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I'd say I'm HIGH as a KITE right now! (Not sorry. I always said I'd do that if I ever found a Kite blog.)

“Yes, well…”

“Haahahaha, hahaa. Very clever.”

“It’s not like I haven’t heard that multiple times from Henderson.”

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I think if someone ever made a graphic or fan art for me, completely unrequested, I might actually cry with joy! Sometimes I see my partners do it for other partners of their’s, and I’m jealous. I wonder if I’m less inspiring to them, or if they just don’t know if I’d be okay with it. But it would absolutely make my day!

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Post the CUTEST Headcanons you can think for my muses. If they're adorable enough, I'll make them canon!

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*sophisticated peacock noises* ((Imsorry))

(OH MY GOD. THIS IS MAJESTIC. MY GOD. OH WOAH. ILOVEITHOLYSHITDON'TBESORRY!)

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"Who knows? The workings of humans is funny, isn't it? I don't think I should have a reason to hate you, after all, from what I've gathered about town, you and I share a similar passion~, or, passionate hatred, at least~"

"I don’t understand why everyone hates me so much."

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Everyone who reblogs this

EVERY SINGLE ONE

Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs

So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently

YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC

If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal

THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS

Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.

Reblog away!

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"Shut up!" "Please, talk to me." "I have no idea…" "I know what this is!" "Why did you do that?" "How could you do this?" "Let me do it!" "Leave me alone." "Don’t leave me." "Kiss me." "Don’t touch me." "Why weren’t you there?" "Why are you here?" "What are you doing?" "Don’t look!" "Just look at it!" "How did you get in here?" "How did you escape?" "Help me." "I want to help you." "You’re a monster!" "You’re not a monster!"

Send me one to see how my muse reacts!

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Truth. Do you like Stephy? How much?

"To be honest, I don’t know her that much. If at all. Sooooo, I don’t have much of an opinion on her. I mean, so far? Well, hmmm…"

Kite racked his brain trying to come up with at least something to satisfy the question. Sadly, nothing came up, however, he did think of something he could use.

"Well, I suppose I would like to interact with her more, so, that’s something."

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Reblog if...

Your blog is anon-friendly

Your blog is magical-anon-friendly

Your blog is open to starters aimed at them

Your blog willing to respond to open starters

Your blog is open to questions about headcanons

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Send the word 'Truth' along with a question and my character has to answer it honestly.

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Mun: *imitating a peacock* Lucid: *drags mun out of room*

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He hummed as he listened to her explanation about her Mark, and then to her name. Celeste, that was certainly a name he didn't hear often, and it was a lovely name, even in his opinion.

He grinned as she stopped, indicating for his name.

"Kite, Mr Kite~! Greatest ringleader and showman this universe, and any other, has ever seen~!"

He seemed to swell a little with over inflated pride and ego as he said his self proclaimed title. He then leaned to the side a bit, looking in the direction of a door painted in dark olive green, with a gold nameplate on it.

"Well, since my workers are busy here, we'll have a conversation in my office, yes?"

"Um, hello there..?"

The ringmaster turned to the sound of the voice slowly. By the sounds of it, the voice belonged to a young female, and Kite liked females more for one reason. During his shows, they often screamed the loudest. But at this time, where a show was not scheduled for the day, he’d had nothing to do, so this new opportunity was certainly welcome as a change for the day’s slow crawling of time. When he had faced the woman, he blinked, his eye immediately drawn to a large ‘X’ fastened in her hair. How striking it was, its bright orange in contrast to her long, dark colored locks.

"Hello there indeed, young lady~! My, lady luck must have smiled upon me today to have such a beauty cross paths with me~!"

He knew flattering her would make him seem a little like a sleazeball, but it’s not like he was trying to get anything of that nature from her, so he deemed it as appropriate behavior.

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I never said tha~t but if you really want me to, That can be arranged *twirls wand*

"NO. NO I'D REALLY RATHER NOT. I'M A BUSY MAN. I HAVE A SERIES OF IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO. IF I GET TURNED INTO AN ANIMAL, I'LL BE A LAUGHING STOCK."

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He knew the other man would be confused, especially as to the identity of his kidnapper. After all, any person with a decent shred of what could be called sanity would be confused as to why they'd ended up kidnapping themselves. He simply walked around a bit, talking as he did so. He may have hidden his new 'toy' underneath his stage, but that didn't change the fact he wasn't always partial to staying still. The more he moved, the more attention he got, after all.

He flashed an identical, iconic grin at Kite.

"Mask? Why would I bother hiding my identity behind a mask? What's the point, when I want people to know my name and my face, putting on a fake persona is pointless, and defeats the initial intention of my actions~"

He almost, liked listening to the other talk, there was a certain something about that accent that just rounded off on him so well, but, he knew he could never mimic it. After all. It didn't suit a man like himself.

"As for who I am? Well, if we're one and the same, you should be able to put two and two together I'm sure~!"

Kite had a feeling that this was going to end up entertaining.

"Hello, my pet~." (Honhonhon~!)

"Wh- Okay." And now Kite was confused beyond wondering how he had ended up tied and tossed so into the hollow underlay of a stage. Of course it was a stage and of course he knew it was a stage. What sort of man upon a show would he be not to recognize the smell of old sawdust stamped down by dancing shoes? No, his confusion did not stretch very far as to where he was, moreso across why he was kidnapped, why their kidnapper had thought a bunch of very flammable rope could detain him (He had kept them put only because he’d forgotten they were there), and why, most of all and quite recently, his kidnapper was himself.

"Now m’ on n’ gettin’ twisted here. Who’re you n’ why’re you me, cause that’s just a solid spike in the ice. Cause yer not me. I’m me." He stretched his legs out and crossed them at the ankles. "So f’yer gonna pull a mask off later, save the time n’ do it now, wouldja kindly?" He tilted his head and gave the identical man a grin most trademarked, stretching wider than advised and certainly could not be comfortable on any other face.

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*twirling magic wand in hand* How would you feel if someone turned you into an animal?

"You're going to turn me into an animal, aren't you?"