the-great-sir-pentious

[the-great-sir-pentious]

🍎Happy pride month, fellow snake!🍎

Why thank you your majesssty, happy pride month to you as well! Happy pride month to everyone! Never be afraid to live as your truest selvesss!

LOVE ISSS BEAUTIFUL IN ALL ITS DIFFERENT FORMSS!

[the-great-sir-pentious]

*the crow hands a red letter to you as well and chitters, preening his feathers*

“From cherry! *squawk* cherry cherry”

~🐦‍⬛ ( @vixenisacrosboy )

Another letter from Cherri, how wonderful! Thank you very much little crow, your servicesss are much appreciated :)

[the-great-sir-pentious]

*a tiny crow lands on your shoulder with a small bucket of shiny trinkets, varying from jewels to knives, chittering*

“Trinket delivery! *caw* trinkets for snek man, fun snek”

~🐦‍⬛ ( @vixenisacrosboy)

! O-Oh, why thank you! The knivess are a bit much, but the ressst will be very useful for future projectsss! Thank you ssso very much little crow friend!

The bucket of trinkets is kept in a safe place for the time being

[the-great-sir-pentious]

Heya Sir Pentious I got a question for you!

If you could go back to Hell would you? Or would you stay in Heaven?

Thatss a good quessstion...I'd love to be able to visit hell, but in terms of permanent residence? I think I'd stay in heaven. I miss my friendsss very much and love them dearly, but thiss place is very nice and staying here helpss miss Charlies dream come true!

[the-great-sir-pentious]

Before joining the hotel, how have you survived the exterminations?

good quessstion! Honesstly, for the most part I was jusst very good at hiding. The war machine helped too of courssse, acting as a quick getaway or protective barrier whenever hiding failed. The biggessst challenge was keeping the egg bois quiet until it wass safe!

[the-great-sir-pentious]

"SIR PENTIOUS THERE IS EGG BOIS AT HEAVENS GATES---"

WHAT!? AS WONDERFUL AS THAT ISS, IT SHOULDN'T BE POSSSIBLE! THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE SOULSS! I'LL BE RUSHING TO THE GATES IMMEDIATELY TO FIGURE OUT WHATSSS GOING ON!

..I'm very glad they're here though :)

[the-great-sir-pentious]

How many boops have you received Sir Precious

I have received 68 boops thusss far! I'm not ssure what they are or what they're for exactly, but I enjoy participating!

[the-great-sir-pentious]

Hello sir pentious big fan! How does it feel to know that you went from a cartoony evil genius to the man who “died” for his friends, kissed the woman of his dreams and the first sinner to redeem himself (Does that make you famous in heaven by the way?)

Itsss....certainly a big change, thats for sure! It feelss nice though, I've never felt so important before! I sssuppose I am famous in a way, I very much enjoy the attention! Misss Sera is still being weird about it though..

[the-great-sir-pentious]

Angel mail man: “A letter addressed to a…Sir Pentious? It says it’s from someone named Cherri Bomb.”

! O-Oh goodnesss, I didn't even know we could receive mail from sinnerss! Thank you very much, I'm so pleasssed to hear from her!

he excitedly takes the letter and slithers away to read it in private

[the-great-sir-pentious]

"I found this outside of heaven, i thought maybe you would want this?.."

OH MY GOODNESSS, EGG BOIS! I ABSSOLUTELY WANT THEM, THANK YOU SSSO MUCH!

[the-great-sir-pentious]

uh heh...the mosst I can say without miss Sera getting mad is that he'ss in hell for very valid and horrific reasonsss-

Alastor's mom is in Heaven btw

how wonderful, I hope i get to meet her! ...I'm not sure she'd want to know about what her son became though, some thingsss are better left unsaid I suppose.

[the-great-sir-pentious]

Alastor's mom is in Heaven btw

how wonderful, I hope i get to meet her! ...I'm not sure she'd want to know about what her son became though, some thingsss are better left unsaid I suppose.

[the-great-sir-pentious]

Could I have a hug if it’s alright? I’m not feeling very well. *holds out my arms* ~ 🌸

Of course!

Squeezy snake hug

I hope you feel better sssoon!

[the-great-sir-pentious]

I underssstand, I know firsthand that fear and disstrust can make thingss difficult. I jussst hope she works through it sooner rather than later, I'd hate to leave miss Molly and potentially otherss in the dark about their loved oness forever...

What’s up? Anything interesting happening?

Not much really, miss Emily is helping me adjust to my new afterlife and miss Sera hass been...lesss than thrilled about the ssituation. It'ss been nice though, I've made friendsss with miss Molly and Saint Peter! They and miss Emily have been oh so very helpful, I think I'm settling in quite nicely!

..I still don't have permisssion to talk about hell or my sinner friendss though, I'm not sure why miss Sera is being so weird about it-

[the-great-sir-pentious]

It'ss nice to meet you too miss Molly! Now that you mention it, I'm quite sure that he doess go by a different name! He never told us what it wasss though, and I don't have a photo. He basssically looked like a male version of you, but I can't say much else right now or miss Sera will get mad at me. Sorry I couldn't be of more help...

Since you're in Heaven, have you met a spider-like girl named Molly? Does she make you remember a certain someone from the hotel?

Molly, Molly....oh yes, the one that looksss like Angel Dust! I've seen her around, but I haven't been able to properly ssspeak with her as miss Sera requested that I limit how much I tell winnerss about hell for now. Are she and Angel related in some way?

[the-great-sir-pentious]

What’s up? Anything interesting happening?

Not much really, miss Emily is helping me adjust to my new afterlife and miss Sera hass been...lesss than thrilled about the ssituation. It'ss been nice though, I've made friendsss with miss Molly and Saint Peter! They and miss Emily have been oh so very helpful, I think I'm settling in quite nicely!

..I still don't have permisssion to talk about hell or my sinner friendss though, I'm not sure why miss Sera is being so weird about it-

[the-great-sir-pentious]

My insides are churning but are you like, okay after being blasted by Adam like that

Ah, well....the pain wass excruciating in the moment, but it was over very quickly! Besidess, I'm happy and painless in heaven now, sso there's nothing to worry about! ...Alssso miss Sera said Adam is dead, which makess me feel a lot better about it.