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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

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MTG Tip: if your opponent is lying and you cast Extract the Truth your opponent must legally tell you the truth or be arrested.

Magic the Gathering tip: or you could just play Frankie Peanuts

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starting a collection

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LIFE HACK:

rub Vaseline inside your nostrils

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ceramic home with a quote from John Murillo

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Allow me to +1 this

look i understand that i'm not immune to propaganda etc etc, but, god, the people whose takeaway from chernobyl (2019) is "the goal of this show is to assure us that this would never happen in the west". what the fuck. you are part of the problem. come on

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you can really tell that the anti-AI art crusade is not in fact motivated by a genuine clear-headed pursuit of economic justice because none of these people are railing against supermarket self-checkout machines even though they have provably removed more jobs than midjourney or whatever the fuck