#saint peter hazbin hotel

[lapinelantern]

A buncha hazbin redesigns!

[asmodeus-682]

Some wholesome headcanons

1. Zestial's only form of technology he owns aside from kitchen appliances is a radio that Alastor gave him.

2. Alastor will sometimes borrow Zestial's clothes while Rosie is mending his suit.

3. Charlie has a collection of history books to better understand the different time periods her friends are from.

4. Alastor's mother tells her friends in heaven about her son and how much of a gentleman he is, despite knowing Alastor was a serial killer after her death.

5. Angel Dust and Husk play simple card games together as a pass-time.

6. St Peter, Emily, Sir Pentious, Molly and Alastor's Mother are all friends. Peter and Al's mother are the parents of the group.

7. Vaggie did meet Alastor's mother during her days in heaven, she still doesn't realise this yet.

8. Lucifer has handmade plush ducks made to look like they're dressed like the other high up angels (Gabriel, Micheal ect)

9. Despite being scared of fire, Zestial always offers to light campfires when camping with his friends

10. Charlie knew Zestial as a kid, mostly due to him being close with Lucifer. He used to babysit her on rare occasions.

11. Rosie and Alastor considered marrying each other to avoid people hitting on Alastor, however they dropped the idea because Rosie knew she can't stay committed to marriages (not in the sense that she'd cheat, more that she'd get bored and kill her husband)

[hellisharchive]

・﹒・ corruption of the heavenly body

Summary: You went with Charlie and Vaggie to Heaven for support of the hotel and redeeming sinners from Hell. However, a certain angel captured your eye at the entrance of Heaven. After you all enter, you tell your friends that you want Saint Peter to take you on a tour and he happily agrees. You had ulterior motives, however, and you just couldn't get enough of his pathetic little moans.

Warnings: 18+, hand job, blowjob, corruption kink, dom reader, sub peter, aftercare, fluff

Pairing: Saint Peter x GN!reader

Notes: I do not regret any of this, I am a filthy sinner so if you think I do you are wrong. Some smut with gentle aftercare 💞. Also idk how to write a blowjob I tried

"Wh-what are we doing here?' The saint asked nervously as he tugged at his collar, nervous that you pulled him aside into a rather private area. You asked him to take you on a tour of Heaven while Charlie and Vaggie went to the meeting. You really did plan to go with them, but this little angel captured your interest as soon as he popped out in front of the gates. You found a little alcove that would be perfect for what you had planned for him.

"We are going to have some...fun. You up for it?" You whisper as you gently pin him against the wall, causing a golden blush to erupt on his paper white face. He looked slightly panicked as he was stared at you, Satan he looked so adorable as you trailed your finger up his up. He gulped, but he didn't push you away.

"Well I uh...this...I...I can't do this! It's wrong!" Yet, he still didn't ward off your advances, he just stood there in detail. So naive. You lean closer and place your lips next to his ear, dragging a finger over his chin. You could feel him shiver.

"It's not wrong to feel good, this is all natural, God intended us to preform these actions with the result of pleasure, did he not?" You saw his face change, him mulling over what you just said, it was true. Hook, line, and sinker. God did make all humans and creatures preform sexual intercourse and masturbation as a natural body function.

"I guess you are uh...righteo there! Ah uh..." Satan, he was such a dork you were already getting aroused just from his cute reactions. You doubted he had much experience- probably none with how he's acting. Shoving himself tighter against the wall, his attempts to move away failed as you only pressed your body closer to him.

"Tell me to leave and I will" You were serious- you may have wanted to ruin this twink ass motherfucker, but consent was still incredibly important. You knew when to back off if others didn't accept your advances, and everything was telling you he was just nervous from chosing celibacy, but you wanted to make sure you weren't royally fucking up.

"No! No! I uh..." Peter looked away, bring his hand up to rub at his neck. "I just don't know what to do uh...I never did this...before" he whispered that last part, however you heard it loud and clear. He turned his head to the side in embarrassment, causing you to lift it up so his face was looking at you.

"You don't have to do anything Baby, let me take care of you" You hover over his mouth before looking into his eyes, giving him one last out as you rub your hand over his robe covered thigh.

"Ok" He whispered again, shame leaking from his every action and speech. You grabbed his head and pulled him into a searing kiss, eliciting an already very loud moan from him. You felt his hands grab onto your hoodie and he pulled on it. After a few more seconds, you tore your lips away from his and he already was breathing so heavily. His face was entirely gold as he whimpered and it was so adorable.

"I'm gonna really enjoy ruining you" He stuttered before you started to kiss and lap at his neck, dragging more delicious moans out of him before he slapped his hand over his mouth. You stopped and looked at him, taking his hand away, you give him a kiss next to his mouth.

"I want to hear you Baby, you and all your adorable little noises" All he could do was nod as you continued to suck on his neck, which was turning gold, a beautiful hickey was starting to form.

"Wait what's...what's your...hnnggg...name?" He managed to utter out in between heavy breaths, which made you stop. He wanted to moan out your name, huh? He may have not said it directly, but you saw through him easily. You told him with a chuckle and bent down, down to pull up his robes and reveal his underwear. Crouching under his robes, you saw that he was already hard, you were excited to see how big he was

"Eep!" He exclaimed as you ran your hands up and down his thighs, which caused him to tremble slightly. He covered his face with his hands, which made you chuckle, Satan he was so weak. Gently pinching the top of his underwear, you slid it down to slowly reveal an average sized,very hard, golden raging boner. It was beautiful, just like him. He whined from embarrassment as you gently pressed the tip and he slightly jumped in response.

"Aw, poor little angel was neglected for so long, let me take care of you Baby" You push the layers of clothes away to look at him with the biggest puppy eyes you can manage, you watched as he stared at you quivering lips. Wrapping your hand softly around his dick, you watched as his eyes went wide. "Hhnnngggg" the saint covered his eyes as you gave a few experimental rubs back and forth, him slightly starting to wobble from the pleasure.

"That-that feels good..." He whimpered out, trying to stay steady but failing from your ministrations. Holding his leg to keep him from falling over, you kept jerking him off, which you could tell he was already going to cum soon. Lining up his tip- you did one swipe of your finger which caused him to tremble before you lined it up with your mouth. Pre-cum was already leaking out and from the small taste of it, it tasted just like cotton candy. Yummy. Giving a small lick, he gasped and grabbed onto your hair, fuck that was hot. If he was already this weak over doing practically nothing, you couldn't wait to bring him to true Heaven, true ecstacy.

"It should Sweetie, now, scream my name for me" Fully diving in, you give a few large licks of his tip and you felt another tug on your hair. Inserting it into your mouth, you started slowly easing back and forth on his shaft. Making sure to lick it all over, the pre-cum, covering your mouth. Peter moaned out your name already out of breath, legs shaking. He was so pathetic, it was adorable, really. You went deeper and deeper, and his moans became louder and louder.

"Fuck! Fuuuuckk..." He whined, tugging your hair harder as you started to gag from how far back you were going. Tears formed in the corners of your eyes as you sucked him off, slow at first, but then going faster and faster. It wasn't highly uncomfortable, but your gag reflex wasn't a joke either.

"FUCK! Hhhhnngggg...I'm gonna..." He was so loud as he couldn't contain himself from your tounge circling his dick. Before you could even tell him to hold it, he cummed all inside your mouth. You could feel the milky liquid travel down your throat and the cotton candy taste was strong but not overwhelming. You could get used to this. You felt him shaking and trembling as you stepped out from under his robes and stood up, watching as his entire face was gold with a face you only knew as subspace. He wasn't here, he was somewhere completely else, recovering from the orgasm- probably his first ever. Pulling his underwear back up, you helped put him together and fix his very messy hair. Noticing that he was now swaying, you grabbed onto his shoulders and gently slid him down the wall.

Peter was breathing heavily as you paid extra mind to not accidentally being too rough with him, aftercare and making sure your partner was cared for and ok after sex was very important to you and took it seriously. Cradling his face, you saw as he nuzzled into the touch and you smiled. You almost didn't want to leave him- but it wouldn't work, he was an angel and you were a sinner. And to think, if you actually played good on Earth, you could have been with him the entire time up here. You did some pretty bad things as a human, but you also believed in redemption. It's why you came with Charlie and Vaggie to argue for the hotel. Maybe...just maybe...

"You ok there, Peter?" You spoke softly, wanting to make sure he was still ok with all of this. He just nodded his head as his eyes focused on yours. You were in front of him as you leaned on your knees, wanting to give him enough space.

"I know you're out of it right now, but I need a verbal 'yes' or 'no' Sweetie" Grabbing his hand, you lightly rubbed your fingers over the paper white skin as you moved to sit right to him, making sure his needs of affection were met. He leaned up against you, relishing in your warmth.

"Yes Im ok...can I uh...see you again?" He sounded so quiet as he held onto your hand, he immediately formed a bond with you and it made you feel sorry to leave him. Maybe you can somehow have this work, somehow.

"I'll see about that Sweetie" You went to stand up when he pulled you back down and gave you a kiss, a soft one, gentle, yet full of passion.

"Can you uh...stay before you have to leave? Maybe I can get Sera to uh...let us be together..." Kissing him back, you smiled with the feeling of happiness in your stomach.

"Of course, I'll see what Lucifer can do too"

[ihaventsleptinweekz]

I should write an alastor fic where he dies in the fight against Adam then has that mental breakdown in front of this man

Like its the exact same mental breakdown where he raves about the ridiculousness of HIM dying for his friends except he genuinely was doing it altruistically and by some miracle got into heaven and is now shitting himself thinking about how Vox is probably laughing is ass off at him rn

Meanwhile like two feet away this twink is shaking, terrified, and frantically hissing "SERA???? SERAAA?? I NEED YOU HERE RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW. SERA??!??!??"

[ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch]

Adam:IM

Lute:okay, settle down

Adam:IM

Lute:take it easy

Adam:IM

Lute:WHAT THE SCALLOP?!

Adam:IM A GOOFY GOOBER

Has anyone done this yet?

[voxisdaddy]

Could use a little motivation to actually finish my fics and share em so I’m sharing what I’m currently working on right now lolol

They’re mainly Vox x Reader bc I love him :3 Other Hazbin characters occasionally though (not a lot, sorry!!)

Some Hazbin/Vox x Reader fics/headcanons I have in the works:

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Vox x Reader: PLATONIC/FAMILIAL ✅

In which Vox has his own ‘Nifty’

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Vox x Hellborn! Reader: Angst(ish)??

In which Vox will never age, but reader will

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Ex! Vox x Reader: Angst

In which Vox hopes - pleads - that you’re not in love with someone else

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Vox x Reader: Angst

In which Reader is redeemed and does not remember their husband; Vox

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Vox x Reader x Alastor: Angst

In which Reader slowly loses Vox. “Why does he hate her more than he loves me?” - Octavia (Helluva Boss)

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Vox x Reader: Angst/Fluff

In which Vox realizes how terrible his communication skills are.

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Vox/Valentino/Alastor/Lucifer/Husk x Reader (seperate): Fluff/Fun

In which you make food for your beloved for the first time and it tastes horrible.

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Vox x Yandere!Reader: Smutty

In which Reader rides him and milks him dry bc their Voxxy was talking to another woman :c

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Lucifer x FallenAngel!Reader: Angst

In which Reader feels like a rebound due to Lucifer’s unwavering loyalty to Lilith.

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Husk x Reader: Fluff

In which Husk gets the zoomies.

𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𐙚 ࣪ ⭒ Saint Peter x Sinner!Reader: Fluff maybe? 🤷‍♀️

In which Peter has a ‘love at first sight’ thing.

God damn why did I have to start so much and have so much more planned 😭😭😭 I mean I’m excited but also GEEZ

I’ll try to get them all out as soon as I can 🫶🏼

Theirs no particular order on what’s gonna get published so sorry it’s kind of unpredictable 😭😭😭

[voxtechemployee]

Alastor, Lucifer, Vox, Saint Peter c*ckwarming headcanons?

absolutely !! loooooove it !! also, no need to censor the requests. i am indeed an adult, and minors shouldn't be on this blog haha -- also, i tried to make it as gender-neutral as possible (:

☄. *. ⋆ ALASTOR ☄ this is a fairly regular occurrence with alastor - he'll sit down and read or review notes for his broadcast often, sometimes for a few hours at a time, so when you want to have sex but he's busy, that's a happy medium; plus it serves as extended foreplay! ☄ "oh, don't whine, dear," he'd say as he turns another page in the novel he holds, "i have another thirty-two pages of this chapter. behave, and you'll get what you want after this." ༊*·˚ LUCIFER ༊ his favorite time for cockwarming is in the early hours of the morning, when it's too early to be awake ༊ he'll wake you up with kisses along your neck and shoulders, slotting his cock against the cleft of your ass ༊ you'll both make such quiet, almost dazed noises as he adjusts his cock to slip against you from behind, wetting your entrance with the head of his cock ༊ and then slowly but surely, he'll slide home and wrap his arm around your waist firmly - you're not going anywhere, but honestly, you don't want to ༊ chances are, you'll both fall back asleep until a more acceptable hour to wake up (and once you do wake up, you'll have plenty of fun) : ̗̀➛ VOX ➛ another character that this happens often with - vox is a busy man with very little downtime between meetings ➛ which means he often brings you to the meetings, making sure you're sitting right on his lap and impaled on his cock in front of a dozen or so voxtech employees ➛ he expects you to not make any noise and to hold it together, which is difficult because when his hands are below the table, there's definitely at least one of them playing with your anatomy ➛ the second the room clears out? he's folding you over the table and fucking you absolutely stupid to reward your good behavior ➛ and if you were a brat? scratch fucking you after the meeting; he's slamming you right down onto the table in the middle of the meeting and fucking you... absolutely stupid LMAO

༉‧₊˚. SAINT PETER ₊˚. you're definitely the one who even told peter about cockwarming in the first place, and he... really likes it a lot ₊˚. it toes the line between sex and just intimacy, especially if you're laying in bed - both of you are a mess of tangled limbs and his cock is inside of you ₊˚. though a few clenches from your body and playful words and he's probably going to give in to having sex - as long as you two can keep cockwarming after the fact as well ₊˚. he loves how close you can get to him when he's inside of you (or you're inside of him)

[chibiuniverse2000]

Aw nuts…I done made a Coraline au for Hazbin hotel. Welp might as well leave this here🤷🏾‍♀️

I couldn’t help myself after rewatching the movie and rereading the story recently.

Radioapple as the parents

Sir pentious is an inventor instead of a circus guy

Angel and nifty are miss spink and forcible

Vaggie as wybie

Emily, saint peter, and lute are the ghosts children

Husk is the cat cuz honestly do I have to explain?

Bonus “Other Papa” Alastor:

[karinae]

[reimbright]

Peter

Peter looks like cotton candy. However, he seems overly excited and a bit narcissistic

[pray4byron]

Taking advantage of the fact that my man Saint Peter is a requestable character now so—

If it’s not too much to ask, could I get some (wholesome) first time headcanons with Saint Peter?

Like first time we held hands, first kiss, first I love you, first moment he realized he’s crushing on reader, ect stuff like that! Ik it’s a lot, I’m so sorry 😭😭 even just doing two is fine I swear I’m just craving some Peter content 💕

𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞(𝐬) 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

a/n: OMG CHITO YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME 😭😭 while reading this i thought it was gonna be a smut request and i don’t write smut so i got so scared. but yeah, ofc!! enjoy !!

warnings: use of yn

proofread: nope LOL

tags: saint peter, hazbin hotel, fanfic, x reader

𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬

“hi, welcome to heaven! can i get your name please?” a grinning blonde asked you, slicking back his hair, a book in his hands.

“oh, yn.” you smiled back at him, so calmly, which contrasted to how his stomach was feeling right now. you seemed so cool.

“oh! uh, yeah, ok!” peter replied, whistling as he scrolled through the pages of his list, “ah! here ya are, r-right this way.” peter smiled, leading you to the gates, before sighing right as you were out of sight. you were really pretty.

𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬

over the course of your time in heaven, you and the saint had grown significantly closer, which eventually resulted in a first date after a few months.

you had suggested an ice skating date, which was fitting, due to heaven growing a more wintery vibe due to christmas being mere weeks away. but saint peter couldn’t help but (silently) disagree, he had no idea how to ice skate, and even worse, he told you he was amazing at it!

the day came sooner than peter would’ve liked it too, you both met up with eachother at the rink, by the time he got on the ice, you would already there.

peter went to approach you, before fumbling across the ice as he attempted to skate before bashing his face into the glass wall, looking at you with an embarrassed grin.

“here..” you say, taking his hand, “i’ll teach you!”

𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬

the night of your first date came to an end sooner than peter would’ve liked it too, despite the rough start on his side, he walked you home, dropping you off at your door, the sky a bright pink-yellow from the sun setting just below them, the night sky would be arising any time now for earth.

“thanks pete, tonight was really fun.” you smiled, standing just infront of your door, “it was no biggie, hehe. t-totally fun!” peter said, going to walk off, before you reached for his wrist, pulling him closer to you.

your lips were inches apart, you could feel his hot breath fan your face, you grabbed him by the neck and pulled him into a kiss. peter’s eyes snapped shut tightly, as he rested his hands on your shoulders, his lips were so soft, so heavenly.

you both pulled apart in sync moments after, peter chuckled breathily, pressing his forehead against yours, “does this mean i could maybe steal you for another date next weekend?”

i do not permit for my work to be reposted, translated, or stolen. all rights go to signedmio. characters are not mine, unless stated, and belong to their rightful creators.

[yrination]

Made this rare pair by accident w/ a friend I'm so normal abt them...

[datshitrandom]

welcome to heaven, oh-oh! check out our sick décor, the spirits leaven, oh! please keep your rimstone off the floor we've got the best and brightest, the politest of the lot and everyone is hooooot ⁽⁽٩(⸝⸝��ᴗᵕ⸝⸝)و ₎₎ ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ !!

[freakycircus275]

*taking picture*

[mintaikcorpse]

Adam: "You'll have to go to Hell, where the demons.will FUCK you!"

St. Peter:

Sera: 😐

Sera: "And they make you shave your head!"

St. Peter: "BUT MY HAIR DEFINES ME-"

[multi-fandom-imagine]

Since I'm not the most patient of people, I'm just gonna send a few of my 'Saint Peter as a parent' ideas. :)

I see him having a daughter, a mini female version of himself, pretty blond hair and baby blue eyes, but with her mother's wing color. Speaking of her mother, she's a redeemed sinner, so I hc her wings being darker than a normal Angel's because of sinner origin! So baby girl is all pastel colors except for her wings.!

Name wise... I'm not sure. Aria or Sophia sounds like a pretty name to me though! Your opinion?

Other things I like to mention is Saint Peter likes to take her with him to work if her mother was busy. she usually sits beside him drawing in her coloring books, but if a new angel appears, she joins her dad in greeting them with a loud "Hiya! Welcome to heaven!".

A/n: I am very sorry this took me so long. I think Sophia is pretty name.

You never thought about bring redeemed, it didn't even cross your mind that something like that could ever work but you were grateful that it did because if you were never redeemed then you wouldn't have met your soul mate, you wouldn't have had your daughter that you loved more than anything.

Making your way towards your daughter, the little girl smiled as she rushed over to you. "Mommy!" Little blonde curls bouncing with each step she took, she was the splitting image of Peter minus her eyes, she had your eyes.

"Yes darlin?"

"Papa said I can help him today? So can I." Her little wings flapping just enough to lift her a little off the ground.

Glancing over at your husband, you ruffled your daughter's hair giving Peter a grateful smile. "Of course you can sweetie."

Beaming up at you, she gave you a hug then bounced over to her father.

Giving you a small wink, Saint Peter lifted his daughter into his arms. "Enjoy your rest love...we'll have fun today."

Sticking her tongue out, Sophia ignored most of what her father did as she was to focused on her coloring book though the moment a redeemed sinner popped up the little girls eyes went wide, a bright smile on her face.

"WELCOME TO HEAVEN!"