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Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Dir: Hayao Miyazaki
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one thing that does bother me about cult horror is that there's a lot of "people outside the cult vs expendable people in the cult"... brother people deserve a chance to escape you can't be waving a gun around. also where are the children.
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I hate how Utopia gave us a hint of what the main colour will be in season 3 and then they cancelled this shit
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Watching Utopia is a religious experience lol
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me and the utopia girlies
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the grip retrofuturism has over me is unreal, I want to live in this future.
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all artwork by charles schridde for motorola / 1961
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Not to be superstitious but every time my right hand itches I hope I will meet someone that is a walking headache but, like, in a sexy intriguing way
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in bed listening to penis
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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.
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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.
I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”
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remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse
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So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Count Dracula-
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