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Being a huge Regina/Lana Parrilla fan for years, spent the last 8 years for the local comic book convention to bring her in, this weekend I finally got my wish and my dream finally came true. There were tears of joy and she remembered my name.

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If the world was flat the edge would be the most famous attraction in the world

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It has been an interesting week.

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relationships should be 50-50, she steals my hoodies and i steal her ability to walk the next day 👀

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I just think girls should be tied up and made to have multiple orgasms all whilst being told how pretty they are and how good they taste but that's a personal opinion

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he is sitting politely

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Bite marks on your thighs so you know that you're mine.

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Learning how someone kisses for the first time is such an intimate experience.

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“you have such a pretty voice”

if you want to hear me moan your name just say that.

keep comments in the tags

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My father was Emperor Euhorn Jacob Kaldwin, and Jessamine was my younger sister. At the time of her death, I wasn’t ready to make myself known to you, and I was forced to leave Dunwall. But now I’m home.

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A while ago I learned that, if Emily or Corvo kills Delilah with a sword at the end of DH2, the special animation that plays is them grabbing her by the throat and then stabbing her in the ribs… which is how they witnessed Daud assassinate Jessamine in the first game, and I literally can’t stop thinking about that. That’s so cool. What the fuck!

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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) dir. Tom Gormican