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On my fuckin' soul, he can get it in any which way he wants. Sloppy style. Silly style. Stupid style.

No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally...

I don't give a daaamn. 🤤🥵

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I see we can put Sephiroth and Genesis in the Grasslands.

Put them on the gondola, cowards.

WHERE IS MY SEPHGEN KISS

WHERE IS IT

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THEM. ♥️🥰

vid cred: @rottycc (i just gif'ed it)

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Angeal and Genesis loving on their boyfriend, Sephiroth:

I'm glad that we've all collectively decided that Sephiroth is the sub in every AGS variant. Gotta be one of the best recent fanon developments.

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@altocat someone left gen and seph unsupervised again.

hostile work environment

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How we feeling about the latest chapter, chat?

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I don't like how we've seen Jenova pressure Sephiroth to sleep forever, not once:

But twice:

As someone who has dealt with "the voice in their head" telling them to take a forever nap, I don't like what this is implying...

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Babygeal @ Miniroth:

...lol i hate them (affectionately).

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The newborn adores his daddy Sephiroth, especially when he holds him. But Sephiroth is definitely scared.

YEET THE BABY SEPH

THROUGH THE GOAL

TEN POINTS

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Oh my God. 😭🥵

And I call this piece "holy fucking moly I need that woman !!!!"

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I don't know about yall, but I fucking love how unhinged Sephiroth's eyes look here:

Gif credit: @miyku

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Sephiroth really said:

sepiroth is forced to be hojos bodyguard for 24 hours does hojo survive

Hojo: Your job is to be my bodyguard. You are to keep me safe from all harm, prevent that harm, and protect me with your life. Understood?

Sephiroth: Crystal clear.

Hojo: Good. Now that's established, I want—

*Sephiroth wordlessly shoves him down a full flight of metal stairs*

*Clang, thud, distant groaning*

Tseng: You were supposed to protect him.

Sephiroth: Gravity is not culpable. It's natural and unavoidable.

Tseng: You threw him down the stairs.

Sephiroth: No, I escorted him to a lower elevation with haste and efficiency.

Tseng:

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even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

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Did Seph dead ass refer to his teacher by his first name? 😭😭

LOSER DORK NERD LOSER DORK

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Where does everyone's plushie!Roth live?

Mine lives amongst the CareBears with his gay lover Cloud.