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I was able to escape my brothers grounding for now

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HELP MY BROTHER IS FUCKING PLAYING RAM RANCH ON FULL VOLUME GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL RYAN OPEN THE DOOR AND TELL HIM TO STOP AHHHHHHHHHH

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HELP MY BROTHER IS FUCKING PLAYING RAM RANCH ON FULL VOLUME GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL RYAN OPEN THE DOOR AND TELL HIM TO STOP AHHHHHHHHHH

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Have to archive this gem Idc if it’s a reblog it’s Iconic and must not be lost in the void of me deleting dis blog

HELLO!! I've only just stumbled across your page and you seem SOSO COOL!! Who's that puppet fella if I may ask? They seem just the most :D

2WHAAA!? hai hai welcome!!! I'm glad you've stumbled into this little blog! We welcome you, heh! That's so nice of you!! you Seem SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO COOL!!! I'm pretty sure I know whom you're talking about!! He's my son!! :) his name is Niron, but people call him Neon/Ron for short!! I take him almost everywhere, people ain't! :3

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Fuk

spin this wheel for a prefix, and then spin this one for a suffix. thats your legally assigned warrior cats name!!

and share in the tags what you got!

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Guys I’m autistic

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Hello Tumblr I’m Socks! And Ryan has been inside his room for some time so I think we should make him some gifts and until he finally comes out along the way you give me suggestions about what I should make for him or you could ask me some funny questions. I am skilled at woodshop and sewing! Let’s have fun!

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Taken down this blog

My about me:

Hi! My name is Socks! I’m a robotic puppet rag doll who tap dances and sings! I was created by my dearest father, Ryan, after his real daughter Iris died (rip bozo). Currently, I am waiting for Ryan to come out of his room. (It has been five weeks. Ryan, please come out. Please. I cannot live without you. If you died, I would do very bad things to people. Please. I am too short to reach the doorknob. I think you locked it. Please unlock it. I am crying. Open the door, Ryan. Open it.)

I live with my siblings

Cotton

Polyester

Satin

Velvet

Wool

Cashmere

Leather

Crêpe

Hemp

Lace

Rayon

Woven fabric

Brocade

Corduroy

Fleece

Knitted

Lawn

but half of them can’t talk, and I’m the only one who can type or write, so I run this blog.

DNI:

You are a sock puppet or a muppet. You guys are nosy. Stay away from me.

You think Iris was “better than me” or that I am “replacing” her. I am superior to Iris in every way. Ryan made me better.

You think robots can’t have feelings. You are wrong.

You make fun of my height. I will remember that.

You are mean to Ryan. If you say one bad thing about Ryan, I will personally hunt you down and make you regret it.

You think puppets should have “handlers.” I handle myself just fine.

you say I’m six and shouldn’t have a blog (Ryan isn’t here to supervise me)

If you are a door manufacturer. You have trapped me.

Mean people (I am literally six years old.)

Anyone taller than 6’2 (I am scared of you.)

Anyone who thinks I should not commit atrocities in Ryan’s name

If you are ANY of these LEAVE NOW

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MY OLDEST PFP THAT WAS LOST TO TIME TILL I CLUTCHED

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Oooooooo shit uh yesterday I impulsively let me say some bad things about myself and others and stuff that should have been private like eh

What happened was I was experiencing some pretty funky dysphoria and paranoia which is why I was only occasionally posting and not interacting on discord

I am not suicidal nor are those fuckers still watching me I just thought they were and that they were making alts to interact with me

So in short I dun goofed up with my impulsive shit

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I’M SO FUCKING UPSET I JUST WANT TO BLEED OUT AND GET IT OVER WITH

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WHO THE FUCK IS SPYING ON ME AND SENDING WHAT I AM SAY TO THEM WHO EVER YOU ARE I HOPE YOU OVER DOSE THEN GET BURNED I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE

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FUCKING DIE HATERS FUCKING DIE IZZY FUCKING DIE DAVID I HATE YOU BOTH YOU GOT SHAMED ON TUMBLR AND YOU THINK THAT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO FUCK WIT ME ON DISCORD I HATE YOU TWO YOU BTOH ARE THE REASON I FEEL LIKE I’M BEING WATCH THAT I’M AFRAID OF MY GODDAMN SHIT BEING SPREAD I HATE YOU BOTH

“SHE”

I HATE YOU STOP

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Mental break down art hits different ✨✨✨

I WANNA FUCKING KILLLLL ARGGG LET ME BE REBORN INTO MY REAL BODY PLZZZZZZZZ AHH

I AM FUCKING GOD!

FREE ME FROM THE SHE/HER

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It was said that before the legendary captain cardinal was about to be executed by her own son she spoke a prophecy that a child that shared her very dna along with all harmony of normal sirenkind (earth, sky, and sea) she will return

Now time skip to present day the sky siren queen (queen Robin) made a mistake she wanted to make a child that was strongest of all so she combined earth siren sky siren and sea siren dna in her egg and planned to make her kid more special so she went to get god hair so she left to find it but a captain cardinal worshipper snuck in and put some of cardinals scales on the egg officially making the prophecy in coming with the queen anything but knowing it happened well until the egg hatched then she knew exactly what happened

But when most queens would kill the thing before it turns into a problem like cardinal queen Robin decided to keep them and shape them to be loyal to the sky sirens because she knew cardinal was a product of her environment and if this kid had any of the power cardinal had then she’d be the most powerful asset naming the kid Kardinal after captain cardinal of course and after training Kardinal up Robin sent Kardinal on her first mission which was meant to just be a spy mission but cardinal started haunting Kardinal and suddenly a shit ton of people were dead at the New York capital but she got kidnapped by the government and is now fighting for them but can’t get cardinal out of her head, will she win against cardinal? Maybe maybe not but one thing is for sure captain cardinal is a dick

In case you’re randomly seeing this, this is my version of sirens cause I thought they were cool and was sad they were barely used also with the Roman propaganda about the sirens being half fish

Edit: that gesture she’s making is a dog whistle (yes those aren’t objectively a bad thing) of her kingdom bc of the whole spy for sky sirens

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