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Easy answer, you draw them on mine☺️☺️

How does one draw Wilson’s lips

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Me me me me me literally two days ago

sorry for giggling so much while you're trying to fuck me i'm just excited

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THIS IS INSANE I LOVE IT SO MUCH IM GONNA MAKE ONE

Is this a safe space? Do you understand me pls pls pls pls pls not oomfs even understand. I would like to put him in a jar and shake it the hyperfixation is not good oml

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i love people on pinterest

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Is this a safe space? Do you understand me pls pls pls pls pls not oomfs even understand. I would like to put him in a jar and shake it the hyperfixation is not good oml

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The Scottish Cabin in the Woods - last update: 4/4/24

"Let's go camping," Soap said.

"It'll be fun," Soap said.

"A lot of fun," the psychopathic serial killer said.

You didn't say anything, you were too busy trying not to get kidnapped - and failing.

Content: Serial Killer AU, Dark Content, Kidnapping, Violence and Murder, (Mentions of) Torture, BDSM Elements and Dynamics, (Mild) Pet Play, Predator/Prey Kink, Dacryphilia, Impact Play (Spanking), Humiliation Kink, Dub-Con, One (1) Ableist Slur (and the guy ends up dying)

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

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EIGHT?! GOD LORD GIVE MY PU$$Y A BREAK

i like to imagine Izuku peaking over your shoulder while your on your laptop one day to find that you are playing the sims. He would wonder when you started playing since you never mentioned any interest in playing computer games like he occasionally does. Izuku spots two avatars that look very eerily like the both of you.

“Is that us Baby?” He asks innocently. The man notices the rise in your shoulders as if you were caught doing something scandalous.

“Yes?” You answered meekly. Hoping he doesn’t notice all the green haired children running around the house that you spent three hours building.

He does.

“Six huh?” He’s cocky now, his breath fanning down your warm neck.

“Let me live I just want to know what they would look like.”

Izuku hums and places a warm kiss on your cheek. He leans back up and heads towards the front door on his way to an appointment.

“I’m thinking eight, not six.”

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another delightful piece sponsored by the one and only anonymous deku stan

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boy and the heron haircut

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can't stop thinking about himmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass

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Told the man I wrote this about that I loved him. We broke up.

And I smiled.

And as we sat there, forehead to forehead, he laughed and then let out a sigh.

One that was so full of sorrow; so full of remorse.

“I’m going to ruin you.” He spoke.

And I smiled.

I looked into his eyes with nothing but adoration in mine, and I said,

“That’s okay. Do it.”

After I said that, he kissed me softly and put his hand on my cheek.

He asked why I was so beautiful.

And I smiled.

And he did ruin me.

But not in the way he thinks.

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lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

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THIS MAN SHOWS UP TO A BLACK TIE EVENT IN A TSHIRT, A CAST, AND SWEATPANTS?

GOOD BYE. I CANT. IM HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS.

MR PEEPAW GO HOME.

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My bbg

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