He/they I'm gonna post art of my ocs (I call them my rats and roaches 💕❤️)
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That sewing machine could get it ngl
tumblr sexy machine contest is so funny. they got i have no mouth and i must scream vs a sewing machine
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Didn't know you were capable of expressing human emotion other than rage, evil, and sometimes very rarely sympathy
Cry my white boy
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Organic gay? Am I freshly grown or something? Freshly picked off the gay tree?
Cursed Creature here
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I'm the only normal functioning member of my friend group, so I see this as an absolute win
@bk1jsrp you're my last hope (you're the only other person I know)
Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:
Make this picrew of yourself
Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)
Thank you for the tag @machiavellli !

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Sid was spitting straight facts in this clip as always
Is this anything
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If hell is real, I was just there (I just got done with the thing)
Two kids fell down in the first 10 minutes, I was shaking the whole time, and I had the most interesting thoughts like, "Am I a loser for drinking water," or "Stop staring at me, I'm going to cry."
I am not excited to do this next week
Chat I have to go to a marching band thing tomorrow. Wish me luck
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I love that clip of Jerma talking about how he's confused about geodes, and he thinks they're magic
I got a geode, and I'm gonna put it in my pocket for marching band sectionals because it's magical
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Chat I have to go to a marching band thing tomorrow. Wish me luck
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I don't understand how you guys exist like this, but alright
so filled with hate rn
#not how you spell my name#it's Joseph#only one e#get it right#I'm the only functional member of society here
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@blackenedbleeding
Cure him
so filled with hate rn
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@blackenedbleeding
I'm not gonna argue with him about this anymore. Tell him to drink water
headache…..
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You are cooked beyond repair. Next time I see you, you WILL be drinking water
actually taking care of myself!!
(ate on my own)
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Sometimes, I have to remind myself that not all of us were meant to be functional members of society
Good job, though. I'm very proud of you
actually taking care of myself!!
(ate on my own)
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Don't lie, Karl
Hello there
Me and @loser-37 are debating whether he is fucked up, and he referred me to you to prove a point about him being fucked up
If you could kindly agree with me to stick it to him I would appreciate it
I've met this man irl, and I can say this guy is an absolute creature, and I can't disagree with you
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Hello there
Me and @loser-37 are debating whether he is fucked up, and he referred me to you to prove a point about him being fucked up
If you could kindly agree with me to stick it to him I would appreciate it
I've met this man irl, and I can say this guy is an absolute creature, and I can't disagree with you
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Bro would snort anything he sees but then say he doesn't like the most delicious thing on Earth (yogurt). Idk if I can keep defending you, man
I have a face full of flour
It is in my nose
It is in my lungs
Help
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