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I don't remember the name of the guy on twitter, but I saw this reel this morning that made me think. There's this dude who CLEARLY has a thing for the elephant version of Daisy from "Super Mario Wonder". As in like.. wonder bread guy sort.

He sees an artist make something of Daisy and then commissions them to do it again with the elephant Daisy. He has to have done it with a dozen things now.

And the reel was making it seem weird and at first, I was like. Yeah, clearly a kink! But then the comments, shitting on the reels page for using AI, made an amazing point. The guy was actually commissioning artists for it.

Never in a million years would I have thought that the wonder bread guy would come out the good guy. But here we are!

So thank your local freak ig for still commissioning art

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Can you watch this freaking thing for me

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Yall love a man with long hair until hes transgender

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I have been. Gone. for a while now

Anyway I'm writing a book, and no it's not fiction. I'll keep you kooks updated as I go, but it's a book aimed at teachers and parents of children with ADHD, and how to best help them through school

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You know that video of the lawyer playing Ace Attorney? I need that but with an OSHA inspector and the Final Destination movies, because I know that none of this shit passed any inspections

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like. I would pay a ridiculous amount to have a full commentary on these movies

You know that video of the lawyer playing Ace Attorney? I need that but with an OSHA inspector and the Final Destination movies, because I know that none of this shit passed any inspections

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You know that video of the lawyer playing Ace Attorney? I need that but with an OSHA inspector and the Final Destination movies, because I know that none of this shit passed any inspections

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First piece in a while, based on an old generator prompt from ages ago

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i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

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itsluckk77 is a liar and an outright thief. Their whole post is stolen off GoFundMe and they have no way to physically mail the plushies because they don’t own any of them. Even if they was to try and say they do, they live in the Philippines not California. Their a scammer and there’s already a source posted of this if you search the url.

yeah i deleted it, regret all choices already. i’m a sucker for a kitty cat

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"at this moment our audio recorder picks up-" and it's the most unintelligible noise you've ever heard

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chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

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i am unwell over this btw

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us every other day: ryan and shane are best friends everyone after watching food files episode 1: oh my god ryan and shane are best friends

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it’s the tism