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To all our friends who have asked about the pink city discord! Thank you for introducing the entire dojo loach species to this wonderful show by gooseworx! We are excited to see more the next time someone drops a phone into the river!

Are you on a discord server called gooseworx hangout (formerly pink city)? It is currently very inactive but info that has come from it says that you live in Texas and that you are dating someone named Elain. Michael Kovach is also there in the server so is someone named Ashley. Apparently you punched a guy named Randy at a con this year.

These are the rumors that we have collectively heard about this server. Our human friends on the server want to know if it's you or you, Michael, and Ashley may be being impersonated. Because that's a lot of impersonating for one person on discord!

The loaches have spoken. We wish you a very good day and send you good fish vibes for good luck and good weather! Thank you for your time!

No, that sounds like a server full of impersonators.

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Important announcement!

If Nickelodeon dies from its terrible terribleness that was revealed thru quiet on set then we will need help getting the rights to Danny Phantom. If you don't want Danny Phantom to be rebooted by Butch Hartman, who does not support the lgbtqia community, please help us keep an eye out on Nickelodeon, we must be the first to get Danny Phantom to make it the dark gay cartoon it deserves to be! If it comes to this, where Nickelodeon ever has to sell the rights to Danny Phantom, we will open a go fund me or patron (please tell us which one is appropriate, we are fish and we don't know how to internet) where supporters will get perks like voting on redesigns, voting on sexualities of characters where it's not too important to the plot, and commenting abilities on episode drafts! The episode drafts will be first because we do not have hands to draw and we need artists. Spread the word and we will try to keep an eye on Nickelodeon as well. Maybe we can get their attention?! We do not have money as we are fish and do not understand the concept of money but if this happens we are willing to learn financial stuffs!!!!

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HELLO INTERNET WE FOUND U AGAIN! THE HUMAN SABER SPARK HAS MADE A WONDERFUL VIDEO ON WHY BUTCH HARTMAN SUCKS: https://youtu.be/QBh58bk9Stw?si=PxUQ_QV0bemQzclM

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WHILE IT IS EASTER AND THE LOACHES WHO CELEBRATE ARE DISTRACTED BY TREATS, WE HAVE ALSO HEARD IT IS TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY SO HURRY UP AND POST YOUR UNDEAD TRANS BOY PICS TO SHOVE IT IN BUTCH HARTMAN'S FACE THAT TRANS PEOPLE ARE VALID AND WE SHALL NOW MAKE ALL UR CHARACTERS TRANS

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We will give Vlad a cat but we need new name suggestions bc he won't be naming her Maddie. Danny has a doggo. We know that there is a ghost doggo in the show, anyone know the dog's name?!

This isn't a quote but can we just appreciate the original maddie and how she was with vlad all the time, loving on him, enjoying his company, just overall being an absolute treasure of a cat

Like vlad was never alone when it came to the original maddie. She's so cute and sweet as can be- like she was the ONLY thing that genuinely loved him no matter what he seemed to be or looked like. Like I'm so tired of this 'oh evil villain needs an evil pet' schtik. Let a bad guy have the sweetest animal in existence in their care for once who treats that animal like their entire world and keep it that way.

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We like the name Daniel Masters better than the name Danny Fenton. But they are both names for our favorite undead trans boy.

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We like the goop.

goop

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Does that mean they will just give us Danny Phantom and their production studio?! Ooooh can we remove the ugly orange logo from the Danny Phantom logo?!

@nickelodeon we will take Danny Phantom plz you can keep the rest.

Nickelodeon right now⬇️

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Great now that the Cory gang HR department knows that this is a holiday they are going to ask for that holiday off so they can go murder politicians who want to mess up their ecosystem. That's at least one day with out our HR department.

In light of the upcoming holiday, remember it is cool and sexy to murder politicians.

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Hello Internet! We are the dojo loaches. We are here to figure out how to make a new show about an undead trans boy. But we are fish so we don't know how to make cartoons!

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Well, canonically speaking, Danny has anger issues, and that's just facts.

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Are moray eels just salty dojo loaches with high anxiety and way less fins?!

We have no anxiety and like to nibble fingers!

source

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We are the source.

We mostly wiggle, dance, and glide. And lay down in piles while re-writing Danny Phantom!

We only swim sometimes.

fish swim sometimes

Source?????

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Our HR department in a nutshell. Minus the milk. Also they are the knives. They love cookies. Algae cookies!

We also love algae cookies.

everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

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The entire dojo loach species went "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" like we are on regular show but with more enthusiasm and secret plans than last time.

We love this thank you Internet human!

Lance Thunder, at the end of his tether, watching another Jack Fenton Shenanigan(TM): More on today's news? NO. MORON on today's news.

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This person, they don't realize that the loachies have spoken.

🤨🏳️‍🌈???