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ranboo: i say "fight me" too much for someone who has to hold back tears everytime someone yells at me

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techno: phil you're my best friend and you mean the world to me. i would do anything for you.

phil: i want you to eat three times a day and go to sleep at a reasonable hour

techno: absolutely not

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dream: everyone sees me and is like "arent you wanted by the warden?"

dream: and like yeah, but im wanted by a lot of people okay? that's the price of being pretty.

dream: however i did commit a small case of murder

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ranboo: oh shoot

wilbur: look i know this is a tense situation but watch your fucking language

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anyways fuck cancer get well soon mr. blade <3

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techno: sometimes, you just gotta stab people yknow?

phil, zoned out: yeah for sure

phil, realizing what he just said: wait no stop

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phil: what are you having?

ranboo: an identity crisis

phil: i uh- i meant for dinner

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revivedbur: i’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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just watched the vod for technoblade's latest stream and when I tell you I lost my shit laughing when he wished for a bell-

dreamXD: yeah you have one wish what do you want

technoblade: uhh, can I get a motherfucking bell??

dream, losing his shit:

like for obvious reason he couldn't have wished to escape but still that was one of my favourite moments lmao

*not actual quotes from the stream just thoughts*

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**takes place in the prison**

techno: justice is best served cold

techno: because if it wasnt cold it would be justwater

dream: i will literally pay you to shut the fuck up

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techno: sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

ranboo, without missing a beat: the cow???

phil: what?

techno: ranboo, do ever stop and ask yourself W H Y??

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ranboo: when you're happy, you enjoy the music. when you're sad, you understand the lyrics.

ranboo: (uncontrollably sobbing to Two Trucks)

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new theme who dis :)

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wilbur: do you think ants have feelings?

phil: it's literally 2am shut the fuck up

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techno: i hate governments

tubbo: hate is a strong word

techno: i have strong opinions

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tubbo: why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? i'd just be happy to have a bunk bed

tommy:

ranboo:

tubbo:

tommy: i'm gonna tell him

ranboo: don't you dare

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phil: *trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

niki: bold of you to assume I was born at all.

techno: i personally was created in a lab.

ranboo: i just straight up spawned lol.