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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

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welcome to monster hunter! this is a monster

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W I D E

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I'm starting a collection

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Does anyone ever kinda just… dress in all bright orange… and lay silent and upright on a lumbar support chair… and vibe

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Ur interpretation of the idiot reminds me a lot of mine

arrest me officer I've been a bad bad boy - Sauron, probably

as usual, inspired by @fraeuleinfriedhof's words of wisdom

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Me when there's actually people at the public event:

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This HAD to be on my blog.

Credit: theemidknight on TikTok

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Happy Pride!

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(Girl) I would dump her. Find a woman who will pick up the nearest icicle or stick to engage in combat with you until your blades are shattered and you tire from battle.

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Generally quite positive. Funny little pinchy friends.

crying and throwing up