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Ever since I was a little kid I've been making jokes about being some kind of all knowing space critter from the beginning of time and I've done this like, completely instinctively. I'm starting to think there's a part of me that is actually that space critter. I think I need to be freed.

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Those freaking dental product ads will always be like

"HEY! YOU! ARE YOUR TEETH DISGUSTINGLY, REVOLTINGLY, SICKENINGLY, NAUSEATINGLY YELLOW??? WELL, WE CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR SCREEN AND WE THINK THEY DEFINETLY ARE! SINCE YOU'VE COMMITED THE WORST SIN KNOWN TO MANKIND, YOU NEED TO BUY OUR TOOTH WHITENING PRODUCT FOR $500 DOLLARS."

And then the product barely works anyway

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GENIUS AU IDEA

Homebound/Earthstuck

Basically the Homestuck kids swap roles w/ the Earthbound kids

John/June switchs with Ness (and vice versa)

Rose < - > Paula

Dave < - > Jeff

Jade < - > Poo

also Lord English would swap places with Giygas

I'm still tryna figure out roles for other characters but so far I think it works out alright

(alternate name for Earthstuck would be Motherstuck as Earthstuck is already a different AU)

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Been thinking about sports anime lately. Haikyuu. Yuri on Ice. Stars Align type shit. I really like gay people

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SOOOOO I'm pretty sure my wrist ISN'T supposed to be bright pink rn but that's FINEEEE right

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Conservatives: Aliens would be confused by all these genders

Aliens: What the fuck is a genital

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I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

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So glad I took Latin this year instead of doing more Spanish actually because watching Conclave in class has permanently changed my perspective on life. I like old men now

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The Steven Universe fandom might be “cringe” and “bad” but imagine a fandom so bad that a bunch of fandom members had ran a scheme to say “if you pay us money, your blorbo will know you’re valid” and the fandom permanently split over a 95 paragraph callout post of these people.

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Every time I log on here now I have literally hundreds of notifications. Which is insane work because I'm legit just some guy ??? Anyways thanks for making my life more interesting lol

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He gets VERY hot VERY quickly. So, he's prone to feverish fits, one could say. My poor boy

Posting this from my NEW LAPTOP

His name is A.R.A.M., He's an HP Envy, and I love him very much

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Posting this from my NEW LAPTOP

His name is A.R.A.M., He's an HP Envy, and I love him very much

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Bad news gang... I like a boy again

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i wanna talk about this shot

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Sometimes I daydream about finding the perfect boy and kissing him on the mouth. And then we watch Atlantis: The Lost Empire and have a discussion over whether or not we think Atlantis is real. We live in a lighthouse together (on the coast of Ireland) and we work from home and never have to go into town unless we really want to. And we have a pet cat I think. But y'know. Just a silly dream

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