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NEW JOEY DREW DESİNG YAY

He has light blonde hair now!

He has pretty pale skin.

His hair is usually slicked back.

Boysenberry three buttons double breasted vest. He has a Bendy pin and a white silk handkerchief with golden “J.D.” letters in it’s pocket.

Black shirt with unbuttoned collar becouse yes

Boysenberry pants becouse c o l o r s

Emerald green eyes.

At least 2-3 rings [colors are mostly golden, silver or emerald green) on each hands.

Black jacket- mostly on shoulders.

Golden walking stick, the top is Bendy’s head shape.

He has a mustache

Boysenberry gloves

You can draw him just tag me!

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I’m unblocking everyone ı have blocked. I’m so sorry. Curse me, swear, do all bad things. I deserve it. I’m a mess. When ı look in the mirror, ı see nothing but a mess. Always ready to cry. I’m so sorry. I don’t deserve to live. I’m too scared to end my own life. Who will end it for me then? Who?

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Joey Drew is set to "Low" and "Oh fuck oh god stop", these are my settings

Joey Drew

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Current mood: Henry still doesn’t wants go on a killing spree with you

anyway…

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Help me?

my aunt is acting weird lately... she randomly tells stuff about my grandfather, dead family members and asks if ı agree with her even if she didn’t talked to me at all- my cousins are scared of her. They want me to do something but ı can’t talk to her about it,,, ı’m scared to,,

please help me?

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Joey: "HENRY, SHOULD I CLEAN MY SHOVEL?"

Henry: "Well, I don't think it'll fit in the dishwasher."

Joey:

Joey: "You think you're funny?"

Henry: "No."

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Joey: HENRY, WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY TACTİCAL SHOVEL?

Henry, from outside: BECKY!

Joey: BECKY? GREAT!

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Joey: HENRY??

Henry, from Outside: Yeah?

Joey: There's a Mad Lib!

Henry: Great!

Joey: Do you have a pen?

Henry: You don't know where the pens are?

Joey: Where are the pens?

Henry: In the pen basket!

Joey:

Joey: "iN tHe pEn BaSkEt"

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I will probably finish this bowl and maybe get another bowl becouse I hate myself and not becouse ı like the way it tastes.

Henry eating Bacon Soup.

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Joey, showing Grant Sour Patch Kids Cereal: So, this is the new “Sour Patch Kids Cereal”

Joey: You can’t buy this in normal stores. Nowhere in America, you cannot find this. I got this from the brand’s own store. Whatever the brand is-

Joey, looking at the brand: Is this the guy who didn’t wanted you to masturbate?

Grant: Wha-

Joey, to Henry: WAS İT KELLOGG OR POST THAT DİDN’T WANTED YOU TO MASTUR-

Henry, outside of the room: KELLOGG

Joey: Kellogg? Ok so, Post loves masturbation but this has nothing to do with the cereal-

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pls

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

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ask game!

how cursed did you think I was when you first followed me vs. how cursed do you think I am now?

scale: 1-10

1=sweet cinnamon roll who doesn’t know what cursed is 10=I didn’t know you bloody had that in you, you cursed gremlin; your crimes scar my eyes every hour of every day 

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So anyways

Y’all know any Joey Drew x Henry Stein fics in AO3? 

AND can yall send some ideas so I can write one too?

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For some reason my vent art always involves a cage 

Weird

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Sooo,,, are we gonna talk about how some Batim Chapter 5 theories are better then Chapter 5?

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AfterLife Studios AU accepts asks lol

Ask characters or me 

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The biggest wasted potential in Bendy And The İnk Machine?