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What’s the craziest thing that you’ve ever done?

I dunno... Maybe when I tried to stay on a Dragonfly ship while it was leaving port cause I wasn't done with the experiments I was doing on the engine. Or maybe when I tried to make a homunculus out of a gun. Or when I tried to prank Oto by hiding a bunch of magic mouth-ed rocks n stuff in his office that all triggered in a domino by him coming in and then by the last one going off. Or when I almost blew up Roy. Or when I stole a miniature giant space hamster from a Mechanisian Quadroplex ship so it'd come back and I could stare at it more. Or when–

-Dani 💣

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Hey! We’ve been busy working on a busted up spelljammer that came into port and I kept forgetting this blog exists. Dani’s just been obsessing over the spelljammer (don’t tell Oto but I think she might actually be breaking more stuff just so it stays longer) and Roy’s trying to woo one of the deckhands instead of doing work, which means I have to work double time so it actually looks like we’re doing our jobs.

I’ll try to answer more questions soon and I’ll try to get the others to answer some too. Don’t worry, we’re all still alive and we’re not going anywhere!

-Egan 🔨

(hello this is mod N’s way of saying “I’m gonna try to keep up more with this, I’ve just been bombarded by the Tasks and the Events and I do in fact keep forgetting abt this blog but hopefully I think I’ll be less busy soon! -N <3)

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How do y'all feel about gay people

Like people being happy? Good for them that can be hard around here. I try to keep it gay as much as possible it’s important to try to have a good attitude -Roy 🔥

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at least she can build things that actually work… -🔨

Any of y'all got any stupid stories about each other? - 🐇

Dani almost blew her hand off trying to do a “live demonstration” of a bomb prototype for Oto. I don’t know how she was expecting that would end but it’s honestly a miracle she still has all her fingers. -Egan 🔨

For the record the bomb worked really frickin well so I count it as a success -Dani 💣

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Kinda dark question but is there a graveyard in in the heap, and if so are there any death rituals?

Sir this is a scrap yard…

-Egan 🔨

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Any of y'all got any stupid stories about each other? - 🐇

Dani almost blew her hand off trying to do a “live demonstration” of a bomb prototype for Oto. I don’t know how she was expecting that would end but it’s honestly a miracle she still has all her fingers. -Egan 🔨

For the record the bomb worked really frickin well so I count it as a success -Dani 💣

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Sometimes I think about the fact that I have a job…

Fuckin crazy man

-Roy 🔥

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I’m very confused but plug saw this thing and pounced at it

-Dani 💣

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Roy, what are your thoughts on everyone thinking you're dating a hot drow lady by the name of Cressida? 🎤

Also I just need to know, how did you respond to Egan asking about it like a month back?

WHO TF IS CRESSIDA??? 😭 I mean I wouldn’t be against that but I have no idea who this is, I think you’re getting me mixed up with a difference Roy maybe? I dunno man

And I felt confused. Which I still am now. Because no one ever tells me what’s going on.

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Question for all three of you, have you ever had to stop and assassination attempt on oto

Well we were gonna say no, but Mandy just said "yes" from the other side of the room and I can't tell whether they're just fucking with us or not

-Egan 🔨

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Magic anons a bucket if water onto Dani’s head

💦SPLURTLE-PURFLITBEH-PTEHBLLEF💦💦

What the fuck anon?!?!?!

-Dani💣

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Dani, what you do if Plug had Kittens?

Oh gods how would that even happen?? Well if he finds some nice girl robot cat on the streets I’m proud of him and I’ll do my best as a new robot cat grandma…

-Dani 💣

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Who tf is cressida?

-Roy 🔥

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Hey Roy, why do you have such a kissable face? Like seriously, how are you so damn pretty?

Maybe if you come and try it out you can get some answers for yourself 😉 -Roy🔥

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Mandy do you like MCR

you mean mar? idk what mcr is but i’m pretty into my alchemical romance if that’s what you mean -mandy⚔️

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Stares at you with my autistic eyes

Stares back at you👁️ 👁️

Also I dunno what autistic means what does that mean? - Dani 💣

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Hi Mandy :)

oh gods what’d i fuckin agree to?

hey or whatever. you want me to do job or something? do some tricks? what do you want?

-mandy⚔️