cybertwinks:
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom
because the P is silent
also because they’re dead
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if you’re ever with a group of people and everyone is arguing loudly about many different things just yell I WILL TAKE IT! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!
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Making love with you
Is like drinking sea water.
The more I drink
The thirstier I become,
Until nothing can slake my thirst
But to drink the entire sea.
Kenneth Rexroth, “The Love Poems of Marichiko: VII” (via syngling)
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now that i’m 18, i guess it’s finally time
it was a great honour to have this title bestowed on me, but i have to pass it on now. i thank you all.
it was a privilege, but now there must be a new dancing queen. applicants must be young, free and only 17.
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I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings. I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies. I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds. I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time. I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams. Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words.
Unknown (via professional-princess)
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