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SO 1 H4V3 CH4NG3D MY URL N4M3 TO T3R3Z1-PYR3Z1

D34L W1TH 1T DORKS >B]

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AG: Oh man. I can’t 8elieve that I had to do an impression of *you*! Laaaaaaaame.

GC: OH P3R-L34S3 VR1SK4

GC: YOU COULDNT B3 4S 4W3SOM3 4S M3 3V3N 1F YOU TR13D

GC: BLUH BLUH LOOK 4T M33333333 1M TH3 SP1D3R B1TCH 1 SHOOT W3BS OUT MY BOOBS

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H0LY 5H17 Y00R 7UL45 D4N- D4N- D4NC35- FUCK 5HI77

GC: 4ND 4LL THOS3 4SS3MBL3D 1N TH3 COURTROOM JUMP TO TH31R F33T 4ND CH33R FOR TH3 SM4RT TROLL.

GC: “L3T US 4W4RD H1M TH3 H1GH3ST HONOUR FOR H1S 1NT3LL1G3NC3” TH3Y CR1ED THROW1NG CONF3TT1 3V3RYWH3R3 3V3N THOUGH 1T M4D3 4 M3SS 4ND H1S HONOUR4BLE TYRR4NY D1D NOT L1K3 H1S COURTROOM M3SSY

GC: NO SH1T TROLL SH3RLOCK

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AG: Oh man. I can’t 8elieve that I had to do an impression of *you*! Laaaaaaaame.

GC: OH P3R-L34S3 VR1SK4

GC: YOU COULDNT B3 4S 4W3SOM3 4S M3 3V3N 1F YOU TR13D

GC: BLUH BLUH LOOK 4T M33333333 1M TH3 SP1D3R B1TCH 1 SHOOT W3BS OUT MY BOOBS

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Heya! Obviously, I have a question, so here it is, Miss Pyrope! In your opinion, who do you think is the cutest ship (doesn't have to be cannon) in the game so far? For me, it's EriAra, and I'm not sorry. How about it, Miss Pyrope? 0u0 ~♈

GC: OH SO YOU W4NT TO T4LK 4BOUT SH1PP1NG?

GC: 1 F33L L1K3 YOU SHOULD H4V3 GON3 TO N3P3T4 4BOUT TH4T

GC: BUT 1TS GR34T TH4T YOUR3 NOT SORRY FOR YOUR SH1PS 4ND YOU SHOULDNT B3! 1F N3PS TOLD M3 4NYTH1NG 1TS TH4T YOU SHOUDNT G1V3 4 SH1T 4BOUT WH4T OTH3RS TH1NK OF YOUR OTP

GC: BUT YOU D1DNT COM3 H3R3 TO L1ST3N TO SOM3 ‘1NSP1R4T1ON4L’ BS

GC: B3TW33N YOU 4ND M3…

GC: SOLLUX X H1S M1ND HON3Y 1S 4 P4RT1CUL4R F4VOUR1T3 OF M1N3

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(=^?^=)

GC: W3LL 4CTU4LLY NO…

GC: 1M 4CTU4LLY K1ND OF WORR13D 4BOUT WH3N TH4T H4PP3NS

GC: WH4T 1F SH3 TH1NKS 1M TOO L4M3 4ND NOT COOL 3NOUGH TO B3 4 PYROP3

GC: 1 M34N TH1S 1S TH3 P3RSON 1N MY T1M3L1N3 WHO 1 1DOL1S3D 4S 4 WR1GGL3R, 4ND 4CTU4LLY ST1LL DO

GC: 1 JUST…

GC: 1 DONT KNOW.

GC: 1 JUST DONT F33L GOOD 3NOUGH.

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Hell9 Terezi, I hear y9u have s9me fixati9n 9n the red and ruddy hues t9 an excessive degree, and th9ugh I cann9t 6e certain, what I have heard has led me t9 6elieve that y9ur admirati9n f9r the very c9l9r is actually an intense erhythr9philia, 9r feeling 9f pleasure incited 6y the visi9n, 9r in y9ur case smell and/9r taste 9f the c9l9r red; d9 f9rgive the m9mentary a6leistic terms there. D9 y9u at all find y9ur 96sessi9n 9ver the c9l9r the least 6it unhealthy?

GC: *GC L1CKS TH3 D3L1C1OUS CR1MSON CR1M1N4L W1TH GL33 4N-*

GC: HUH?

GC: 1S TH4T…?

GC: OOOOOHHHHHY33333333SSSS

GC: H3H3H3H3H3H3 Y3SSSSSSSS!

GC: 4LL TH1S R3D T3XT!

GC: 1TS SO GLOR1OUS 4ND TH3R3S SO MUCH OF 1T

GC: Y3S Y3S TH1S SW33T CH3RRY COUGH SYRUP S3ND M3 MOR3 OF 1T NUBBY HORNS NUMB3R TWO

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fuck, mary, kill : gamzee, vriska, eridan.

GC: J3SUS

GC: WH4T?

GC: OK4Y 1LL PL4Y 4LONG W1TH YOUR G4M3

GC: 1TS OBV1OUS WHO 1D K1LL

GC: …NO GOOD FUCK1NG CLOWNS W1TH TH31R D1SCORD 4ND L4CK OF R3SP3CT FOR TH3 L4W…

GC: 4S FOR M4RR14G3? 

GC: 1 DUNNO PROB4BLY VR1SK4, W3 H4D 4 LOT OF FUN T1M3S TOG3TH3R B4CK ON 4LT3RN14 WH3N W3 W3R3 4 FL4RP1NG T34M

GC; WH1CH L34V3S…

GC: OH NO.

GC: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

GC: NO.

GC: ...M4YB3

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What do i smell like?

GC: HMMM…

GC: *4FT3R THOROUGHLY SN1FF1NG TH3  QU3ST1ON1NG STR4NG3R GC D3CID3S TH4T TH3Y SM3LL L1K3 4 P4CK3T OF D4V3S DOR1TOS*

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do you wwanna make out

GC: OH WOW 4N 4SK 4LR34D-

GC: OH.

GC: S3R1OUSLY 3R1D4N? F1RST OPPOURTUN1TY YOU G3T 4ND YOU COM3 1N L1K3 4N 34RTH VULTUR3

GC: BUT YOU KNOW WH4T?

GC: 1M 4CTU4LLY QU1T3 FL4TT3R3D

GC: 4ND 1 TOT4LLY WOULD…

GC: 1F YOU D1DNT ST1NK OF F1SH!

GC: H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3

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GC: OH H3LLO 1V3 JUST 4RR1V3D H3R3

GC: YOU T4ST3 4S D3L1C1OUS 4S YOU SM3LL BY TH3 W4Y H3H3H3H3

GC: BUT 4NYW4Y 1M H3R3 TO 4NSW3R 4LL YOUR QU3ST1ONS 1N TH3 FL3SH R4TH3R TH4N THOS3 4MUS1NG BUT BOR1NGLY ST4T1ON4RY P1CTUR3S OF M3

GC: SO G3T 4SK1NG DUMB4SS3S 4 L3G1SL4TOR3R L1K3 M3 DO3SNT H4V3 FOR3V3R TO W41T 4ROUND FOR HUM4NS L1K3 YOU

GC: ...3V3N 1F YOUR 4PP3R4NC3S 4R3 MUCH MOR3 PL34S4NT TO MY NOS3 TH4N TH3 L1QUOR1CE BL4CK 4ND TH3 P4V3M3NT GR3Y US TROLLS USU4LLY H4VE

GC: >:]