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COLIN SINGING

during SJ McArdle's "First Tuesdays" livestream

😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️

🎸🎸🎸🎶🎶🎶

(part 1/2)

(part 2/2)

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some autumnal tea spirits

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THE OUAT RAP BATTLE:

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Hahahaha! I was reading this thinking, “Yeah that tracks. Other law schools must be like mine was.” Then I hit #9 went, “Oh shit, this IS my law school!”

Top ten quotes from law school, week one:

“So the rules thus far are ‘don’t be late’ and ‘don’t be absent from class,’ unless you are absent because of circumstances outside your control. In that case, notify me before class. If I walk in here and you are not in your seat, and I don’t already know why that is the case… I will assume that you are dead. We will hold a brief service in your memory and then continue on, as we know you would want.”

“Yeah I mean if you don’t know the answer that’s fine, but I’m gonna make you pick the next person I call on. It’s a social experiment I run. I like to see if people pick their friends or their enemies. Wildly amusing. Anyway, be prepared for that.”

“So as the plaintiff’s counsel, you review all the possible venues and pick the one that’s the fairest to everyone….. haaaaahahaha I’m just kidding. You rig the court in your favor as much as you possibly can.”

“You’re supposed to go to a basement during a tornado. Why don’t y'all have basements?” “Can’t watch from a basement” “You’re going to die”

“My own law professor once described admiralty jurisdiction as ‘shit that happens on boats’ so [writes ‘boat shit’ on the board]”

“So then Congress gave itself a raise and America shouted, ‘Give it back you evil bastards!!!’ so loudly that they did.”

“I will provide you with pizza. For beverages, you’re on your own, but please abide by university policy. Which is that we can’t have FUN.”

“And WHAT do we find outside the cities????? C O W S”

“All the desks on the third floor are reserved for 3Ls in practice court. Since you’re dying like, 100% of the time, they kindly give you a place to die. Sometimes you can see the lost souls wandering past the balconies….”

[makes a list of twenty-four things that could go wrong] [writes TRUMP in all caps as number twenty-five]

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I'm too annoyed with tumblr to add a description.

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Collection of recent summer night doodles, Happy Midsummer!

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Shadow and bone text posts 8/? (A chaotic conversation)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 , Part 7, Part 8,  Part 9  

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“Swim Into The Sunset" by | Jordan Robins

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I drew this kiss ages ago, but I thought a redraw was needed! Head on over to my Instagram if you wanna see the improvement. I miss them. 

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HQ Killian Jones Pt. 2

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“You shouldn’t make friends with crows,” he’d told her. “Why not?” she asked. He’d looked up from his desk to answer, but whatever he’d been about to say has vanished on his tongue.

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damn she just eviscerated everyone on this website

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My incessant ramblings about OUAT for the past few months have clearly rubbed off on my boyfriend. He’s gone and covered The Jolly Roger/Hook’s theme on guitar and it sounds bloody amazing. Have a listen! :)

(st_aldems)

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Happy International Women’s Day!!

Love to all the Discord Ladies. I hope your day was fierce! Just like you! :)

Not tagging as I know I���ll miss people and I’ve had rum tonight, so I don’t want to do that. But thank you all for letting me into your world. 

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#i’m in this picture and i don’t like it