Random shit ahead. I post whatever I feel like posting tbh. I post BTS content in my sideblog chimchimexcusemeee.tumblr.com
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I've always found it hilarious when people (read: men) complain about the Bechdel Test, because the bar could literally not be any lower.
How many movies have you seen where there are two men who:
1. Have names
2. Talk to each other
3. Talk to each other about something other than men??
Thousands. Millions. And yet they act like women doing those same things is a revolutionary idea.
Btw, I know some movies don't pass the Reverse Bechdel Test, but let's be honest, how many of those are there compared to all the movies that don't pass the Bechdel Test?
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Does 2020 come with a receipt?
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the first thing I want to do once all of this is over is take my dog for a walk
and also get my second wisdom teeth extracted because this fucker decided to start hurting like a bitch only after quarantine started
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Unpopular opinion
Youtube rewinds have always been cringey and awful. 2018 and 2019 are nothing new.
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I alternate between desperately craving a girlfriend (sometimes boyfriend) and isolating myself as much as possible from all kinds of human interaction. Send help
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I tried a dating app yestersay and had 50+ “likes”. I swiped left on all of them. I haven’t had another single like since and now I’m thinking my standards may have been too high.
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Unapologetically Bisexual
reblog if you are also unapologetically bisexual
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Captain Marvel Pride Headers
Reblog if you save
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If you ever feel stupid remember that American soldiers occupying Korea after WWII heard them say migook (미국 - the Korean word for America) and thought they were saying “me gook”, thus believing they were called gooks. Because obviously everyone speaks English.
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My favourite hobby is going to Amazon and liking stuff I know I can’t afford
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I think my dog might be ready to start an ASMR channel 😂
ps his eyes look weird bc of the flash but it doesn’t hurt him
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Umm wtf did tumblr delete my header or did I do it in my sleep. I know there’s some sort of censorship going on about nudity but what the actual fuck that’s the picture I was using. Does that seem sexual, @staff ?
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I confessed to my crush and he said thank you and left. How’s your week going?
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I posted a moodboard on my other blog with literally zero nsfw picutres or words and tumblr marked it as explicit fml
#tumblr#fml#why#it was the softest fluffies edit ive done#srsly whats your problem tumblr#fix your algorithms#they suck
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