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Have a fruity World Poetry Day, EVERYONE!

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After receiving a bunch of bags of vermicompost from relatives, I found some live African night crawlers in each one. Made a makeshift worm bin. Hopefully I’ll head to a SaveMore for storage bins to DIY my own stackable worm tower ometime after Holy Week/Easter. (Have two of the trays of one I bought while living in the 813 in Florida, USA, 5 years ago as makeshift planters, and the rest are still in another balikbayan box somewhere…)

Have a safe St. Patrick’s Day.

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1990 Pepsi Cola ad

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Mac and cheese (via Instagram)

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Remember when those two Hanna-Barbera cavemen made eating ice cream out of TP rolls TOTALLY RAD? I DO!

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the other day i discovered some people salt their pasta after it's cooked and honestly what the actual fuck

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Americans be like "is totally ok to use garlic powder instead of fresh garlic and call myself a chef 😭😭😭 because 😭😭😭 there are people with arthritis 😭😭😭 why are you so cruel 😭😭😭 I have not arthritis but 😭😭😭 I use garlic powder everyday 😭😭😭 not because I'm lazy noppity nope 😭😭😭 it's to NORMALISE garlic powder!! 😭😭😭 I'm so sensible and woke 😭😭😭 call me chef and give me compliments 😭😭😭"

And then "universal healthcare?! Why should I pay more taxes so some dude I don't know could survive 🤬🤬🤬"

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How to summon a demon your local italian

Break the spaghetti

or any other silly food rule they made up

Featuring Solangelo

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YAAAAAASSSSSS! Get it, Bottega Prelibato! I wanna visit you when I return to the UK for vacay!

Oh, and I JUST released my latest product on the good old Z - it's my Pasta Carbonara Ingredients merch collection, found in the Authentic Italian Cuisine Appreciation collections of the Construction Paper Eras sites! This is just the unisex tee - more to come!

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Don’t worry, Virginias of Austria.

Should that St-Nicholas-isn’t-real pastor’s vacation to either one of your cities happen on December 5, and he flies out at least 2 days after December 6, I bet that Krampus would come by his hotel, whoop his Grinchy butt with birch branches, and leave twigs and coal in his bigoted boots that next morning.

That would be IF he pulls the same henious stunt in your Christmas markets AS WELL AS anywhere else JUST AS he did so at Westgate Mall in Amarillo stateside.

Photo taken 11/28/2023.

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“Be sure… that there’s either a single decoration for the birthday person or enough decorations for every child at the party. A cake with one flower is OK. A cake with 20 flowers is OK. A cake with 3 flowers is verboten. If there aren’t enough for all the children, then there’s a danger of tears and real disappointment.”

- Jeremy Sage, The Birthday Party Book, 1987

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Or rather, have ordered in advance.