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It's my 4 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

I DONT GAF I DONT EVEN USE TUMBLER WHY WON’T THE X BUTTON WORK HELP ME

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Meemaw got into the sauce cabinet again.

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Totally didn’t go 12:45 (TWO MINUTES AND 45 SECONDS!!!) over my maximum time limit only to still place second in a round!!!

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If schizophrenia is genetic than I’m so cooked. Isn’t that right, my best friend all seeing angel Stheureal?

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My father sneezed his teeth out at a random couple in the Walmart parking lot than rode away on the grocery cart into the sunset giggling like a maniac.

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“I wake up sometimes to the horrifying images of heads of state, friends of mine, who died violent deaths because they refused to betray their people. Like Shakespeare’s Lady Macbeth, I try to scrub the blood from my hands. But the blood is merely a symptom.” HOLY SHIT THIS SPEECH IS GONNA GO SO INCREDIBLY HARD

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Upon further consideration it seems Abby Lee Miller is TECHNICALLY not “rich” but I’d still like to have her in my lasagna, however for legal reasons I do NOT wish harm upon her.

If I could eat the rich, I’d have Abby Lee Miller bits in my lasagna. Whenever I look at her I see my lasagna in my mind. She just looks like the type to be have ground bits of her flesh in lasagna and nobody can tell me I’m wrong.

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If I could eat the rich, I’d have Abby Lee Miller bits in my lasagna. Whenever I look at her I see my lasagna in my mind. She just looks like the type to be have ground bits of her flesh in lasagna and nobody can tell me I’m wrong.

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I sometimes like to chew up playing cards into a papery mush, the red ones are my favorite. I don’t like how normal paper tastes but playing card paper is sooo yummers

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Do you think Martha Washington ever got splinters on her cooter? Cus of the wooden teeth George had when went down on her.

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Fnaf songs and juice boxes while on the bus to a debate tournament. I’m a fucken nerd

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Hot take, but people who claim they “have autism” are probably all really just OH GOD HELP IT BURNS MY SKIN IS FALLING OFF IN GELATINOUS CHUNKS PUSS IS RUNNING DOWN MY ARMS AND LEGS THERE’S SO MUCH BLOOD

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Sometimes you find an old relic of one of your past social media account and it makes you want to shoot yourself. That’s just part of life.

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I just slapped myself with a handful of Mayo and my face feels better than ever before.

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It is currently 3 am and I cannot sleep help. Me.

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Cooking level +1

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One thing I can’t make is humor