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Another pre-portal Crossnamara drawing i had? I was kinda afraid of posting it tbh.
#I frowned when I saw this#i hate them (affectionate)#seeing them happy is uncanny and sad can they stop#it’s crossnamarover#crossnamara#wilbur cross#uncle wiley#general john macnamara#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid
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if we actually get a second SAF project I am going to become THE MOST insufferable person on the planet

#IF WE GET A SAF PREQUEL I AM GONNA SERIOUSLY BECOME THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON THE PLANET#the devil works hard but saf fans work harder#spies are forever#tin can bros
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JOEY RICHTER HAS STARRED IN A NICKELODEON MOVIE WITH MCKENNA GRACE AND NOBODY TOLD ME⁉️⁉️
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#intro scene oh how I love you#FREAKS#agent curt mega#curt mega#spies are forever#tin can bros#curtwen
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Quick! Everyone characterise Owen Carvour as a more repressed gay loser now!!!
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Willry are Curtwen coded but yall aren’t ready for that conversation
#i mean who said that#five nights at freddy's#spies are forever#willry#curtwen#william afton#henry emily#agent curt mega#curt mega#owen carvour#tin can bros
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Welcome to the Spies Are Forever Bingo for 2025!
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In light of spies tumblr being delusional again (me included dw) I thought it might be a good time to mention I got a joey cameo the other week and he said he thinks Owen fell harder for Curt than Curt did for him and I think about it daily
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With TGWDLM's reprise on the horizon, I've been seeing a couple of posts about the Guy timeloop theory. Which is great! Especially with the Reprise trailer there's a lot more evidence and fun to be had with it. (I personally subscribe to the in-universe Pokey sponsored musical myself though.)
But I did want to check in with the fandom to make sure people are aware that there is a timeloop musical in the Hatchetfield Trilogy. One that I feel a lot of people might miss because you're designed to forget the biggest piece of evidence unless you're paying attention. Unless you rewatch it.

If you don't already know where I'm going with this, do me a favor. Right now. Open up Black Friday on youtube, or even pull up the cast album and click the very very first song (Prologue). You only have to play it for a few seconds at most. Now, tell me what you hear.
Because the answer should be ticking.
The musical starts, with ticking.
Which, ok, the countdown for renowned American holiday, Black Friday, is something that we do (unfortunately) see in the real world. People wait outside for doors to open, for sales to drop etc.
The thing is, this ticking and the musical accompaniment that eventually starts up is meant to parallel the exact same ticking and theme we hear again at the end of the night. At the end of the musical. If it was just supposed to be a thematic opening title sequence made for the pro-shot release, then why is it included on the cast album? The other two musicals in the trilogy don't include their title card sequence in their cast album. Prologue's inclusion tells me that parallel is purposeful. This is supposed to tell us something.
But ok. Musicals are meant to carry musical themes throughout them. That could reasonably explain the theme being played at the beginning and at the end. Just a thematic nod. The ticking itself could be explained by it referencing the count down to the sale of Wiggly (and the resulting chaos) in the beginning and the countdown to flip the day at the end. Both are reasonable and would fit within the story Black Friday tells.
So if I want to seal this theory, I should probably be bringing something else to the table. If only I had a song... with lyrics that loop. With lyrics that literally ask the question: Will tomorrow come today?

Oh. Huh. Would you look at that...
Well since you already either have the cast album up, or the musical itself up, go ahead and do yourself a favor and listen to What if Tomorrow Comes again. Besides the fact that Kendall absolutely kills it (the whole cast does actually), really listen to the lyrics. Because you'll probably notice little gems such as:
Do you all see the memories, tomorrow, reminds me.
What if tomorrow comes and takes the night away?
And of course:
Will tomorrow come today?
If you still want more, trust me, I got it. Take a look at this:

The choreography in this moment specifically has almost everyone on stage look down at their hands, almost as if 'waking up', almost as if realizing something. Remembering something. (God I wish I could get my hands on a copy of the digital ticket and see the full number. Kendall gets her deserved spotlight in this moment for the pro-shot but I just love this musical so much and would love to see the full stage and every little detail they put into the show.)
So. If you're now on board with where I'm going with this, then I suppose we need a reason for the loop to be occurring in the first place. Something or someone needs to have triggered it.
Black Friday is specifically and unapologetically Wiggly's musical. The Lang brothers have confirmed and reinforced that fact on various livestreams. Also, I mean, we see him so much. So while The Bastard of Time and Space would be a fitting culprit for trapping a bunch of people into repeating the same horrible day over and over, I don't think that's what we're meant to be inferring.
So if it's not Tinky, then who else would even fit as a suspect?
Gosh, if only there was one other character who every time their powers have been described by the Lang brother's, either in livestreams or narrated in released media, as having the ability to 'reach through space and time' and oh...
Oh.

Oh pookie. You really are the biggest walking tragedy Hatchetfield has ever seen.
Now. To be clear. I don't think Lex triggers the loop on purpose or even fully by herself. I mean, she really wouldn't know how nor do I believe she would even want to. But through existing lore we already know that Lex's powers will end up triggering on their own when Hannah's life is in danger. (Read about said lore and the trivia question it stems from in this wonderful post here.) And I don't know about you, but I can't think of a more dangerous and lethal situation than the possibility of nuclear retaliation.
Let's combine that knowledge with the fact that Hannah's powers have been confirmed by Willy boy himself to be alike to a nuclear power plant in terms of potential. Throw in two absolutely terrified magical sisters whose goal is not to be separated, and I think there's a very reasonable case to be made that Lex's powers to bend space and time probably activated the moment they heard that whirring noise at the end of the night.
That they not only activated, but were actually heightened to such a degree by Hannah's own powers that it kick-started a timeloop, resetting everyone back to the start of the day without any memory of the tragedy that awaits them in the mall. Every time they do reach the end of the night, Hannah realizes the loop and helps everyone else to see it too. That the real reason the survivors all huddle around and wait for the night to flip over together is because it hasn't yet.

#hold up you’re onto something#black friday musical#black friday starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid
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Spies are forever is great because Owen feels like a guy who'd murder his lover with little to no hesitation and Curt feels like a typical hero guy who could never kill his lover no matter how much their morals hurt others and then you find out it's The Other Way Around?? Crazy.
#owen couldn've taken out curt at any point in the musical and he just didn't#<ops tags#curtwen#owen carvour#agent curt mega#spies are forever#tin can bros
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I’m deeply sorry to the people that followed for hatchetfield content and now have to see me go through my saf obsession
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Happy pride month more like sad pride month am I right guys
#i hate them#curtwen#agent curt mega#curt mega#owen carvour#spies are forever#tin can bros#starkid#pride month
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Adding more on this I’m pretty sure that Curt saw through his facade and that the “clearly” was sarcastic because he knows that neither of them are over each other. The reason he shot Owen wasn’t because he believed that Owen didn’t love him anymore but because he couldn’t trust Owen and the situation was so much bigger than their love
The funny thing about Owen is that he is a loser who still isn’t over Curt and just pretends to be cool and over it but he also happens to be a really good actor so he has convinced like 70% of the viewers that that’s DEFINITELY the case
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90% of the scenes with Curt and Owen feel like gay sex analogies
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He is a pathetic loser and I wouldn’t want him any other way

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