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Incorrect Moral Orel Quotes #1
Rev. Putty: I see people saying they're "bustin it down sexual style" and "goated with the sauce"- and I think Wow... What you're really doing is bustin it down *sinful* style... But I'm here to tell you... there's somebody out there who is goated with the *cross* his name is *Jesus Christ*-
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Incorrect GTA Quotes #36
Tony: Why did you think any of this was a good idea?!
Luis: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a history of violence.
Tony: ...Oh.
Luis: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
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Incorrect JJBA Quotes #1
Ghiaccio: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER. OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!
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incorrect gta quotes #35
Tony: Let's not talk about trauma or deal with any of that shit. Let's just have a good time and get drunk.
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Incorrect GTA Quotes #34
Armando: I'm just laying out a little sugar to catch my snake.
Luis: Flies. Sugar catches flies.
Armando: What catches snakes?
Henrique: You gotta wear snake traps.
Joni: No you need those metal sticks with the grabber at the end.
Luis: My grandmother uses those to get cereal down from her cupboard.
Henrique: Why are there snakes in your grandmother's cereal?
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“Florian” after the war:
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Henrique and Armando:we irritating 😂😂😂
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i made this way back when after hours just came out and i fucking forgot about it
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incorrect gta quotes #33
Niko: Roman wake up! you fucked up big time
Roman: cousin
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Colin:
Went out to get me some Skittles but I didn't wanna pay for themMm
and then one of the Storrre attendants came up to meeEE and was like
put that
BAAAAAACK
and then he grabbed my arm and I said Don't Touch,
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incorrect gta quotes #31 (feat. Emil again)
Tony: Would you rather kill Lazlow, or-
Emil: Yes. Kill him.
Tony: ...I didn't say the other-
Emil: I don't need to hear it.
Lazlow: .....I'm feeling a little unsafe.
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incorrect gta quotes #30 (feat my OC)
Tony: If you can switch lives with anybody in this room who would you switch lives with?
Emil: I would pick Lazlow.
Tony: Why pick Lazlow?
Emil: Because he's probably gonna die soon.
Lazlow: what the fuck
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anyway i’m bored trying to think of clothes swaps i can do and i made this connection between meggy and kent
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incorrect gta quotes #29
Abdul: Yusuf, get out of the tank
Yusuf: You're not my daddy
Abdul: Get out of the fucking tank I am your dad
Yusuf: You're not my dad
Abdul: I am your dad, get out of the--
Yusuf: I'm in a tank and you're not!
Abdul: Get out of the fucking tank!
Yusuf: I'm literally in a tank and you're not
Abdul: Get OUT of the--
Yusuf: You're not my dad
Abdul: Literally get out of the tank
Yusuf: Tell me it's a militant, I don't give a fuck!
Abdul: Get out of the fucking tank
Yusuf: no
Abdul: Okay.
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incorrect gta quotes #28
Lazlow: She says I'm cute "A.F."- which I assume stands for "and fun"!
Tony: Awwww......... it doesn't...
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