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31 tubs of doubly thick energon.

One giant chest blender ready to spin and a bowl ready to catch it all.

Time to make some whipped energel.

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Looks like he has a get-out-of-report-free card today femmes and gentlemechs.

He’s come down with the flu, and his grinder won’t stop Whirr-churring angrily every time he sneezes, despite it being locked in place. 

...Nickel’s gonna kill him.

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Ah yes, personal development plan review season.

...Do you think Tarn would notice if I copy pasted my old one onto a new datapad?

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An early birthday / late crimmas gift for the ever lovely wifey warlord @resignedwarlord <3 <3 <3 I hope you like your gift dear!

Support me on Kofi?

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What's a new year without starting it off with some public indecency and teaching the general public about new kinks they never knew they had? ...On second thoughts maybe they shouldn't go back to that station for awhile... Or ever.

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☾ ☃

Send a symbol to explain why we aren’t RPing yet

☃ - I’m not sure how our characters would meet.

☾ - I don’t know how to approach you

I’ll be honest, a DJD member is a hard muse to work with. It doesn’t help this is more a blog I log onto once every 3 - 5 months to make a joke I thought of for Tesarus then leave again. 

This entire blog only exists because I wanted to make a dick stuck in blender joke- so that right there says how serious this blog is. I don’t really intend to change anything either- i’m happy posting dumb things every so often then go running off to my Shockwave or Predaking blogs.

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🤝 – holding their hand

TOUCH MEME

send a symbol for my muse to react to yours (or add +reverse for my muse to touch yours)

🤝 – holding their hand

Tesarus glances down at the much smaller DJD member and tries to muffle noises at how cute it was. Kaon’s whole servo was smaller than a whole digit for the titan so he had to be very careful indeed what holding such a dainty hand.

“Hey Kaon- everything alright?” He mumbles bashfully, glancing around for the pet that normally stayed right at their feet.

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please make vortex suffer

“Has he done something against Decepticon code? That’s more Tarn’s territory but I can report traitors to him- or help deal with them myself.”

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“Helex- and Hi I guess?” He’s somewhat baffled by this fearless little Decepticon. Tesarus isn’t quite sure whether to be pleased or disgruntled.

“Most don’t tempt a DJD member to inflict pain you know. It’s ended badly for more than just a few.”

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That’s no moon pebble...

So the real question is who’s gonna take one for the team and dare to pucker up for this blender for a new year’s kiss?

He’ll take volunteers-

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“T-that’s.... A LOT of volunteers wanting a kiss.”

Guess he won’t have to kidnap someone for new years after all.

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That’s what everyone says until they meet the DJD

tesarusofthedjd replied to your post “Watching everyone suffer on Sinday.”

Maybe you should suffer too

Not possible when your a masochistic ;)

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So the real question is who’s gonna take one for the team and dare to pucker up for this blender for a new year’s kiss?

He’ll take volunteers-

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Why do 80 of you follow me what is wrong with you

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All of the other members, Lined up under tarn’s command They went off to steal a warworld Now they have an army so grand.

But one badly written page, The writer came to say; Now the djd are dead Tarn ripped off poor Kaon’s head.

But we all ignore that issue Tarn and kaon are still friends The pet is still alive And they get a happy end!

(I had to end it. Rudolph step aside!)

Tes’ the holiday blender, Had very shiny blades. Perfect for rending traitors, And sending them to their graves.

(a djd Christmas Carol)

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Quick thing for my blender boi. I’ll clean this up soon but for now w.i.p!

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@xdeusxmachinax replied to your photo

Friend do you need trick or treaters?

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. THATS A UNICRON. He’s gonna...

“Ahh hahaha- I uh- I... I’m good?”

Cue not so subtle backing up.