the-jesterhaj

[the-jesterhaj]

Of course. I'll see you!

> they disappear into a thin cloud of pink fog

> You hear an echoing inside your mind

Hello Jester, I've put up an illusion of you standing still, would you like to talk? negotiate perhaps?

- @blodhaj

> the jester's fins perk up.

Blodhaj? Get the hell out of my brain!

> they then stop and consider

Can you get me out of here? If not, then we have nothing to talk about.

[the-jesterhaj]

> they smile

Pleasure doing business with you, GHKM.

> they hand the book to the shadowy figure

> You hear an echoing inside your mind

Hello Jester, I've put up an illusion of you standing still, would you like to talk? negotiate perhaps?

- @blodhaj

> the jester's fins perk up.

Blodhaj? Get the hell out of my brain!

> they then stop and consider

Can you get me out of here? If not, then we have nothing to talk about.

[the-jesterhaj]

> they squint their eyes for a moment but go inside. A large, thick book is forming from pink and blue fog in their hand/fin

> You hear an echoing inside your mind

Hello Jester, I've put up an illusion of you standing still, would you like to talk? negotiate perhaps?

- @blodhaj

> the jester's fins perk up.

Blodhaj? Get the hell out of my brain!

> they then stop and consider

Can you get me out of here? If not, then we have nothing to talk about.

[the-jesterhaj]

We have a deal.

> they smile, their sharp teeth reflecting a light that isn't there

> You hear an echoing inside your mind

Hello Jester, I've put up an illusion of you standing still, would you like to talk? negotiate perhaps?

- @blodhaj

> the jester's fins perk up.

Blodhaj? Get the hell out of my brain!

> they then stop and consider

Can you get me out of here? If not, then we have nothing to talk about.

[the-jesterhaj]

Huh. And does the sacrifice still count if I use a soul from a destroyed world? Just the soul, they don't really have bodies anymore

> they chuckle

> You hear an echoing inside your mind

Hello Jester, I've put up an illusion of you standing still, would you like to talk? negotiate perhaps?

- @blodhaj

> the jester's fins perk up.

Blodhaj? Get the hell out of my brain!

> they then stop and consider

Can you get me out of here? If not, then we have nothing to talk about.

[the-jesterhaj]

Odd..

> they think for a moment

I can give you access to information about hypno magic, and even full brainwashing.

> You hear an echoing inside your mind

Hello Jester, I've put up an illusion of you standing still, would you like to talk? negotiate perhaps?

- @blodhaj

> the jester's fins perk up.

Blodhaj? Get the hell out of my brain!

> they then stop and consider

Can you get me out of here? If not, then we have nothing to talk about.

[the-jesterhaj]

Hm, I guess that's a pretty cool name. My real name is..

> they sigh

Vivian Noxius. Given to me by [REDACTED]

> You hear an echoing inside your mind

Hello Jester, I've put up an illusion of you standing still, would you like to talk? negotiate perhaps?

- @blodhaj

> the jester's fins perk up.

Blodhaj? Get the hell out of my brain!

> they then stop and consider

Can you get me out of here? If not, then we have nothing to talk about.

[the-jesterhaj]

Alright, you go first then.

> You hear an echoing inside your mind

Hello Jester, I've put up an illusion of you standing still, would you like to talk? negotiate perhaps?

- @blodhaj

> the jester's fins perk up.

Blodhaj? Get the hell out of my brain!

> they then stop and consider

Can you get me out of here? If not, then we have nothing to talk about.

[the-jesterhaj]

...and why do you want to know my real name? It's doesn't really get used. I'm just Jesterhaj for most.

> You hear an echoing inside your mind

Hello Jester, I've put up an illusion of you standing still, would you like to talk? negotiate perhaps?

- @blodhaj

> the jester's fins perk up.

Blodhaj? Get the hell out of my brain!

> they then stop and consider

Can you get me out of here? If not, then we have nothing to talk about.

[the-jesterhaj]

> this seems to slightly anger the shark

Why, you some kind of fae? There's no way you're getting my real name.

> You hear an echoing inside your mind

Hello Jester, I've put up an illusion of you standing still, would you like to talk? negotiate perhaps?

- @blodhaj

> the jester's fins perk up.

Blodhaj? Get the hell out of my brain!

> they then stop and consider

Can you get me out of here? If not, then we have nothing to talk about.

[the-jesterhaj]

> You hear an echoing inside your mind

Hello Jester, I've put up an illusion of you standing still, would you like to talk? negotiate perhaps?

- @blodhaj

> the jester's fins perk up.

Blodhaj? Get the hell out of my brain!

> they then stop and consider

Can you get me out of here? If not, then we have nothing to talk about.

[the-jesterhaj]

your honour my client would like to plead silly goose

[the-jesterhaj]

[OOC]

who's got the Blahaj blast list?

I wonder what happens if I try the notes game

10000 notes and I come out to my Christian grandparents

[the-jesterhaj]

[the-jesterhaj]

@the-jesterhaj ?

(this is the mod submitting them ^^)

[the-jesterhaj]

Once again, we see why organized religion suck