HOLY SHIT THERE SHE IS
nothing on this green earth could stop me from naming this pink striped oakworm moth cheeto | talalovesyou on ig
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when rest and "lazy days" stop being optional, you eventually stop enjoying it. i don't even know how to relax anymore. there's barely any relaxation in rest for me, it's all forced by a sick body.
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Honestly, society has lost something big when they started putting ads on “Never Gonna Give You Up”. It used to be you clicked a link, and you heard that synth music and you just groaned. Nowadays, you see a link, go, “that might be Rick Astley”, then you click it, Youtube plays an ad for dog food and you see below that is indeed Rick Astley. You go, “ah, yes, that was indeed a link to that music video. Do I feel like watching the video today or not? Probably not, but I have the entire ad time to decide”. It’s essentially a global “do you really want to get Rickrolled?” filter.
This is really one of the best and most important reasons for using an adblocker: So you can get the proper rickroll experience. Here are some good ones for your platform.
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Easter bunnies (aka chabbits, skvaders, or boultry) are GMO designer pets turned practical livestock from Runaway to the Stars. Each breed has a distinct egg color! They are popular choice for small spacer colonies, since they’re quiet and produce eggs and meat on a completely vegetarian diet.
PATREON | STORE | Runaway to the Stars
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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest
Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind
Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone
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everyone clap and cheer the oxford english dictionary has added the word FISHIFIED: ‘turned into a fish; made fish-like or reminiscent of fish.’ earliest known usage in 1672
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I wish kinky sex ed wasn't so stigmatized even among left-leaning "sex positive" circles. Everyone's all "uwu I'm a sub I'll do anything you ask" okay mommy wants you to read The New Bottoming Book so you learn how to sub without hurting yourself since your sex ed up to this point is porn and your ex boyfriend Jared who liked to choke you incorrectly
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reblogged this once already, but it occurred to me to add: if everyone in your partner's life dislikes/hates/is constantly criticizing you and telling them to leave you, and you have found yourself being isolated from everyone in your life other than the partner and those people, that is also a huge red flag.
if the framing being beaten into your head is 'everyone but me hates you and thinks you're toxic and rancid, but i'll protect you because i'm the only person around who thinks you're not Awful. if it weren't for me sheltering, supporting, and advocating for you, everyone would and will turn on you in a heartbeat,' that is BAD NEWS and you need to get out of there.
If EVERYBODY in your life hates your significant other then they are the problem. If it is one or two people like a family member you have a turbulent relationship with and one friend who’s always been kind of jealous, maybe they just hate your success. But most of the time that is not the case and the people who are closest to you and love you and have had your back for years probably know when your new relationship is toxic and/or doomed.
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where's that quote abt like. being embarrassed abt the thinness of ur life the way ur embarrassed by a threadbare piece of clothing. bc like yeah
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hot take but 'rotting' is a fucking horrible way to refer to people who spend a detrimental amount of time physically inactive due to mental illness, and it's even worse with the near-universal connotation of 'this is your fault and you need to scrape your shit together. :/'
i'd say would you imagine calling a person who's bedbound due to chronic pain, fatigue, or mobility issues 'rotting,' except that guess fucking what a lot of us ARE confined to bed beyond that baseline because IT'S A STATE OF AFFAIRS THAT WILL WORSEN YOUR DEPRESSION HORRIBLY.
not to mention there are a lot of people who spend all their time physically inactive because they live in an abusive environment and their room is the only (relatively) safe place they have.
(spoiler alert! this post written by someone who is all three. and who has a high chance of fucking dying because of it, because my body is physically deteriorating as a result of being in this situation. it definitely helps my mental state about this to have people call me 'rotting' and imply it's only happening because i'm not putting in the effort to get better, often while saying it in a mocking tone. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃)
and like. there are people who very fucking literally rot in bed, as a result of being in bed, usually as a result of lack of resources or neglect from caretakers or both. this is a thing that happens to people and it is a fucking HORRIFIC way to go, it is absolutely gutwrenching to read about and it's not fucking funny and it's not a fucking silly little selfcare meme.
if you come onto this post with 'omg sorry for not making every single post impossible to misinterpret with your personal experiences in mind 🙄' i will fucking bite you. i will BITE you. STOP IT.
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