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System who no longer has any of the same members they had at syscovery... call that the sys of theseus
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System names:
50% stars/galaxy/constellation/other celestial body
10% some kind of flower
10% some big long word like opulescence or incandescent
10% 80 hamsters/rats/possums/other small furry thing in a trench coat
10% just 7 guys!
10% clever wordplay joke kind of name
#can confirm. the plurals are invading outer space. because of Woke#there's something alterhuman about it probably#<- named after a space-related paradox#fermi paradox
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for when someone is suspiciously suspicious. hmmmm are we suuuure that’s an inner monologue 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
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Hot take purposefully creating dissociative barriers and making your plurality more "disordered" can be helpful and healthy. Recovery isn't the same for everyone and while some systems may need to recover by lowering barriers, for others it may be helpful to create them
We've always struggled with the stress of life being put all onto one person. The brain consistently forced one frontstuck host (or shell) to handle everything, but every time one person being forced to handle our traumatizing situation eventually caused us to split. We went through so many cycles of hosts splitting due to the sheer inability for us to live like this, but never having the problem fixed as the brain seemingly was too scared of not masking to actually use the coping mechanism it created for, well, coping
We have recently managed to start fully switching more, with higher amnesia barriers. We're still working on it, but so far it's been WONDERFUL!!! Instead of all the stress being plopped onto one person 24/7, it can be divided amongst us to make it easier to process and handle!!!!!
We actually feel like we can LIVE like this!!!
So, no, us purposefully creating higher dissociative barriers is not "anti-recovery." It is PRO-recovery. It is genuinely, really helping us. I'm so happy...
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#functional elucidation#functional separation#endo safe#plural community#anon is so real#plurality#disordered system
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Idek if this counts as a quote but it happened over sp chat and is funny, so I'll send it in anyway
Welcome to SimplyPlural chess. I wonder who is winning; Typo and I (Layton) or Arle and Fremi.
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all because of that Damn Phone 😔
Why are you alter/nonhuman wrong answers only
I watched PJ Masks and The Lion Guard religiously as a kid
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which reminds me actually. you know whats a pain in the ass? the way one can be so inconsistent and have basically everything fluctuate because of plurality. its not that big of a deal after you figure it out (at least hasnt been for us), but before discovering it? oh jesus christ it is basically hell.
like constantly feeling like youre lying or literally being made to lie because lying is safer than telling the truth. getting seen as a liar when youre telling the complete, honest truth. ive gotten better with it, but for a good while, lying was pretty much second nature. not in that i was good at it, but that i barely thought about doing it. if i was expected to lie about everything or else be treated like a liar anyway, and only seen as honest if i lied well enough, why would i ever be honest? why would i care about being a liar? discovering plurality made all this inconsistency start to make sense - it was just fluctuations based on the alter.
i think this is one of the reasons fakeclaiming bugs me so much. i was called a liar for so much as a kid when i was being honest, and thats the whole premise of fakeclaiming isnt it? taking random people and saying no, youre lying about your entire life experience, actually. do you see how this is a shitty thing to do (in general, but especially) to systems.
like, heres a fun anecdote: my father mocks me for my fear of fungi. why? because he thinks im lying about it. he thinks i, at the ripe old age of like 8 years old, decided to tell this like and kept up with it for the rest of my life. just Because. i dont remember exactly why, but considering he complains about me being inconsistent and having a "selective" memory and says i "make things up and then forget about them", im sure i can guess.
so!
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we started a collection of suspiciously pluralcoded alan walker lyrics for this post



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(this song is the most plural imo. calling it now: if someone ever asks whether you know This Song Specifically they're basically offering their SimplyPlural details. it's the system equivalent of "do you know Girl in Red?" /hyperbole)
willfully misinterpreting song lyrics: plural edition
sharing this game our friends play: rb with songs that go harder if you're sharing a brain. think "hey there delilah" but for headmates instead of estranged dads
#this motherfucker has not one not two but THREE songs called Alone#alone parts I II and III#bro parts of what??#a SYSTEM??? 🤨#the VOICES IN YOUR HEAD aren't REPLYING???#you're hearing WHISPERS. IN YOUR MIND?? 🤨🤨🤨#song lyrics#funnier as a system#plural#alan walker#you're plural boy#not saying he or anyone on his team is plural#it's all system sillies down here
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STARBOUND SYSTEM
STARBOUND SYSTEM // STARBOUND COLLECTIVE :: A system or collective that has a close connection to stars, feels as if headmates or headspace is heavily related to stars, or formed in a way relating to space or stars.
NOVASYS :: Starbound Subsystems
[TERM CAN BE USED BY ANY SYSTEM :: SEPERATE ROLE FLAGS BELLOW]
SUNBURST :: Starbound version of a host or co-host. Co-hosts can also be referred to as solar-bursts, since the two are synonyms.
PROTOMATE :: A headmate or alter that doesnt have a recognizable role, and doesnt possess a recognizable role.
SIRUMATE :: Starbound version of a Gatekeeper
MELNIMATE :: Starbound version of a protector
PULSARMATE :: The starbound term for a comforter/soother. can be used interchangeably for both roles.
FORNIMATE :: Starbound version of a caretaker
ANDROMATE :: Starbound version of a Lover (link)
VELAMATE :: Starbound version of a traumaholder
CEPHIMATE :: Starbound version of a pursecutor
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It doesn’t matter if you have a disability, or even just your human body doesn’t match up with your other one
You can be a hawk with glasses
You can be a hare with hearing aids
You can be a dog with bad smell (I’m this one)
You can be a cheetah in a wheelchair
You can be a snow leopard who can’t stand the cold
You can be a desert scorpion that can’t stand the heat
You can be a bee with pollen allergies
You can be an anteater with a fear of bugs
You can be a moth that doesn’t like lights
It doesn’t matter what you identify as, you’re valid
#i'm some kind of machine / sentient AI thing that can't do math#and maybe an angel-adjacent winged guy with religious trauma#alterhuman#otherhearted#alterhumanity#machinehearted#techhearted
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GRAHHH I LOVE FACTIVES (airhorn sounds) THEY'RE JUST AS VALID AND IMPORTANT AS FICTIVES (wolves howling) YES EVEN "PROBLEMATIC" ONES, YOUR SOURCE'S ACTIONS DON'T DEFINE YOUR VALUE (electric guitar shredding) OUR HEARTS AND MINDS ARE ARCHIVES OF PEOPLE WHO LEAVE A LASTING IMPACT ON OUR LIVES (several explosions) YOU ARE NOT STEALING ANYONE'S IDENTITY WITH YOUR MERE EXISTENCE (motorcycle revving)
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Actually can plural egg cracking (memes or otherwise) become a thing. It might seem obvious to YOU that emotions don't normally have gender identities and gender fluidity doesn't normally give you different hobbies per gender but nobody bothered to tell ME until I was already knee deep in this shit
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System origin of the day ; Cyclogenic
Cyclogenic is a system who periodically collapses into fragments, which are shuffled and reformed into a new system. This pattern can be experienced by the entire system, certain subsystems, or individual headmates.
It is a spontaneous / endogenic origin.
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median culture is "yeah I'm one of those guys idk, but anyway, why would I work that out when I could be doing [interest]!!!"
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you should write rpf about your headmates
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FERMI!? LIKE ENRICO FERMI!? THE SCIENTIST!? FERMIUM!?💥
More like Fermi as in the paradox... which is named after Enrico Fermi anyway, so I guess in a way we're named after him by proxy
#AAAAAA I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASK US THIS /pos#endo safe#endo friendly#plurality#asks#about us#update: our PFP is now the element fermium thanks for that idea /gen
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