was in love with YOU of all people.

But you knew that MK had to go to his afternoon shift at Pigsy's, and Wukong couldn't be left alone in this state, so of course you agreed.

So in a short amount of time MK was standing in front of your apartment door with the Monkey King behind him. The boy thanked you once again and then he was gone. Leaving you alone with your lovesick crush.

His eyes were much wider than normal, and there was a slight pink gleam in them. He also had a wide smile on his face, his tail swishing behind him. Basically all the signs that he was happy.

"Peaches, I'm so glad to see you!"

He exclaimed in a much more higher pitched and cheerful voice than normally before crushing you in a hug.

"Yeah, good to see you too, Wukong" You replied and awkwardly reciprocated the hug, while Sun buried his face in the crook of your neck and inhaled your scent.

Overall Wukong was much more cheerful, talkative and emotional than normal under the effect of the potion.

After the hug he started asking you a ton of questions, like, how was your day? How are you feeling today? No demon tried to attack you since he last saw you, right? Etc.

You also noticed that he called you 'Peaches' a lot. Of course, sometimes he did call you that before the potion, but only sometimes and he always acted like that was a slip up. He usually calls you by your name or similarly to MK, 'bud'/'buddy', maybe 'pal' sometimes.

To be honest, you weren't sure what to do with Wukong and how to keep him busy and not bored until the potion stopped working. So you suggested watching a movie.

And of course, probably 'cause of his lovesick state, he chose a romantic comedy...

It's not like you've never watched that kind of movie with him before, you actually did - you both liked to make fun of the characters and point out the corny and cringy aspects of the movies, but this time Wukong was really invested in a way he never was before.

The second you both sat on your couch, the monkey clung to you, hugging and cuddling you like a teddy bear. He was so close it was impossible for him to be any closer to you. Wukong pressed his furred cheek against yours and curled up to your side, his tail curling around your ankle.

Meanwhile you just sat there, inwardly screaming and having a panic attack at how close and intimate he was right now, and how much you liked it and secretly wished he wouldn't let go. And he didn't for the whole movie, being too invested in it to notice or care about you blushing.

This time he also made comments during the movie (that's just the way he is, sometimes he just can't keep completely quiet for that long), but not snarky/mocking ones. Instead he kept staring at the screen with sparkles in his eyes each time the characters did something which could be considered "romantic" and saying something along the lines of "Ooh, that is so romantic! Wouldn't it be nice if we did something like that, Peaches?" Or change his mood completely and ask with a smug expression "Soo, what did you think? What would YOU think if SOMEONE did something like this for YOU?"

Summarizing, he was VERY subtle...

You tried to answer both honestly and nice enough not to hurt his feelings. But, truth be told, you lied a few times so he wouldn't feel bad/hurt. You felt slightly guilty about lying to your friend/crush, even about such stupid things. Oh well, if you're lucky, Wukong won't remember any of this.

To be honest, you were thankful that this whole love potion experience took a pretty lovey-dovey route and not... Y'know, the more suggestive and lustful one? Because when it comes to Wukong it sometimes could be both. It probably also depended on the potion itself.

So yeah, you were grateful that the most he did was throw a more suggestive comment with this smug face of his here and there.

After the movie ended, you figured it was a good time for dinner.

Right after you started getting off the couch and out of Wukong's grasp, he asked with a pouty tone where were you going.

"I'm just going to the kitchen to make pancakes for dinner. With peaches~" You added in a sing-songy voice. You knew how much your monkey friend loved those fruits, so you always made sure to have some at your house just in case.

"Oh!" Wukong's face lit up slightly at the mention of his favorite fruits. "You don't have to get up though! I can make the pancakes with no problem, you don't have to do anything, in fact, you don't even have to get off the couch! I'll do everything for you, no biggie. You must be so tired after your morning shift today, Peaches! Besides, I'm a pro at cooking!"

You barely managed to hide a snort after his last sentence. It was endearing that he wanted to spoil you and do things so you wouldn't have to but he definitely wasn't a pro at cooking. You taught him some basics and thanks to that The Monkey King was able to cook simple dishes so they were actually edible. But not much more than that.

However, you agreed for two reasons: one, so you wouldn't hurt his feelings (it was so cute how his eyes and entire face shined and how bright his smile was when you said "okay"), and two; you were quite curious how this would turn out.

"Okay, but call me if you need help."

"You're so sweet, Peaches! But that won't be necessary."

After that Wukong went to the kitchen.

In short, it turned out that Sun mistook powdered sugar for flour, so the pancakes were... Quite a disaster, honestly.

You had to console the poor Monkey for a few minutes, because he felt like he failed and disappointed you. He was practically close to tears (that potion really did make him much more emotional, huh?)

He only cheered up after you suggested ordering something from Pigsy's. And of course, being the gentleman he suddenly became thanks to the potion, he insisted he should be the one to make the call. You could imagine that the pig wasn't very happy to hear him, but nonetheless after some time your order arrived with MK to your door.

"So, how is he?" Asked the teen. "I hope he was... Umm... Well behaved?"

"He was actually. It's just that he's much more cheerful and emotional than normal." You chuckled.

After that you invited MK inside, since he just ended his shift while bringing your and Wukong's order.

You and your crush ate your dishes and MK ate some chips you had in the kitchen. Meanwhile Wukong kept gushing about you to the teen, making you very flustered and flattered at the same time.

"I just love you Peaches so much!" Happily exclaimed Wukong at one moment.

Then a small, quiet gasp escaped your lips. Oh, how much you wished he truly meant those words. But you knew that this was just the potion talking, sadly.

After that MK suggested he should take Wukong back to the Flower Fruit Mountain since he ended his shift now.

Unfortunately, Sun heard that and he wasn't pleased. He immediately embraced you and squished you tightly against himself and kept saying how he needed to stay to protect you from demons or burglars breaking into your house. And also claiming that he doesn't want to be alone and that he had such a good time with you, so he didn't want it to end. Wukong was pretty much like an emotional child thanks to the potion at that moment. MK tried to pry him off you, but to no avail.

You had to promise Wukong that he could come over the next day in order for him to let you go and calm down.

Finally Sun agreed to go with MK, but not before hugging you tightly once more, kissing your cheek and saying "Love you, Peaches!".

You couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief when Monkey King left with his successor. This was an interesting experience, but it was quite tiring too. You also had many complicated emotions after this and needed a lot of time to process them. All of this just made you realize how hopeless you were in your crush on Monkey King himself and, how badly you wanted him to truly love you.

Later, in the evening, you suddenly grew curious about the love potion which your friend drank. So you decided to call Tang to check if he knew something about it; after all, who else could have such knowledge if not him?

"A love potion you say? Hmm... Well I do recall hearing some myth about some deity or someone who wanted to invent a potion which could make people fall in love. They kind of succeeded, but actually later it turned out that the potion didn't create those feelings from scratch."

"What do you mean?" You had a feeling where this was going, but you needed a clear confirmation.

"In order for the potion to work, the person who drank it had to already have some feelings for someone. The potion just caused those feelings to grow abnormally stronger and made the drinker more emotional, confident and bold about their feelings. Umm, but why are you asking?"

You were flabbergasted. Could it be...? "Oh, it's nothing, I was just curious. Thanks Tang, I have to go now, bye!" After that you ended the call, not even letting the scholar say goodbye.

That meant that Sun Wukong, aka The Monkey King himself had a crush on YOU. A REAL CRUSH. SINCE WHEN?! How long was he hiding it? Either you were really dense and oblivious or he was really good at hiding his true feelings. Honestly, it was hard to determine which was true in that situation.

For a solid minute you just sat there with your mouth open. Your mind literally screamed "error". Then you suddenly squealed like a teenage girl, jumped in the air and said "YES!"

Well. It seemed like you needed to have a little chat with Wukong.

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Heyo saw your LMK sun wukong post and I love your writing!

Can you make general dating headcanons?

I love him sm he’s so silly :3.

Sun Wukong dating/relationship headcannons 🍑

A.N: Thank you for your kind words! And same, he's so goofy and I love him for it <3

Also, these turned out quite long (and I probably could've made them even longer, given how much I love this character), but I think/hope that you won't mind lol.

Also, not proofread, so sorry about any mistakes! Headcannons are below the cut.

First of all, he definitely calls you 'Peaches' or 'Peach' like, all the time. He will only call you by your name if he wants to show you that he's serious. Also he will occasionally use other nicknames, such as 'babe', 'honey', 'sweetheart'. But that's rare, 'Peaches' is still his favorite.

You are probably the only person he's willing to share his peach flavored chips with.

Also, he's kinda clingy and touch starved as hell. Can you really blame him though? This monkey was pretty much all alone for a few centuries.

So Wukong is almost always touching you in some kind of way when you are near him, even when you're somewhere public or not hugging or cuddling. Either hand holding, or he will curl his tail around your ankle or some more subtle things like that.

He will often groom your hair in search for bugs the way monkeys do if you sit next to each other. He knows you take good care of your hair and there's absolutely no way any bugs or insects could be in it. But it's an instinct, he can't help it. You don't mind however, he's so gentle when he does that that it's actually very relaxing.

He's touch starved to the point when if you have to get up while cuddling, he will whine quietly. But if you ask/tease him about it, Wukong will huff and deny it while claiming that you're just hearing things.

I have a headcannon that while he is very strong and all, his body isn't actually that muscular. In fact, he is a bit chubby. He's quite soft and squishy in a good way- I mean just look at him in the beach scene in season 4, he totally has a 'dad bod'- and you love it. Wukong's body is perfect for hugging.

I imagine his hugs being just the right amount of tight 👌 He's always warm and soft and actually smells really good- he smells of peaches and leaves.

Wukong loves hugging and being hugged, so you can hug him almost whenever you feel like it and he absolutely won't mind.

Call him Sunshine or Sunny or anything Sun related. Please do, he will literally melt.

Overall, Wukong's main love languages are: words of affirmation, quality time and touch.

We already know from the show that Wukong has no problem with words of affirmation, seeing how he constantly encourages MK and it is visible that he means every word. So this monkey will always and often tell you that he loves you and that you mean so much to him. You can count on him if you want some kind words to make you feel better. He may not be the best in terms of logical advice, but somehow you believe him every time he says it's going to be okay. Wukong also makes sure to tell you each day how good you look and say "I love you" at least once a day.

As for quality time, Sun really loves to spend time with you, it doesn't matter what activity. Although he prefers activities either at home or away from big crowds. He doesn't like to show himself in public spaces, the most he'll do is go with you to the cinema or maybe some not very well known restaurant or something. But he really loves to watch movies on his TV or laptop with you snuggled up to him on the couch. Wukong also loves taking you on walks around Flower Fruit Mountain or taking you for flights on his cloud. Honestly, as I said, to him it doesn't really matter what you do as long as he gets to spend time with you.

I already said some things about touch, but I can add that for some reason Wukong loves when you scratch him behind the ears, boop/gently pet his nose with your finger or pet his tail. These parts of him are quite sensitive, and he loves how gentle you are. He will literally turn into a puddle in your hands lol.

This monkey loves kissing you on the cheeks. Or poking you on them.

Generally when he's in the right mood he likes to teasingly poke you in various places on your body. And if you do it right back at him, it turns into either a poking or tickling battle, ending up with both of you laughing your butts off and snuggling with each other.

Sun sometimes likes to rub his cheek against yours.

Okay enough touch for now, I could go on and on about Wukong and physical affection lmao

You sometimes watch your boyfriend train MK when you have the time. You roll your eyes often at Wukong's smugness but at the same time you can't help but think how cool and badass he can be.

The Monkey King loves it when you watch them train, MK not so much, due to the fact that Wukong shows off a lot more when you are around and thus he is a bit harsher in training and more distracted, making it difficult for poor MK (that doesn't change the fact that MK really likes you and appreciates how happy you make his mentor).

This man is such a tease and a flirt sometimes honestly. He uses the most basic and overrated pick up lines just to annoy you. Be careful not to get flustered by any, because he won't ever let you forget it and will be proud as a peacock. Although it is slightly adorable that he's so proud that he got you flustered.

But sometimes you engage in his pick up lines shenanigans and tease him back or make fun of those lines.

"Did it hurt when you fell from the Celestial Realm Peaches?"

"Yeah, it hurt like hell, I landed on my butt."

Causing you both to laugh your butts off for a few solid minutes lmao.

Peaches or peach chips are the main things he eats, so prepare for always having a peach taste in your mouth after kissing him. Not that you complain, you actually like that fruit (although not as much as Wukong does).

By the way, he will absolutely swoon if you kiss him in front of other people out of nowhere (especially if you pull him by his shirt in order to do that); lovesick smile, dreamy eyes and tail shaped like a heart, the whole package lol.

Sometimes Sun likes to visit you at work or randomly pop in while you're somewhere public in the form of a bird or other small animal and just hang out with you, whispering comments about everyone and everything into your ear in this funny high pitched voice (I actually have a headcannon that while transforming his voice is higher the smaller the animal and the other way around)

If you're up for it, Wukong would love to teach you a few fighting or defense techniques. It would also make him much more relaxed and calm knowing that you have at least some basic knowledge on how to protect yourself, just in case. He'll always try to be there to protect you, but he can't promise that he will always make it on time or at all. He may be retired but still has some duties and other things to do.

A bit of a sad thing is, you both often think to yourselves; am I good enough for him/her? How in the world did I deserve such an amazing person as him/her in my life?

Wukong always tries to be happy, and hides his problems, fears or negative emotions behind his jokes and goofy attitude. I'm not saying that his personality is fake, he is a happy and goofy person most of the time, but there are some random days when he has trouble keeping it all in and fails to put on the facade that everything is okay.

If you want to help him in these times, basically all you have to do is sit there with him and be by his side. Give him a tight hug and sit with him in silence or maybe hum/sing something quietly if you want. Honestly your presence alone brings him a huge comfort; knowing that there is someone who loves him even with all his flaws, accepts him with everything he hides inside and with his past mistakes.

Overall, Sun Wukong has his problems and flaws, but he really tries to be the kind of boyfriend he thinks you deserve. And honestly you think he's doing a very good job; he is a very good boyfriend, maybe even the best in all the realms as you like to say <3

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Requests for Dragon King are closed.

Sorry everyone, but like I said, my hyperfixation on him died and writing for him is just no longer fun for me, it's getting quite difficult.

So from now on don't send requests for him in my inbox. Please and thank you.

(Btw, don't worry, I'm in many different fandoms, so maybe I will one day publish a list of other characters I'm into that you can request :) )

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how will dragon king protect his s/o (the reader)?

That's... An interesting question.

Especially since we don't know how his powers work. I mean, how exactly does he control the weather? How does he do it?

But honestly I think even in his normal form he's much stronger than he looks and usually behaves. Remember how he picked up Lin with just the tips of his fingers?

Of course, he's not the type to just pick a fight. He prefers to refrain from violence if possible.

But probably if you were in danger, he wouldn't hesitate to protect you if someone attacked you. He would probably smack the opponent with his tail, or, if it were someone/something smaller, he would probably eat it, let's be honest.

Or, instead of violence, he would find a very creative way to threaten the opponent with just his words, to the point where they run away scared.

No one, and I mean NO ONE touches or threatens his S/O.

In his Kaiju form, he would just smash anyone who would even dare to look at you the wrong way. Or eat them. Or throw them into the sea to drown. Y'know, something like that.

Also, if you ask him or more like beg him not to kill whoever treated you wrong, he will just summon heavy rains and storms on that person's village. Or on the contrary, he wouldn't summon any rain there at all, and let the village get all dry and etc.

Again, sorry that this is so short. As I said, I'm out of ideas :')

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Kinda wondering what being married to the Dragon King would be like. So Dragon King marriage hcs?

You guy's wedding was probably the biggest and most grandiose party/celebration under the seas, if not in the whole realm.

Dragon just wants everyone to know how important you are to him. He likes to show off, so what did you expect?

However, he will (although kinda reluctantly) tone it down if you ask him to.

After you're married, he would start to call you "My Queen"/"My King"/gender neutral version of it a lot more often than he did before the wedding.

All the subjects, the whole kingdom, love you. With you their ruler is a lot more kind and patient. You certainly rub off on him.

Just for the sake of interesting headcannons, we'll assume you are able to also breathe and live on land. You don't need to stay hydrated all the time like Dragon does, so often he will send you along with Benbo and Babbo (and/or maybe some guards just in case) to do certain things, which require doing them on land. He will also give you the droplets, so you could consult him if you needed to.

You both have many duties. You, as an official spouse of the king, have much more responsibilities than before you guys married. Certainly not as much as Dragon King, but still. So often if you aren't able to see each other some days, you both will send notes and letters to one another. Just to let each other know you are thinking about the other person.

You try not to use your title as Dragon King's Spouse to your advantage too much or use to gloat. But sometimes you either forget yourself or it is needed to emphasize your status. You are a royal now after all and you won't be disrespected.

You and Dragon try to do your morning routine together each day.

Dragon often tries to plan something new and exciting for both of you, so your relationship won't get too... I don't know how to put it, boring?

On anniversaries, Dragon cancels everything and spends the whole day with you, showering you with presents and affection.

You're kinda his unofficial royal advisor (although Benbo and Babbo like to think they are the advisors).

Surprisingly, you are pretty respected by the Jade Emperor and other celestial deities or Immortals. Most of them don't really like or respect Dragon, but when they heard he was married now, well, that caught their attention. They were all quite judgy at first, but overtime you've proven yourself to be kind and actually competent (which, in their opinion is the opposite of Dragon).

To be honest, I don't think your relationship would be much different after the wedding than before you were married. It's just that you guys made it official, and now you actually have responsibilities, unfortunately.

This is all I got, sorry. My hyperfixation on Dragon King died recently and I can't think of as many headcannons for him as I used to. Also, this wasn't proofread, so sorry about any mistakes.

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Do you have any headcannons for reader x Kaiju form dragon king? I can see them being wholesome or tragic, possibly both 🤔

Sorry, I'm kinda out of ideas and motivation for writing for this character. So I won't be able to do your request, I'm sorry :(

Besides, to be honest I don't think I would be comfortable writing for his Kaiju form. It kinda weirds me out a bit.

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how about headcanons for dragon king x reader but the reader is short? (and dragon king is taller than them)

The Dragon King x Short!Reader (headcannons)

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He really likes the fact that you're shorter than him.

I feel like Dragon King would call you "his little darling". Yes, he will add the "little" often if you're short.

He will absolutely tease you about it. Usually more subtly, but sometimes less subtly when he's in the right mood.

For example Dragon will take something of yours and hold it above his head so you can't reach it, claiming that he will give it back once you give him a kiss or something. (He actually will give it back instantly after you do what he wants, he's not that big of a jerk)

Dragon King will also do the thing when he just rests his chin on top of your head or generally use you and your head as a sort of a prop. You were annoyed by this at first and because of that he did it often to tease you. But over time you got used to it and now he does it because it's actually comfortable for him and he generally just likes touching you.

Expect lots of forehead and head kisses, since Dragon doesn't have to lean down as much to do those.

Sometimes you like to use your shortness as an advantage, for example when you want to kiss him, instead of asking him to lean down, you will often just pull him down harshly by his robes or the collar of his clothing and kiss him without a warning. You mostly do that to see that lovesick smile of his afterwards. Each time you do that, Dragon literally melts and swoons.

He loves it when you sit in his lap, and since you're short, it's quite comfortable for both of you.

Because you're short, most of the time you're the little spoon while cuddling. You're just so short, little and soft, Dragon loves to hold you. And don't expect him to let you go anytime soon when he's in the mood for cuddling and gets a hold of you.

Will act proud and kinda be full of himself if you ask him to help you retrieve something from higher shelves if there's no servants around.

For some reason you like to steal Dragon's robes and sort of wear them as oversized clothing or pajamas. Dragon thinks you look so cute and hilarious when you wear his clothes (the first time you did this he was both laughing and cooing at you). To say they are too big for you is an understatement.

I'm sorry, I know these are quite short (like the reader-) but this is the best I could think of. Hope you're satisfied with this.

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So, I'm sorry if this isn't like, in your wavelength but, how would Dragon King x Monkey work?

OH BOY THIS WOULD BE INTERESTING

Honestly I think they have a potential for good and entertaining rivals/enemies to lovers.

I mean, they already acted like a divorced couple arguing about the custody of their child in the movie.

Not to mention the peaches scene WHERE MONKEY IS LITERALLY FLIRTING WITH DRAGON KING.

So I see where you're coming from lol.

However of course this relationship would need a LOT of work.

I think they would need to work together as allies on something to really start to see each other in a more positive way.

Once they do however... maybe they would start to develop feelings for each other.

Very slowly while also both being tsundere about it.

They could probably bond over how their society laughed at them both and rejected them. Both were treated as outsiders and weren't accepted by their kind, simply because they were different from the rest.

Once they are in the established relationship, names Monkey would mockingly call Dragon would turn into pet names. I mean like, he would still call him "flaky" for example, but from now on he would do it lovingly and not in a mocking way.

Dragon King was annoyed by this at first, but over time he got used to it.

However Monkey himself probably don't like it if Dragon calls him pet names, the ones like "honey", "darling" in front of other people. In private it's fine, but only in private. He is the Great Sage after all, he should seem tough! And that is not exactly the case when Dragon keeps calling him such sweet pet names.

Touch is a must in this relationship.

As I said, I feel like Dragon will avoid physical touch with anyone he doesn't have a close relationship with. So at first he was quite disgusted honestly whenever Monkey would touch him when they were still enemies or at the beginning of their crush on each other.

Monkey noticed this of course and kept doing that to annoy him probably.

Honestly this would be the kind of relationship where everyone would be confused that they are together, because they are constantly bickering (like an old married couple most of the time).

Also them being in a relationship with each other gives me "he's an idiot, but he's my idiot" vibes on both sides.

But in the end, after hard work, this could be a quite fun and maybe even wholesome relationship.

Monkey absolutely loves the affection Dragon gives him, since he is touch starved. Also, he probably would never admit this, but sometimes he likes how dramatic Dragon can be. It makes the relationship all the more fun. At least in Monkey's opinion.

And Dragon probably loves Monkey's honesty as well as determination in completing his goals. As someone who desperately wanted revenge before, he admires such dedication. Also, he loves how energetic Monkey is. I feel like Dragon doesn't like being bored and routine, so that's another thing they probably have in common.

All in all, it would take A LOT of time for those two to both develop feelings and admit they have said feelings for each other to themselves, let alone to each other.

But honestly I think this would be fun and a good dynamic, and imo they would weirdly suit each other.

Sorry this took so long. Anyway, I hope you guys like it.

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Does having a possibly human S/O kinda complicate the Dragon King's plans for drowning the earth?

Well, unless you're a human with magical abilities such as breathing underwater, yes, that does complicate things quite a bit.

But even if you did breath underwater, you would still don't want him to do it. You love land and all it's creatures just as much as you love underwater life and creatures.

The Dragons King would probably try to find something to make you breath underwater (most likely behind your back).

If that doesn't work or you don't agree to that, he will try to bargain with you.

For example, he will propose that he will leave one island just for you.

But the problem is not how you'll survive, but that all the other humans and land creatures won't. That's why you refuse to any solution he proposes.

And that makes him irritated. He loves you, of course, but this is the one thing he can't do for you. He's just too far gone in his revenge plan to go back now.

Dragon King would probably come to conclusion that he will decide what to do with you after he gets the stick back.

You tried not to show it to not upset him, but when Monkey stole the stick, you felt such relief.

Also you tried to help Monkey and Lin behind Dragon King's back. You felt slightly bad about it, but you couldn't let him drown the world.

But if he found out about it... well, that would lead to an argument of course.

On one hand, you kinda betrayed him, but on the other, his revenge is clearly more important for him than you.

Honestly your argument almost resulted in a break-up. Because how can you be in a relationship with someone who wants to literally destroy the world you know and grew up in?

Thankfully the problem is solved when Monkey defeats Dragon King. Only then he finally gives up on his plan and apologizes to you.

You're still mad at him, but you decide to forgive him. This time.

So yeah, having a human S/O would complicate both his plans and things between the two of you quite a lot. But as I said, you two somehow made up after he was defeated.

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(sorry to ask u this) i want suggestive (not smut) headcanons for a crossdressing dragon king (the monkey king 2023) <3

Dragon King crossdressing headcannons

A.N: This isn't suggestive as you wanted, so sorry about that. I have trouble writing anything other than fluff and angst. I also wasn't sure if you wanted these headcannons to be an x reader ones, so I added a bit with the reader (female, to be precise). I hope that isn't a problem. Let me know if you wanted something else.

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Judging by how Dragon King literally wears makeup, I think he wouldn't be opposed at all to this idea.

Honestly in private he probably doesn't care what he's wearing as long as he looks grandiose and fabulous in it.

So yeah, sometimes when he's bored he likes to try on some dresses and female clothing.

Benbo and Babbo as well as his other subjects are pretty much used to their king's (sometimes odd) shenanigans and ideas, so they aren't even surprised when they see their king in female clothing.

Hovewer I feel like Dragon King will only crossdress in private or around his subjects under the sea. He may like doing it, but he still has a reputation to uphold, and it was pretty clear in the movie he liked to appear intimidating to people (though he's somewhat goofy irl). He wants both mortals and the Immortals to treat him seriously after all.

And well... if sometimes he buys you dresses or other pieces of clothing to secretly wear them himself from time to time... can you really blame him?

You don't mind honestly, sometimes you feel like he looks in them better than you.

When you tell him that, he will feel flattered but at the same time Dragon King will assure you that's not true. He may be vain and kind of a narcissist, but he certainly doesn't want your self esteem to go down. So Dragon King will let you wear his normal, traditional clothing and will compliment you on how good you look. And also compliment you even more when you wear your female clothing.

Honestly for some reason I think he would be a lot more flirty, naughty and sassy than usual when he crossdresses.

Especially if he knows you're bi or pan.

Knowing this, Dragon King would absolutely love to fluster you in a lot more naughty and seductive way.

Plus he would also subtly try to get you to compliment him if you just try to ignore his new look in hopes that he will get bored and stop being so dang flirty and weird (spoiler, it doesn't work).

Sometimes if he feels like it, Dragon King will ask you to help him pick a female-ish outfit and also help him with his make up.

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Sorry this is quite short. I had no idea how to write this honestly lol. Still I hope that you're at least somewhat satisfied with this (and that I correctly understood what crossdressing is because I had to google it tbh XD).

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r any suggestive requests ok?

That depends. I probably won't do any smut if that's what you mean. But you can go ahead and send me your request and I will see if I can write it.