i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”
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In the end I believe scientists are hopeless romantics desperate in love with the idea that the world makes sense.
Scientists have broken hearts and by combining toxic elements and reading the stars, they are able to write poetry.
Royla Asghar, The Astronomy Series #7 (via humanflower)
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flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me
like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”
i thought you could combine flowers
like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and a large tomato”
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Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
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Emma Stone at the Magic in the Moonlight premiere in New York City (July 17, 2014)
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Aubrey Plaza by Father John Misty
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Crater lake at sunset. I feel spoiled out here.
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baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
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My daughter had a friend named Max. She told me Fight Club is his favorite movie. I told her never to talk to Max again.
David Fincher
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I want you so much but I hate your guts.
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