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And I smiled.

And as we sat there, forehead to forehead, he laughed and then let out a sigh.

One that was so full of sorrow; so full of remorse.

“I’m going to ruin you.” He spoke.

And I smiled.

I looked into his eyes with nothing but adoration in mine, and I said,

“That’s okay. Do it.”

After I said that, he kissed me softly and put his hand on my cheek.

He asked why I was so beautiful.

And I smiled.

And he did ruin me.

But not in the way he thinks.

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(NSFW) Pt 1 of thoughts running through my void of a head:

- cockwarming Diavolo or Lucifer while they get work done, and being able to feel their cocks pulsing inside your gummy walls

- Lucifer delivering sharp smacks to your ass any time you try to move in an attempt to gain some friction

- Diavolo encouraging movement with a warning of “However… you’d better be prepared to accept the consequences of what you’re doing”

- Either way it ends with you on their desk being pounded into like a useless fuck toy, one of them overstimulating you, the other edging you to the point of passing out

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Pt 1 of New Years Head Cannons for the ObeyMe!Brothers

Lucifer:

The type to wait up with you but make a smooth exit at midnight

“Happy New Year, my love.” A deep, passionate kiss on the lips, and then he whisks you off to bed so you’ll get a good nights rest.

Mammon

Oh boy, party hopping maniac

He’s dragged you to ten different parties but you end up back at the HoL for the countdown

As soon as the clock strikes midnight he’s making out with you, tongue shoved down ur throat, the taste of alcohol invading your senses. “Happy New Year, you’re lucky you’re my favorite human!”

Then he’s pulling away, grabbing your hand, and you’re back out the door ready to find another party.

Leviathan:

Peaks his head out for the last ten seconds of the countdown

Doesn’t kiss you in front of everyone

Once everyone has yelled “Happy New Year!” He’s ducked back into his room, snatching you along with him.

And then finally, when you’ve settled down to continue the anime you were watching

Grab his face gently, give him a small but meaningful kiss and tell him, “Happy New Year, Levi…”

HES MELTING OMG HES GOING SO SOFT YOUVE KILLED HIM WITH YOUR NORMIE TACTICS

Asmodeus:

He’s throwing a party and whether you like it or not you have to stay the whole night

Asmo looks so pretty tonight and he’s so happy to be spending this occasion with you!”

The clock strikes midnight and… “Happy New Year Honey!!” A kiss as sweet as him is planted on your lips.

He savors the moment and then looks at you one last time before entering host mode again

Satan:

Handsome man

He’s spent the whole night by your side, a glass of champagne in one hand, your hand in the other.

“Happy New Year, MC.”

His kiss is simple yet filled with so much love, just like him.

Please tell him that you love him tonight or he’ll die. Or if you’ve just started dating then tell him how much he means to you.

Beelzebub:

You spend your night in the kitchen enjoying time with Beelzebub

He wants to… and you quote… “Start the new year with you and food by his side”

So when your phone reads twelve… a simple “Happy New Year Beel.” And a chaste kiss are all that’s needed.

He tastes like pudding.

Belgaphor:

He slept through it😐

You woke him up at midnight with a kiss though.

Once he realized what was happening he was quick to pull you back into another, more heated kiss

Then he makes sure to pull you into bed with him

“happy new year mc.”

And he falls right back asleep with you in his arms this time.

(Pt 2 is of the Undatables.)

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Diavolo(Obey Me!) x Reader

The events of the Enchanted Pudding (Lunatic Pudding) But with a “Small” twist.

After a long day of running around avoiding lust filled demons, Diavolo offered to take you back to his room where you’d finally be “safe”. He spent the whole day taking care of you, so who are you to doubt? For some reason, your silly little brain didn’t think about him being affected by your pheromones. After all, the demon prince couldn’t be bothered with a mere human… right? 

So when you had asked him about it, only to find out that he was, in his words, “controlling himself and was just about at his limit,” it was such a shocker. It was also a shocker to wake up in his bed, only 12 hours into the curse, feeling a strong presence behind you, a hand groping your chest, and something big and hard in between your thighs. And you were even more flabbergasted when the hand on your chest had slid its way up to your throat and began squeezing. You looked down to see his fat cock was leaking pre, the tip swollen and red, just aching to be stuffed inside your cute little hole. The surprises kept on coming when you realized that you were also fucking dripping and sticky with your body’s involuntary excitement. Diavolo was nice though, he’s so nice that he’d used your own fluids to prep your cute little hole with his thick fingers. Where did you think his other hand was? How can you still be surprised when he pushed the tip in, grunting in your ear, pressing further and further inside you, stretching you to your fucking limit, splitting you on his cock. Silly little human, if you were caught off guard by all of that, then you clearly have no idea where the rest of the night is heading. But it’s ending with you fucked out, babbling nonsense with his mark on your neck and his dick pouring seed inside you.

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THIS IS INSANE I LOVE IT SO MUCH IM GONNA MAKE ONE

Is this a safe space? Do you understand me pls pls pls pls pls not oomfs even understand. I would like to put him in a jar and shake it the hyperfixation is not good oml

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Pt 2 of New Years Head Cannons with the ObeyMe!Undatables

Diavolo:

He’s hosting a party at the castle

He’s pretty busy but he makes sure to find you for the countdown

“Happy New Year, Darling”😊

He can’t be too straightforward with a real kiss in front of his subjects

So he gives you an appropriate yet lovely kiss on the lips

But.. later that night… after everyone has left…

He has you on his bed with his knee in between your legs and his tongue snaking it’s way past your lips…

Barbatos:

Oh boy he’s so busy poor boy can’t find you for the countdown

He has to be keeping an eye on everyone at the party

Don’t worry though, he’ll find a way to make it up to you later

When everything has died down and he’s finished for the night, he finally gets to hold you and say “Happy New Year, sweetheart.”

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The way he kisses you is like you might break, but when he realizes you won’t he’ll have you gasping for air

Solomon:

He spends the night with you in purgatory hall.

He’s human too so it holds a significance to him that’s he’s kissing you tonight (more so than everyone else)

“Happy New Year MC.”

And then he just smiles with his eyes closed like a cute cat, too scared to make a move

So you do

You bring him in for a kiss and he tastes like champagne and salted caramel.

Simeon:

Perfect Angel

He spends the night with you and Luke.

And to avoid scarring the young one previously mentioned, his kiss is very chaste and simple.

“Happy New Year :)”

Later that night when Luke goes to bed he gives you a longer, sweeter kiss.

Luke(platonic):

He tries a sip of champagne and hates it! It’s not sweet enough for him(which is saying something cause champagne is pretty sweet)

“HAPPY NEW YEAR MC!!”

He sees you give Simeon a small kiss and goes “hey I want one too!!”

Give him one on his cheek and tuck him into bed cause boy is TIRED

I hope you guys liked this! And I hope you all have an amazing new year!!

-Tech

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(NSFW)Pt 2 of thoughts that go through the void of my brain

Warnings: 18+ / oral sex (fem receiving) / AFAB!Reader / no mention of pronouns / a little bit of name calling

A/N: About damn time I post something relevant. I’ve been starving my followers

Imagine straddling Beelzebub’s face. Your thighs wrapped around his head, his arms reaching up to wrap around them, holding you down. Eating you out like a man starved. His tongue buried deep inside you while his nose bumps against your clit. And when you let out a yelp after he delivers a sharp nip to the aching bud, he keeps doing it. He can’t help being rough when you let out such lewd, slutty sounds. In fact, if Beel was told to choose one thing to eat for the rest of his life, he'd choose your cunt. He just loves the way you arch your back, one of your hands covering your mouth in order to prevent any noise from escaping; the other tangled up in his hair trying to push him away. He doesn’t let you go after one orgasm, no, why would he? You get to sit on his face while he tongue fucks you until he's had his fill. Could be half an hour, could be 3. You, however... well... it’s best you just sit there and take it like a good little whore.

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Me @ the people who reblog my posts and send requests

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Wouldn’t it be so funny if I actually wrote something for my followers lmao

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IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF I PULLED BARBATOES TWICE IN ONE FUCKING GO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💀💀💀💀💀💀🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[techisasimp]

About me: My name is Tech, they/she/he

I write sometimes :)

My requests and inbox are always open!

That’s all!!

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If Beel is like 6’4, can you imagine Luke being 5’10ish bekfhsifhdihdhd. Everyone would be so butthurt about it too. And you KNOW Mammon would complain the most and be like “Well ur still a chihuahua😡😡”

tbh I’d just ask for piggy back rides 24/7.

Pt 2 of New Years Head Cannons with the ObeyMe!Undatables

Diavolo:

He’s hosting a party at the castle

He’s pretty busy but he makes sure to find you for the countdown

“Happy New Year, Darling”😊

He can’t be too straightforward with a real kiss in front of his subjects

So he gives you an appropriate yet lovely kiss on the lips

But.. later that night… after everyone has left…

He has you on his bed with his knee in between your legs and his tongue snaking it’s way past your lips…

Barbatos:

Oh boy he’s so busy poor boy can’t find you for the countdown

He has to be keeping an eye on everyone at the party

Don’t worry though, he’ll find a way to make it up to you later

When everything has died down and he’s finished for the night, he finally gets to hold you and say “Happy New Year, sweetheart.”

HSJFOFJDKFJFJFJFNFHFJHESSOSMOOTHGUYSYOYDONTEVENKNOW

The way he kisses you is like you might break, but when he realizes you won’t he’ll have you gasping for air

Solomon:

He spends the night with you in purgatory hall.

He’s human too so it holds a significance to him that’s he’s kissing you tonight (more so than everyone else)

“Happy New Year MC.”

And then he just smiles with his eyes closed like a cute cat, too scared to make a move

So you do

You bring him in for a kiss and he tastes like champagne and salted caramel.

Simeon:

Perfect Angel

He spends the night with you and Luke.

And to avoid scarring the young one previously mentioned, his kiss is very chaste and simple.

“Happy New Year :)”

Later that night when Luke goes to bed he gives you a longer, sweeter kiss.

Luke(platonic):

He tries a sip of champagne and hates it! It’s not sweet enough for him(which is saying something cause champagne is pretty sweet)

“HAPPY NEW YEAR MC!!”

He sees you give Simeon a small kiss and goes “hey I want one too!!”

Give him one on his cheek and tuck him into bed cause boy is TIRED

I hope you guys liked this! And I hope you all have an amazing new year!!

-Tech