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Fun game, I don't have friends tho so...

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

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felt an urgent need to share some toast appreciation

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what a guy, illinois c. stones (c stands for chicago thats my real name hc)

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This week on Coffee Ghost AU: The dining hall gets a new coffee machine. Based on a true story where I chugged 7 shots of espresso and then proceeded to not sleep for 2 days.

All the coffee ghost stuff [here]

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on the other side of the war

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please don’t repost!

(shop prints here!)

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So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.

What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out we're looking at something in the distance, and we walk around this thing that'd in front of us, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.

Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.

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Fun fact: Squirmles (worms on a string) were actually invented in the 1970s.

Claiming dominance over every higher ethereal power? What an ultimate power move. Very sexy of him to kill god.

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Lovely art, hopefully people see it before it gets removed

Fanart of Markiplier:

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I never clench. In fact, I strain the opposite way so often I have to remember to close my jaw.

HI IT’S ME AGAIN

YOU’RE FUCKING UP YOUR TEETH AND YOUR MUSCLES AND SHIT

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In Space With Markiplier Spoilers Without Context

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me: oh, it's like a callback to date thats kinda coo-

mark: did someone order a large pizza?

me:

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JSHDGFHJGSDHJFHGJ

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the multiverse is littered with the corpses of your failures. 

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“Everything on the ship is perfectly fine and definitely NOT poorly engineered... with Markiplier”

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