tfkorrie

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axelsht:

In my defense… not the best joke Kor.

Don’t be mean to me.

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fyitheo:

“That is—-I don’t know whether I should feel ashamed for laughing a bit at that or not.”

“You shouldn’t because it was hilarious.”

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ftmel:

I have to admit that joke is pretty ace. It took me a second to get, but it’s a clever one, I’ll give you that — I’m a sucker for cheesy jokes.

It’s my go-to joke, always. Glad you enjoyed.

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celestefuck:

That’s actually funny. I’m pleasantly surprised.

Best news I’ve heard all day.

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fkangie:

Oh my god… that was terrible.

Stop, it was funny.

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axelsht:

…..that took me way to long to get.

Typical.

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skylarjk:

I’m stealing that joke now.

If people laugh afterwards, give me credit for it.

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fksammy:

Nailed it!

I know, right? Truly amazing.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.

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i’ve been so bad for activity lately .. idk how but u know what ive got a four day weekend comin up & im gonna get back into the swing of things so !

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And you’re lucky I’m a supportive one.

You’re lucky you’re a woman, Korrie. 

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Work that never got done, I mean. But again, what’re your plans?

Wait, what? Homework over break? You’re kidding, right?

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There’re other ways to prove your point, I’m sure.

My older sister is always telling me I need to get out of the house more, so I’ve finally elected to fulfill her wishes and become an “actual teenager” and “live my life like tomorrow’s my last day alive”. First order of business, climb this fence so I can be free like the whimsical being I am. Spot me.

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I think it sounds like an exquisite bonding experience.

So my mom, like the extraordinary genius she is, decided to do something fun in favor of spring break and her idea of fun is to watch a movie together. I wouldn’t complain because I love my mom and everything, but the movie she decided to rent? Yeah, Spring fucking Breakers with the girls and nudity and illegal shit.  At first I was down with it because I assumed she’d change her mind, but then I find that she’s weirdly into it. So I try to leave but she just slaps me back into my seat and demands we finish it together. Needless to say, it was fucking awkward and I don’t know if I’ll ever be the same Holden you know and love. 

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Homework. How ‘bout you, bud?

Spring break, motherfuckers. You got any plans?

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What an amazing feature.

Helps me sympathize with others, y’know.