very much thinking about roleplaying that classic bored lonely housewife x handsome horny delivery man with vox (*/ω\*)
he just shows up at the penthouse’s front door after the shoot for this ad, still dressed in this costume, box and all, and shoots you that sleazy lopsided smile, going ‘hello, pretty lady. you ordered a package?’ like the cliché 1950s cheeseball he is ♡
THANKS EVERYONE FOR THE POSITIVE COMMENTS ON MY RECENT ART!!! I wanted to mention because a lot of people like moon’s heels… i wanted you to know that he clacks them. CANON
I had every intention of working on More Than This tonight, but, uh, then I got attacked by a Psycho Killer plot bunny that was way too good to ignore.
the neurodivergent experience of staving the urge to send your friends a message apologising for being weird during your hangout and that you love them a lot because you analysed every interaction you had that day and are now convinced everyone hates you.
Me: *nervous to tell my parents about my autism and ADHD diagnoses*
Me: Mom, Dad, I have ADHD and I'm autistic
Dad: Oh I know, sorry you get that from me
Me: what
Dad: Yeah both me and my brother are, though i like even numbers and he liked odd numbers
Me: MY NUMBER OBSSESSION CAME FROM YOU?? I COULDNT TALK UNLESS THE LETTERS OF MY SENTENCES ADDED UP TO AN EVEN NUMBER FOR YEARS
Dad: Yeah that happened to me too
Me: I COULDNT BLINK OR TAKE STEPS UNLESS THEY WERE EVEN NUMBERS
Dad: Yeah my brother and I would piss each other off because I would turn the light on and off 2 times and he would be bothered by it and do it another time then we would go back and forth
Mom: *silently wanting to tell us we're crazy but also all her kids are ADHD but have different dads so she stays quiet*
Me: no but seriously why never tell me if you knew i was also struggling with the same stuff as you