the-muppet-chronicles

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Hey, don’t beat up on yourself, it’s hard to follow your DNI when you yourself are on it <3

I have been letting you all violate my DNI for too long! I will henceforth be enforcing my DNI with violence and threats. If I catch any of you Fuckers interacting with my blog against my wishes, I will personally insult and degrade you until you delete your blog and cry

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I don’t really talk about politics much on here, however, if you’re an American please please please go vote. It is so astronomically important that you do so even if you think it’s not going to do anything based on where you live.

Secondly, if when you go to vote you vote for trump, unfollow me.

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I have regained connection to my Joker kintype. Turns out all I had to do was Joker Laugh and Evil Smile in the mirror for four hours in a row. I would have done five but mother begged me to stop

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I will cease sinning immediately

Oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck. I'm kinshifting into Jesus everyone please stop sinning it's making my stigmata hurt

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Omfg, his kins died three days ago and now they’ve risen. He’s a Jesus kin. What is happening

I’m sorry, but did Kermit just awaken a Jesus kin type?

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I’m sorry, but did Kermit just awaken a Jesus kin type?

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KERMIT WENT TO ATHENA TO GET HIS KINS BACK AND NOW SHE'S PUTTING CANDLES AROUND HIM HE MIGHT GET SACRIFICED

what the fuck do you mean kermit went to athena

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A single person has asked me for the archives, so here you go, keep in mind it is FAR from finished. I am chipping away slowly

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One day I will finish archiving the first day of the Kermit's post... one day

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I pray this goes well for you my liege

Athena is putting candles around my body. I am unsure if this is a good idea but I have to try something. Forgive me, Milton

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How goes the archiving?

It is about to begin. I had to finish editing for the season finale of my podcast and so could not dedicate time, so I’ve just been waiting for responses to DMs. I will begin my archiving tonight or tomorrow morning.

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i personally know that at least one person in the saga is real, so thank you for planning to treat them all like they’re real

Of course. I’ve seen some people send god awful things to Milton and I would never want to contribute anything like that. People deserve to be treated with respect and some of the themes have to do with serious issues (religion is the one that comes to mind) and even if these are characters the person behind this probably has a background with those issues and sending hurtful things can make it not fun for the author.

Anyways I’d be interested to know which account is real and how you know that it is real. Feel free to DM me or send another ask, I won’t share the information if it’s private or if you/they would like to keep it a secret (obviously), but it would just help me with contextualizing stuff.

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Some thought before I go into insane research mode:

- I personally believe that @the-muppet-joker along with the other characters in this narrative are not in-fact real people, however should be treated as such in case they turn out to be real, so don’t be mean for no reason.

- I want to call into question the validity of some users/posts. Without having started research I have doubts about some of the Reddit posts being created by the same person as they don’t reveal new information about the story.

- I will be doing this alone and I am a full time student along with working so do not expect speed.

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Im going absolutely insane about @the-muppet-joker and I need to make a video essay or something chronicling his lore, so this is where I begin. My hubris will be my downfall, send prayers