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#77. Carmilla and Buffy

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#76. Carmilla and Laura

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#75. Carmilla and Morbius

(this one was dated when I made it, but it is a timeless joke that will be eternally funny)

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#74. Carmilla and Lestat

Another dated one. Just pretend it's last year when this was a real thing.

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#73. Carmilla and Laura

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#72. Carmilla and Laura

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#70. Webseries Carmilla and Laura

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#69. Carmilla and Nick Knight

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I mean if we go from the source instead of movies and stuff Van Helsing has no nemesis. He's silly and Dutch. He never even spoke to Dracula.

Are you the same anonymous that sent the last one? Hold on... Are you "um actually"ing me on the details of Abraham Van Helsing's relationship to Count Wolfgang Amadeus Dracula because of a joke in which Van Helsing talks to Carmilla Karnstein on an iphone? Is that what's happening right now, here on tumblr.edu? Am I missing something?

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It was not Van Helsing who killed Dracula. It was Jonathan Harker and Quincy Morris.

I'm aware. I've read the book... What's your point?

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#68. Carmilla and Abraham Van Helsing

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#67. Carmilla and Nosferatu

Just pretend you're reading this back before the Eggers 'Nosferatu' film came out.

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#158. Carmilla and Laura

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#66. Carmilla and Edward Cullen

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#65. Carmilla and SD Simper

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I think you're too mean to vampires

... Y'know, I've been accused of many things in my life but this one? This right here?

This is a new one.