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Phylum: ✨Arthopoda✨ Subphylum Chelicerata Class: Arachnida Order: Opiliones Family: Pettalidae Species: Mite Harvestmen (Austropurcellia vicuna)

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Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammalia Infraclass: Eutheria Order: Sirenia Family: Duodongidae Species: Duodong (Dugong dugon)

@ominous-signs @post-uwuifier @punctuation-completionist @randomly-generated-posts-machine @free-post-store @aromanticofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @maryland-officially @your-fav-has-big-naturals @arizona-official @radiation-detector-official @official-wales

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Phylum: Chordata Class: Amphibia Order: Anura Family: Hylidae Genus: Pseudis Species: Pseudis paradoxa (Paradoxal Frog)

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

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Phylum: Ctenophora Class: Nuda Order: Beroida Family: Beroidae Genus: Beroe Species: Beroe cucumis (Northern Comb Jelly)

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

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Phylum: Mollusca Class: Chitons Order: Chiltonida Species: Tonicella lineata (Lined Chiton)

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

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Phylum:  ✨Arthropoda✨ Subplylum: Chelicerata Class: Merostomata Order: Eurypterida Species: Sea Scorpion

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

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Phylum: Chordata Class: Fish Fish Superclass: Agnatha Order: Lamprey Species: Lampetra planeri (Brook Lamprey)

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon