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(or, why Shen Wei didn’t try to explain everything beforehand and just waited for the big time-travel flashback to sort it all out)

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白宇: The Awooing King of the Zombies

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I mentioned that I was tempted to make a compilation of all of Bai Yu's monster noises after watching the sixth case of The Truth 3. Two people said I should and that was all the encouragement I needed to create this monstrosity. Video editing is my passion.mp4

The premise of these episodes is that the gang are all trying to become actors and the director they are trying to work with has a bunch of other actors practicing being zombies in an abandoned factory. The gang audition with their best plants vs zombies impersonations (hence the pogo stick) but then discover that there is an actual illness spreading that results in zombie-like behaviour. Bai Yu and Dilraba are bitten but the illness takes time to take effect so the growling and awooing is very much for the fun of it up until Bai Yu, self proclaimed king of the zombies, leads his hord (including a now infected Zhou Keyu due to an earlier betrayal by Zhang Linghe) through a wall to harrass Liu Yuning, Jin Jing and Zhang Linghe while they are trying to collect ingredients to make an antidote. (Dilraba has disappeared for unclear reasons other work commitments with Bai Yu making up various stories that all make ZKY look bad). Handily, while they've been separated the non-infected have discovered that if they use bubble machines to blow suppressants at the zombies then this temporarily subdues them. While Bai Yu is very much enjoying annoying his friends in the lab while they wait for the cure, he is also eager to be able to stop having to chase them soon. So despite what Liu Yuning forcing him to drink the antidote may imply, he really wasn't resisting at that point. They were cured but never let that stop Bai Yu making some more awoo's along the way to concluding the investigation. The final awoo is his reaction to the results and hopefully the last Liu Yuning ever has to hear.

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Dobra, daj tę listę nieoczywistych przyczyn upadku powstania

Proszę Państwa! Oto nieoficjalna i bardzo subiektywna lista hermetycznych insajd dżołków przyczyn upadku powstania listopadowego, o których nie uczono was w szkole, a które objawiły przede mną lata spędzone na czytaniu wikipedii oraz pamiętników z epoki:

1. W grudniu 1830 niestety nikt nie wziął na poważnie całkowicie poważnej propozycji w.k. Konstantego, żeby napisać do cara, że właściwie to nie ma żadnego powstania, pfffff, podłe plotki, w warszawie spokój, a co tam u ciebie braciszku? xoxo Konstanty

1.2 Nikt też niestety nie wpadł na to, na co wpadł Konstanty w Nocy listopadowej Wyspiańskiego :/ *

2. 29 listopada, aby dać sygnał do rozpoczęcia powstania, oprócz osławionego browara na Solcu podpalono również kręgielnię w okolicach Łazienek. Też bym się nie chciała przyłączyć do powstańców, jakby mi już na starcie podpalili browar i kręgielnię.

3. Mój ulubiony szef sztabu rosyjskiego K.W. von Toll zwany przeze mnie Rekinkiem no wyguglajcie go jaki jest kjut co prawda popisowo wnerwiał Dybicza, utrudniając mu kierowanie kampanią, ale po śmierci Dybicza z Paskiewiczem dogadywał się już jakoś odrobinkę lepiej i jemu za bardzo nie przeszkadzał. I nawet pozwolił nazwać wymyślony przez siebie trik na pokonanie Polakuf "manewrem Paskiewicza". Rekinku jak mogłeś :((

4. Iwan Paskiewicz podczas oblężenia Warszawy oberwał kulą w rękę zamiast w gupi ryj, w efekcie czego resztą nawalanki kierowały ze strony rosyjskiej osoby bardziej kompetentne od niego.

5. Jak Joachim Lelewel pobił się na posiedzeniu rządu z Adamem Jerzym Czartoryskim to niewystarczająco mocno mu przyłożył.**

Honourable mention #1: Paweł Jerzmanowski, jakkolwiek zarąbiaszczym szwoleżerem za czasów napoleońskich by nie był, niezbyt umiał organizować przemyt broni :(

Honourable mention #2: "MOSKALE RŻNĄ NASZYCH W ŁAZIENKACH" to strasznie głupia rzecz do skandowania w nocy.

*tzn. na obranie Konstantego krulem powstaniującej Polski

** Nie znoszę AJC, więc mam święte prawo obwiniać go o wszystko. Jakby mu Lelewel mocniej dał po gębie, to powstanie tylko by na tym skorzystało, fight me

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Something something vampires have no reflection so he can't even try to see his brother's face anymore when he looks into the mirror

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Women of Sinners - Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

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Having one-sided beef with one specific character is so funny. Like I can see a million characters who do terrible things and be like “whatever.” But then there’s one specific motherfucker who pissed me off so bad that I’d run them over at a red light if given the chance.

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Nothing is funnier to me than ppl with rly wild jobs still just being people and having long tired mornings like everyone else. Just heard a doctor in the lab say “I have to go do some cloning” with the same level of enthusiasm I use to say I’m gonna do the dishes.

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my pretty princess 💗💗 and kmicic i guess JK I LOVE THEM BOTH<3

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meanwhile max verstappen made a deal with the devil when he was like 25 that ensured he will enjoy great success but at the cost of being trapped forever by the Great British Cunt Beast wherein he cuts one head off and another two immediately spawn like oi mate u cant bloody do that

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I just saw a comment saying that authors who get 300 hits and only six kudos would assume 294 people didn't like their story, and it prompted me to make this poll to get an indication of whether that was an accurate line of reasoning or not.

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Sleepy cats 2/?

Been rereading way too many fic of Guardian recently and because I drew ShenYi sleeping with Xiaoxuan and I thought that I could also draw Zhao Yunlan and Daqing sleeping

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You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

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90% of period cdrama plots would not exist if China had the topography of Kansas.

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I love how algorithms work in this day and age - I haven't seen a single post or article excited about the new HP series but I have seen an army of "don't you dare watch it, don't you dare enjoy it, don't give her your money" posts which, while understandable, are also hilariously the only promotion of this show that I've encountered.

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Wanna spiral into insanity together? (Flirting)

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new Andromaquynh divorce proceedings just dropped